TaruRecluse
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- Cookie Run (Video Game) (1)
- Strength SMP (1)
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Who was Minpin fucking kidding. It reeks too badly in here to do anything but eat slop and play minecraft. Which was exactly what Minpin wanted to do, but Parker was busy rubbing his pungent scent glands all over his new H&M hoodie. Fuck his life, Minpin guesses. Can't have a single thing that doesn't smell like Parker—like his heavy enderpearl smell mixed with sweat, blaze powder chips, and gamer grease. If only enderman-safe deodorant didn't cost an arm, leg, and your family of 7.
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Code of Honesty (Discontinued) by PureVanillaCoochie, TaruRecluse
Fandoms: Cookie Run (Video Game)
12 Feb 2026
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This is a continuation of Code of Honesty, yes I am the original author, decided to come back after deleting my previous account pff—
Special thanks to Taru for helping me in finishing the chapters!
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"Oh—wait I—I think I know what poem you're talking about!"
At that, Jude turned to him, managing to wear an expression that showed how perplexed yet unimpressed he felt.
"You're fucking kidding me Sharpness… there's no way you haven't read the outsiders, but you've somehow read a niche poem that only got popular because of it."
far away from spawn, in the early hours of twilight, jude and sharp talk about books and poems at the shore. alternatively: 2k words of plot, 4k words of yapping
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- Part 6 of a promise written in the stars
Bookmarked by TaruRecluse
11 Jun 2026
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Parrot sighs. He shakes his head, hand shifting closer to brush against the crown. “Anyway,” he exhales. “It’s just– it’s not that simple, Theo. I can’t order the army around until they respect me enough to listen, and without the numbers… there isn’t really much I can do.”
“You’re literally the king.”
“So?”
“So… use that?”
or, a take on Parrot's mindset after becoming king, from someone who has finally caught up on the series
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- Part 2 of unstable oneshots !
Bookmarked by TaruRecluse
10 Jun 2026
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ParrotX2's official and completely legal guide on how to get his kingdom back by Clownrrots_35
Fandoms: Unstable Universe (Web Series), Minecraft (Video Game)
03 Jun 2026
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With a heavy sigh, Parrot was then again, forced to retreat, and now he was stuck inside a boat with nothing on his name. Parrot wanted to choke himself.
"Theo," He called, whispering silently as he leaned back at him, one second away from taking off the crown. "Will it ever get better?" He whispered, eyes heavy with sleep, threatening to close. "...I promise it will Parrot." He whispered back as he watched his King close his eyes, scarily so, almost like he was taking his final breath to the world.
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.Or Parrot is left to pick up the pieces of what's left of his Kingdom. And on the way there, a certain all knowing eye gets saved from the fate of dying.
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10 Jun 2026
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Tai stood there woodenly. “Aren’t you supposed to be divorced?”
“Hear that, Sharpness?” Jude scoffed, continuing to push Sharpness off his shoulder, “We’re not married. Get off my bed.”
“Can we get married then?”
The divorce lasted a grand total of 14 days.
Or, nothing changes after Sharplow's divorce except Tai's perception about it.
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- Part 1 of Disk's Sharplow <3
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- English
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Bookmarked by TaruRecluse
06 Jun 2026
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“Who’s there?” He snapped, scanning the trees. “Show yourself. Now, or I’ll hack you to bits.”
Silence.
His eyes narrowed, his fingers tightening around the hilt of his sword.
“I’m not playing.” He warned, “I’m going to attack if you don’t appear in three…”
He slid out his sword from the sheath.
“Two…”
The diamond blade rose high above his head, ready to descend in a sweeping forward arc.
“One!-”
“Wait-wait, Jude, it’s me Sharp, stop!”
Bookmarked by TaruRecluse
06 Jun 2026