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  1. Public Bookmark 74

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    Kris swears they have it the worst. Like, they're being puppeted around by some eldritch being, forcing them to do things they never wanted. Not to mention it keeps interfering with the plan. So what if it's always been nice, and treats their friends with love, and lets Kris do stuff they want, it's still controlling them! It must be so easy, not being the Cage.

    What if they weren't the Cage anymore? That would solve everything, right?

    But someone has to be the Cage.

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    16 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 9

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    (Custom tags don't work on mobile I'm So Mad)

    After the events of the show, Green and Orange find themselves somehow alive again. Stuck in a time loop only they can remember the events of.
    Together they have to figure out how to make the loop stop, and try to save their friends along the way.
    This doesn't come without a price, however.

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    16 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 26

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    It's really a lot of fun to watch your crewmates get picked off one by one to die slow, painful deaths while being completely unable to help because you're a stupid ghost. Honestly, 10/10 recommend. Great experience. Would cry again.

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    11 Jul 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 21

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    What are we without our memories? It could be argued that the self is almost entirely comprised of them. So what happens when a blank slate of a parasite infects the captain of the Skeld? Will they lean into their murderous nature or cling to the remains of their host? And what does any of this mean for their rocky relationship with their ex friend/crush turned enemy turned begrudging Crewmate?

    With Crewmates being picked off, can the unlikely duo put their trust in each other or will they finally fall apart?

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    10 Jul 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 47

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    Jongler and Pluey were dating, which would have been fine if it hadn’t somehow eroded their personal boundaries down to nothing! Seriously, on their limited time off, Battat couldn’t go five minutes without having one or both of them touching him! And that wasn’t even touching on the PDA while he was right there. On the same couch in some cases!! It was embarrassing, frankly. It wasn’t the end of the world, of course, they were all friends at the end of the day, but he wasn’t dating them, so it didn’t make sense why they were so… Like That with him.

     

    aka: after a long day at work, the three Mikes hang out in their shared room.

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    04 Jul 2026