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    9 Stories written for Jonmartin Week April 1-9, 2026

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    An alternate timeline where Martin stops Jon from going off alone to kill Jonah. They send the fears away and everyone lives, but the world is still broken.

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  1. Public Bookmark 62

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    It’s what it says on the tin.

    Jon get adopted (kidnapped) by the Mechanisms after the Mr. Spider incident. This leads to a bunch of silly and not so silly stuff happening in the Tma universe!

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    23 May 2026

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    “Have you got anywhere to stay?” Jon asks him, briskly. “Friends, acquaintances, maybe, who you could stay with…?”

    Martin flushes, deeply. “I, I mean— n-no, not really,” he stammers, and then goes even redder. “Or, just, y’know not that I’d want to, to. Put in the middle of this. Put in danger of, of worms.”

    “Ah,” Jon says, “No, of course, that makes sense.” Why drag anyone else into this mess? Seven people died during Prentiss’s initial hospitalization; the collateral damage of roping someone from outside the Institute into her orbit doesn’t bare thinking about. “In that case…” Jon feels like there’s some alternative solution, one he’s just not thinking of at the moment, but it evades him, and Martin needs somewhere safe to stay. “My couch is quite comfortable. You’re welcome to come and stay with me until you figure something else out.”

     

    Martin is held hostage by Jane Prentiss for two weeks, and can't go back to his flat. Jon offers him a place to stay until Prentiss and her worms can be dealt with, and they can be sure he's safe.

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    30 Apr 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    T4T long fic lovely jmart

  3. Public Bookmark 9

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    The name of the book was The Kama Smirke-ra.

    "How was I not supposed to examine it more closely?" asked Jon.

    "Why the fuck would that make you want to examine it more closely?" asked Gerry.

    "I am a minion of the Eye, I'm a curious person by nature—"

    "It's a Leitner and you work here—"

    "You picked it up, too! We're both fucked!"

    (That, my friends, is foreshadowing.)

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    16 Apr 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    A Leitner made them do it. A lot.

  4. Public Bookmark 34

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    “Thank you for calling Phone Owners’ Outstanding Protection!” Martin announces, in his brightest, chirpiest voice. “My name is Martin! How can I help you today?”

    “I broke my phone,” the caller says.

    Martin’s heart sinks. Just his luck to get a claim right when he’s supposed to be going home, and this caller sounds like the kind of person who’ll probably spend ages going over everything in pedantic detail and demanding reassurance on a dozen points, most of which will be completely irrelevant.

    Oh well. Here goes.

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    What if Martin didn’t get the job at the Magnus Institute and instead ended up working for a mobile phone insurance call centre? What if Jon happened to have insurance with that same company, and kept on calling in with increasingly bizarre phone insurance claims?

    aka Jon and Martin fall in love over the phone.

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    11 Apr 2026

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    Phone call center fic slow burn

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    Three weeks well-spent.

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    28 Mar 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Really in character safe house fic - sweary Martin Blackwood and lots of Gay Panic ❤️