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Never Bite the Hand That Fingers You(or Something Like That) by Couch_PotatoSundae
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
30 Jun 2026
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Okay, so here's the plan:
Gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss.
He's got this.
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Or in which the embodiment of Gen-Z itself is yeeted into Sukuna Ryoumen's body in the year 2018.
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"Holy fuck it's giving daddy issues."
"What?"
"I said what I said."
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"I'll win," Gojo said, unfairly picturesque lips pulling into a smirk. "Because I'm the strongest."
A mouth manifested on Yuuji's cheek. "Yup, go clock that hoe's ass."
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"Sukuna! I'll make a binding vow! Just help me kill this monster!"
"Wow, really giving up that easily? Loser. Don't you know I'm a curse, brat?"
"You're the one that offered it to me a moment ago!"
"Yeah, but tapping out already? Actually, you know what, fuck it—put me in, coach."
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When one wakes up as Ryoumen Sukuna, the first thing you do is freak the fuck out because ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY WAKE UP AS RYOUMEN SUKUNA WHAT THE FUCK-
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15 Jul 2026
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“That was crazy! That was so cool!” Yuji grabs Okkotsu’s shirt, levering himself to his knees so they’re both gripping each other, knelt in the river the rain’s made of the road. The train rattles and screams overhead and over the noise, he shouts: “We fought a ghost, Okkotsu! We’re like… Ghostbusters!”
“What?!”
“We just beat up a ghost! That’s so cool!”
“No! What?! That—that’s not remotely what happened!” Okkotsu is so outraged he seems to have forgotten to be scared about his personal poltergeist eating a local ghost and almost killing his underclassman. The final car of the freight train finishes tearing past and into the rain and comparative silence, Okkotsu shouts, “You don’t get it, Itadori! I’m going to get you killed!”
Yuji blinks.
“No, you’re not.” He points at himself. “I’m too tough? Remember?”
AKA: The new generation of jujutsu monsters grew up feral and fighting curses together in Sendai. I'm sure this will have no major ramifications for the world as a whole.
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11 Jul 2026
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Pink hair. School uniform—not Jujutsu High's, some other school's, navy and a white hoodie as the undershirt, peeking out at the collars, completely unsuited to what was happening.
A face Yuta caught in profile: young, round-cheeked, wearing an expression of mild interest in the way someone might look at a puzzle they'd seen before.
He landed like it cost him nothing—like the concrete and the distance and the force of what had thrown him were all just mild suggestions he'd chosen not to follow.
He turned to look at the curse, and he had his hands in his pockets.
"Shit," he said, conversationally, to no one in particular. The word arrived with a kind of easy, unselfconscious candor that somehow made it feel less like an expletive and more like an honest assessment.
"My bad. I'm still getting used to classifying these guys, y'know?" A beat. He tilted his head at the curse in a way that was almost—almost—appraising. "It's usually just weak or strong for me."
Or:
The events of Jujutsu Kaisen season 1 happening in Jujutsu Kaisen 0, with Yuta instead of Megumi, no Sukuna incarnation, and Yuuji somewhat raised by Kaorijaku. Being very generous on that 'somewhat'.
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11 Jul 2026
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Til I'm No Longer Me by Septic_wolf
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga)
06 Apr 2026
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Yuji only ever wanted to be loved by those he held dear.
So why does it feel like he isn't allowed?
(Continuation of The King's Eyes)
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- Part 2 of The Ryoumen Clan Chronicles
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10 Jul 2026
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The Toddler and The Curse by TimeWill_OnlyTell
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime & Manga)
14 Jul 2026
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When Itadori Yuuji was one a curse broke into his room. There was nothing special about this curse. When it looked down at the baby in the crib, it saw not a young boy, but the vessel of a king. Not five minutes later the curse was gone, leaving the wailing of the boy behind. When his
notmother and father came bursting in, nothing they did could console the boy, for his cheeks ran red with tears of blood from the secondary eyes that had split open his skin.The next morning, after finally coaxing the child to sleep once more, Itadori Jin awoke to find the brain matter of his wife splattered up the walls of their shared bedroom.
At fifteen, Yuuji had grown used to the voice in his head craving violence and murder. It took only one mistake to uproot the careful equilibrium he had created. His friends had been caught by a curse, one he should have prevented. Now the sorcerers knew he existed. Now he was to be executed.
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- Part 1 of In The Arms of The Devil
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08 Jul 2026