ThatDesertWarlock
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A Tiny Spec in an Infinite Universe by ThatDesertWarlock
Fandoms: Spelljammer (Roleplaying Game), Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game)
18 May 2026
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Anyone even passably familiar with mortal Astral History knows that the first Astral Elves left their home in the Faewild to roam the Astral Plane in an attempt to be closer to their gods. What people don’t realize is that, while chasing their Elven gods, they exposed themselves to other ones.
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An Empty Cupboard by ThatDesertWarlock
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 Apr 2026
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Boy was alone.
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Someone has business with The House of Black.
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Golden Hair, Silver Sword by ThatDesertWarlock
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien
02 Mar 2024
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Glorfindel at the Middle Earth Streamy Awards.
Written for B2ME 2024 1st Drabble Race. Prompt: A Round of Applause
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A Rare Bean from South Harad by ThatDesertWarlock
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien
02 Mar 2024
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Sauron’s Chefs have acquired a rare bean.
They have invented something amazing, and are anxious to share.Written for B2ME 2024 1st Drabble Race. Prompt: Chocolate Truffle
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a self-indulgent response to the many, wonderful time-travel Star Wars stories that send a more experienced and more knowledgeable Obi-Wan Kenobi back in time to change the many tragedies to come
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Bookmarked by ThatDesertWarlock
13 Jul 2026
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A+ metaphors.
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We Didn't Start The Fire (It's All Very Legal) by BoliTheSenate
Fandoms: Avatar: The Last Airbender
25 Dec 2022
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What if Zuko actually DID get himself adopted by a Nice Earth Kingdom Family?
And also everyone else he ever meets. Because lets be real, he is incredibly adoptable. Even if that means that by Fire Nation Law, the Fire Sages have to update the Royal Familytree every ten-or-so minutes.
At least succession s guaranteed now, right?In which everyone has a grand 'ol time except Ozai, who somehow lost his rightful place as Fire Lord to an Earth Kingdom peasant after banishing his useless son, and Jee, who has to deal with being adopted by a Great Spirit (and also the rest of the madness. his prince keeps getting adopted by people. this is a problem).
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A Bell to Rise and Die by parva_dae (passeridae)
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types, The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
29 Jun 2022
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They were born for one purpose, and one purpose only — war.
They have always heard the drums.
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- Part 2 of flesh and bone
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Deep in the forests near Gundabad, a Warg chases a child.
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A.V.I.S. (A Very Intelligent System) by Absolutely_Corrupted
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Iron Man - All Media Types
05 May 2019
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Wherein J.A.R.V.I.S. is actually a teenage girl from the real world. AKA, "Not all self inserts end up as actual people. But that's okay, I'm the next best thing."