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  1. Public Bookmark 18

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    The Theraprism is a safe space for any and all interdimensional travellers that slip through the gaps between one universe and the next. With friendly staff, and warm, available beds, there's nowhere else better to end up if you accidentally miscalculate a rift and fall out of the multiverse!

    Unfortunately for Stanford Pines, the offer of safety comes alongside the most terrifying, upsetting, distressing form of torture he can imagine - being forced to talk about his feelings to a professional.

    Or, sending Stanford Pines to therapy. Takes place vaguely earlier on in the Portal Years.
    And, later on, putting lessons into practice.

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    17 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 31

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    After spending the last two days rereading the same paragraph, Ford decides to look for chemical assistance in staying awake long enough to complete his thesis.

    Meanwhile, Stan’s life since he was thrown out on the streets hasn’t exactly gone great. But things are looking up now that Stan is finally making it as a small time drug dealer selling to college students with too much spending money on their hands.

    Or: The Stan twins' reunion goes down at a drug deal.

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    04 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 8

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    Stanford Pines, a very effective and sleep deprived detective, chases down his most recent lead to the rapidly urbanising city of Gravity Falls, Oregon - a place where very few people want him to be.

    Stanley Pines, a well-favoured 'Henchmaniac' of the Enigma Co. criminal organisation, finds himself forced to try and mitigate the impact of this decision.

    Unfortunately for everyone, Ford is too reckless and too stubborn to fly under the radar whatsoever. Oh hey Bill, what are you doing here?

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    02 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 22

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    “It’s true, Stanley,” Ford said gravely. “I am your brother no longer. I am now a creature of the night. I have left humanity behind. I am,” Ford paused, “A vampire.”

    “Uh,” Stan said. “Okay.”

    “Okay?” Ford repeated.

    “I didn’t know they had vampires in other dimensions,” Stan said.

    Ford is having a problem. Stan doesn’t want to get involved, especially considering he and his brother have barely been speaking since Ford's return, but then he does anyway.

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    25 May 2026

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    Stanley Pines wakes up on Monday morning, squinting his eyes in the sunlight streaming through the motel room blinds, and decides he's going to kill himself.

    It doesn’t stick.
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    17 May 2026