That_Final_Garnish
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Cable's Newest Fangirl by That_Final_Garnish
Fandoms: Deadpool (Video Game 2013), Deadpool - All Media Types
03 Jul 2026
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"Well yooou said I'd find my biggest fan girl out here, and I didn't find jack shit!" Deadpool flicks at approximately where Nate's nipple would be underneath his suit, but the time traveler shows no reaction. "Unless this is your way of coming out as a dick girl, in which case hit me up once they invert your penis 'cause Daddy Deadpool don't swing that way."
The vein in Cable's forehead might as well pop off and grow legs with how angry he is.
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Deadpool is an annoying jabbering prick in the Deadpool game. Cable fucks his throat about it.
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- Part 6 of Kinktober 2025
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"And They Were Sleeping Together" by bellsofblue, freakyrat, holyflyingswisscheese, Sleepi_Gae, t4stl3ss_h4z3, That_Final_Garnish, that_tired_artist, webheadmenace
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
01 Jul 2026
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During a lunch not-date Eva decides to help Grace with his problems sleeping.
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This fic is the result of a Round Robin with ten writers! Each writer is could only see the work of the person before them, so if we got a little lost along the way that's why.
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Press Orifice's Together by BluesAndBadDecisions, crackfics_georg, PandaGoBrrr, Sleepi_Gae, That_Final_Garnish, unearthlymacabre
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
29 Jun 2026
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Grace is lonely, but Rocky kisses him better.
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This fic is the result of a round robin with six writers, where each writer could only see the work of the writer before them, so if anything ever gets a little confused that's why!
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Beloved: Greatly Loved; Dear to the Heart. by crackfics_georg, Emmmmy, Eridani_Art, hearts4luffy, Ognicho, PandaGoBrrr, Sleepi_Gae, tallboy_benny, That_Final_Garnish, YC_cricket
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
29 Jun 2026
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Rocky and Adrian tell Grace how much they love him.
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This fic is the result of a round robin with 10 writers! Each writer could only see the work of the person who'd gone directly before them, so if we lost any plot details behind that's why.
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Mormons and Vampires, Except this isn't Twilight by Eridani_Art, Flubi, krowtenretsnom, Sleepi_Gae, t4stl3ss_h4z3, tallboy_benny, That_Final_Garnish, the_Ileahd, whiteboywednesday, yourdeargatsby
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026)
26 Jun 2026
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Ryland wants Simon to meet his students on Erid, but their day is interrupted by... something.
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This fic is the result of a round robin with nine writers! Each writer could only see the work of the person who'd written right before them, so that's how we ended up with this.
Recent series
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Kinktober 2025 by That_Final_Garnish
Fandom Deadpool (Video Game 2013), Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Wolverine (Movies), X-Men - All Media Types
03 Jul 2026
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- 15,328
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Bottom Nathan Summers Fics by OnlyHereforPorn, That_Final_Garnish
Fandom Cable (Marvel Comics), Cable - All Media Types, Cable and Deadpool (Comics), Captain America - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Iron Man - All Media Types, Marvel, Punisher (Marvel Comics), Punisher - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Punisher - All Media Types, Wolverine (Marvel Comics), Wolverine (Movies), Wolverine - All Media Types, X-Men '97 (Cartoon 2024), X-Men - All Media Types
17 Jun 2026
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Any and all fics I have written where Nathan Summers bottoms.
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- 229,241
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Garnish's Piss Chronicles 2026 by That_Final_Garnish
Fandom Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
17 Mar 2026
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My little competition with Ao3 user Str4b3rryb1tch on who can write the most piss fanfic in a year (they are going to beat me but it's about the journey not the destination)
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- 3,639
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- 1
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when my baby puts the mouth on me by Str4b3rryb1tch, That_Final_Garnish
Fandom Cable (Marvel Comics), Cable and Deadpool (Marvel Comics), Deadpool (Marvel Comics), Deadpool - All Media Types
12 Feb 2026
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- 9,354
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- 2
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Shoulder set to the doorframe, Logan pinched the bridge of his nose. “I didn’t mean use my bunk to do it, Victor.”
“But Jimmy,” Victor said, his eyes bright and fangs showing in genuine humour, “where else would you want me to?”
Wade wiped Victor’s spit from his lip with the back of his wrist. The half-formed smile on his face froze, slowly melted away as he looked from Logan to Victor and back again. “Oh, I knew it,” he said. “I knew you two fucked around."
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- Part 1 of Good Bad Decisions
Bookmarked by That_Final_Garnish
06 Jul 2026
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Tony would never let a minor thing like distance stop him from having sex with his husband. Bucky is just happy to reap all the benefits.
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- Part 16 of Kinktober 2024
Bookmarked by That_Final_Garnish
06 Jul 2026
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Steve keeps seeing finger-shaped bruises on Tony's face. He isn't sure what it says about him that he wants to be the one to put them there.
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- Part 7 of Kinktober 2020
Bookmarked by That_Final_Garnish
06 Jul 2026
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Tony is a werewolf who doesn't really give a shit about societal norms. He has a vampire fetish a mile wide but unfortunately vampires are rare and stick to their covens so he's never had the chance to get one into his bed.
Then Steve shows up, the most famous vampire in the history of – well, at least the last couple hundred years – and Tony wants those teeth in his neck so badly he can feel his tail wagging at the mere thought. Only problem is – Steve despises everything Tony and his werewolf-blood stand for.
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- Part 26 of Kinktober 2019
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- English
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- 4,763
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Bookmarked by That_Final_Garnish
06 Jul 2026
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Symbiotes don't have any concept of gender. Unfortunately, everyone else on Earth does.
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- English
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- Comments:
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Bookmarked by That_Final_Garnish
06 Jul 2026