That_Squirrel_Is_Drunk
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It’s summer of 1928 in northern England. Edward Teach is a thief of some renown and skill, making a good living with his friend Izzy and their gang. But things go awry when his gang joins forces with Calico Jack and Ed is forced into hiding in a castle owned by Stede Bonnet. Will Stede discover he is harboring a criminal? Will Stede turn him in to the authorities? Or will Stede become the treasure Ed is most afraid to lose?
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Catch Me, I'm Falling (for you) by That_Squirrel_Is_Drunk
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
15 Dec 2025
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Have you ever taken the time to really watch the front line bouncers catching crowd surfers at concerts? Sometimes things don't go like you'd expect. This is a speedy meet-cute, no Beta.
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Stede Bonnet is a famous romance author, recovering from the breakup of his marriage and suffering from writer's block. Through an incredible twist of fate, he changes his life and meets the man of his dreams, village librarian Ed Teach.
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I heard the Cyndi Lauper song "I Drove All Night" and thought that sounds like something Ed would do.
Just a little bit of fluff about what would happen if two members of a group chat fell for each other.
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I loved the little family in The Ship so much I couldn't walk away. Two years after the Bonnet-Teach wedding, Step-Dad Ed is the coolest Dad in the neighborhood. Alma is still infatuated with Fall Out Boy and is looking forward to her tenth birthday. Can Ed make his little Rockstar's birthday special?
A sequel to The Ship, told from Alma's POV.
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“That one with the leather and the hair, he’s getting cast for sure.”
“Oh, yeah. Doesn’t even matter if you can actually bake, when you look like that!”
“He’ll be this year’s Chigs, or Sandro. Everyone’s flavor, you know?”When Ed Teach gets cast on The Great British Bake Off, he understands the assignment. Look hot on camera, banter with the judges, bake memorable shit.
He isn’t there to make trouble. He isn't there to make friends.
And he certainly isn’t there to fall in love with fellow baker Stede Bonnet.
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29 Dec 2025
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"But something else beside the man’s cash box pulls his attention—something soft and odd and wonderful.
Stede darts toward it and gently picks it up.
A fabric doll.
It’s unlike any doll he’s seen before—adorable and strange in the best way. Mismatched buttons for eyes. Long silver hair. A scruffy gray beard. He wears what looks like an old-fashioned white linen shirt, grayish beige breeches, grey stockings, and black, buckled shoes. There are little tattoos embroidered on his arm—tiny anchors, stars, skulls, and a snake, among others, swirls of thread meant to look like ink.
Stede hugs it to his chest without thinking.
He loves it immediately."When they’re young, Stede and Ed each get a doll that looks uncannily like the other—though they’ve never met. They grow up just a few miles apart, treating their dolls like best friends: sewing them tiny outfits, bringing them along on every adventure, and confiding in them like old friends. It’s sweet, a little odd, and maybe even a touch magical.
Years later, when Stede and Ed finally cross paths as adults, they’re struck by a strange, impossible realization: each of them looks exactly like the other’s childhood doll.- Language:
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25 Jul 2025
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Adopting a secret cat in a no-pets-allowed apartment building is one thing. Kissing the new property manager after he discovers your secret cat is another.
Learning the property manager thought he was straight until you kissed him and accidentally sent him into a tailspin—well, it's a weird twenty-four hours for Ed Teach.
So: friends. Friends, he can do. Friends, that's easy. Except there are mochas, and there are movies, and there's this whole queer discovery he's helping Stede navigate, and there are a hell of a lot of chocolate muffins.
Sometimes the journey is the most important part.
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15 Mar 2025
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Ed is dying to get married. He knows that Stede is The One and he can't WAIT to put a ring on that man's finger. But after Louis and Alma had a difficult time adjusting to Mary's engagement to Doug, Stede is worried that the kids won't be happy about another one of their parents getting married.
So there's really only one thing for Ed to do: get the kids in on the proposal plan.
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A modern au wedding fic for all those fellow stepdad!Ed lovers out there. Rating is G for now but that may change as the fic continues.
Bookmarked by That_Squirrel_Is_Drunk
15 Mar 2025
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OR "5 Times Ed Gave Louis Advice, + 1 Time Louis Gave Advice to Everyone Else"
A fic with snippets from Ed and Louis' relationship over the course of 10 years.
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- Part 1 of Teach Marina
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29 Aug 2024