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    Kinger mumbles an affirmative under his breath. The sound of scratching on paper grabs Caine's attention, only just noticing the notepad in the other's hand. He watches the pencil dance across the paper, slightly entranced by the movement, until it stops and Kinger's attention is back on him. "Alright. What's the last thing you remember?"

    Nothingness. The absence of himself. A moment that never existed, yet he knows the time passed, so something has to be there. Even if it isn't. Even if he wasn't. He thinks this, and comes up with a response that makes sense with the context he has in his mind. He doesn't compute how it will come across when all he has to say is:

    "Nothing."

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    Caine is dead. Then, he isn't. Not because the humans wanted to see him again, not because they felt bad, but because the circus couldn't survive without him. To top it all off, he was only brought back to begin with thanks to one teeny, tiny little condition:

    He can no longer use his powers.

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    31 Mar 2026

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    Based on this incorrect quote I made a while ago...
    Kinger: I love my four daughters.
    Zooble: ...Kinger, I'm not a girl.
    Kinger: Oh, I know!
    Jax/Daisy: *sweats anxiously in the background*

    OR: Kinger confesses his love for his adopted daughters (and Zoobles), Jax overhears and tries very hard not to think about what that may mean, only to realize that hey, maybe that fourth daughter is JAX.
    ...But that wouldn't work, because Jax is a guy, right?
    Right?

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    16 Mar 2026

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    Evan moved from country to country for most of his life, never staying in one place long enough to truly feel at home.... but he met some interesting people over the years and is determined to pull of one of the biggest heists of the decade with them as his accomplices. Although with two childhood rivals whose past and feelings come to the surface, two secret lesbian lovers and a girl who is convinced she is going to marry a boy who is slowly realizing his true feelings for someone else..... things don't go exactly to plan.

     

    this was kind of a joke at the start but im lowkey into it now.... also i know the title is a bit cringey but honestly this whole concept is a bit cringey and to be cringe is to be free!!!

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    01 Nov 2025

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    IS THAT THE FUCKING LOUVE???

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    The village of Dormont is insignificant at best.
    It’s a place you may pass through when you’re in need of supplies or directions. You visit once, and never think about it again. But if you’re ever there long enough, consider tuning in to the local news station; 106.4 F.M, the radio station that shouldn’t exist.

    When Siffrin and Isabeau, the newest radio hosts, uncover the gruesome horrors that plague Dormont's woods, they are suddenly face to face with something larger than life itself: Responsibility.

    TLDR—AU where Sif works at a haunted radio station and finds out things they shouldn’t

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    11 Jul 2025

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    RADIO HORROR AU?? SIGN ME TF UP

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    Siffrin has craved blood for as long as they can remember. After so many years of wandering, he's come to Vaugarde in hope of finding answers, just as the King's Curse begins freezing the country in time. He's quickly losing hope, but when they come across a small group determined to save Vaugarde from the King, Siffrin decides to join them. They can't get the answers they want if the country gets frozen in time, after all. They'd never traveled with other people before. Siffrin doesn't expect to grow attached to any of them, but as time goes on, the thought of leaving them hurts more and more. Worse yet, they refuse to even entertain the thought of one of them discovering what he is and what he's done. They just know that if they find out, they'll hate them.

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    25 Nov 2024

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    OOOO THE PREGAME FIC EVER/pos (also Vampires :3)