TheAdorkablePipsqueek
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How Is This My Life? by TheAdorkablePipsqueek
Fandoms: Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Dragon Age: Inquisition
04 Apr 2022
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How is someone supposed to survive Thedas as a vulpix? No really, I have no idea. I’m open to any and all suggestions that don’t include death or pain of any kind. Now would be a great time for someone to pop out and claim godhood because I’m down to convert if I could get a how to guide for idiots on surviving bullshit. One soul for a cheat guide please and thank you.
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This is a one shot I'm never going to finish. maybe. It's just been sitting in my docs so figured I might as well post it. Enjoy this one shot from the pov of a knight who has been captured by the enemy, but isn't sure who the enemy is anymore.
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We all grow up eventually and some friends get left behind.
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This was one of my first poems and its inspired by Alice in Wonderland. Let me know what you think about it.
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Lady Cataldo has just lost her husband, but she’s gained so much more.
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"You know, maybe we should write a movie script. Just imagine the tagline: 'How I Met Your Mother: Zombie Apocalypse Edition.' Sounds way better than 'How I Tried to Arrest Your Mother But Then the Apocalypse Started.'"
On his way to Raccoon City, rookie officer Leon S. Kennedy arrests a con artist, inadvertently turning his survival horror nightmare into an explosive cocktail of action and romantic comedy.
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- Part 2 of Azalea
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10 Jun 2026
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What would you do if you get a second chance at life? Do you take the lead and make yourself shine? Or maybe become a mentor to further some else’s dream?
“ Screw that! I’m opening a restaurant!”
Meet Mizuki, a girl from our world who somehow ended up reborn in the Naruto world. Instead of becoming a ninja or going off to join the Akatsuki she decides that this world lacks too many amazing dishes and goes off to follow her dream. If that dream somehow ends with her accidentally snowballs canon off a sharp cliff that’s none of her business. She’s just here to share her food with her best friend who’s just a little too stoic but that’s okay! She’s getting better at reading his emotions!
( Shino found a friend who fed him once and decided he was going to marry her. Said girl is oblivious)
( SIOC has never watched Naruto and just thinks she’s in a weird Manhwa)
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- English
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- 38,835
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- 11/?
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09 Jun 2026
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Paper Wings and Broken Webs by Anonymous
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Batman - All Media Types
08 Jun 2026
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Just when Peter thinks his luck couldn't get any worse life has to prove him wrong.
In all honesty he should have probably paid more attention to what Dr. Strange was telling him but he kinda stopped paying attention after ‘I have to send you to another world or we all kinda die’.Meanwhile in Blüdhaven Dick Grayson finds an empty abandoned laboratory, yet he's pretty sure someone was here, not too long ago.
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- English
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- 27,420
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- 6/?
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- 1
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- 243
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09 Jun 2026
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The Alchemy of Small Mercies by BattaBing
Fandoms: House of the Dragon (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, Fire & Blood - Fandom
08 Jun 2026
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Jocelyn Darklyn was born with another life in her head.
In that life, she was a chemist. In this one, she is the granddaughter of Jonquil Darke. An orphaned relic of a legitimized bastard line, too useful for House Darklyn to discard and too powerless to protect herself. In the Red Keep, Jo learns to turn ash, grease, cracked hands, and women’s whispered bargains into power.
She does not mean to belong to the Greens. She does not mean to become useful to Queen Alicent or interesting to her strange, hungry children.
But small mercies have a price in Westeros, and Targaryens are not gentle with the things they decide to keep.
Bookmarked by TheAdorkablePipsqueek
08 Jun 2026
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snug as a bug (in an interdimensional rug?) by itsy_bitsy_spidey
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Red Robin (Comics), DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Young Justice (Cartoon)
12 May 2026
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Penelope Parker had been a vigilante for half a decade. She had Team Red, The Fantastic Four, and the Avengers as her friends and colleagues, especially after the weird custody arrangement they had set up after Aunt May passed. At nineteen years old, Spider-Bug was considered a tenured hero (and had finally convinced her superhero family that yes, she can live alone and maintain a healthy-ish lifestyle without supervision).
That all went to hell when she jumped in front of a mysterious beam of magic for Daredevil and was thrown headfirst into a new world.
Penny was already dreading the new custody arrangement that would be waiting for her when she got back.
Discovering alternate versions of her parents, falling for two different heroes that do way too much research before showing affection, and finding a home realities away from her first family is not what she was expecting. Keeping both seems almost selfish, and probably impossible.
But Reed Richards and Tony Stark don't call her their protege for nothing.
Bookmarked by TheAdorkablePipsqueek
08 Jun 2026