TheAngelInDeansButt



Recent works

Recent bookmarks

  1. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Ashley: but seriously if not at his place then where do you meet?
    Jane: We hook up in hotels, mostly
    Vanessa: He doesn’t come to your place in Montreal?
    Jane: No
    I bought another building where we can meet discreetly
    Madeleine: YOU BOUGHT A SEX CONDO???

    alternate title: shane hollander befriends boston wags surprisingly fast

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    63,574
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    1,202
    Kudos:
    6,242
    Bookmarks:
    1,466
    Hits:
    110,476

    28 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    It is an unremarkable, dreary March morning in Ottawa when Ilya Rozanov’s life swiftly burns to ashes around him. Ilya had intended to spend the rare morning off of training sleeping off the lingering exhaustion from the seemingly endless stretch of away games as long as Anya would allow.

    Instead, it is barely past six in the morning when armed agents pound on his front door.

    (Or, a remix of the FanMail incident.)

    completed fic, updates every thursday

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    30,721
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    191
    Kudos:
    1,961
    Bookmarks:
    536
    Hits:
    28,206

    22 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 22

    Tags
    Summary

    The loss of Ilya Rozanov and the Ottawa Centaurs as seen through the eyes of those in his & Shane's lives in the days that follow the plane crash.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,072
    Chapters:
    3/7
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    65
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    1,422

    22 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    5+1 where shane and ilya are married, but no one knows. they decided the best way to handle the situation is clear; fall in love again in front of the other centaurs.

    5 “firsts” +1 where the centaurs lose their mind.

    title from everything is romantic by charli xcx

    Chapter 1: planning
    Chapter 2: crushing
    Chapter 3: flirting
    Chapter 4: dating
    Chapter 5: kissing
    Chapter 6: laughing

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,905
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    791
    Kudos:
    17,167
    Bookmarks:
    3,495
    Hits:
    200,234

    22 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    The first sound Ilya hears is a thin, discordant symphony of beeps and whirs. Something vibrating. 

    The next thing he hears is…wet. A sort of shaking, gargling sound, that feels like the ugliest crying he’s ever heard. And through it, Shane’s voice. 

    “I’m with him now, mom. He’s— he’s not fine. He’s not. I know—”

    Ilya wants to ask who's not fine, but he can’t feel his own body, his mouth, enough to ask.

    “Yeah,” Shane is saying, only slightly calmer. “I know. He wasn’t breathing—"

    Ilya knows there's a link, between the clinical musicality of medical settings, Shane’s audible, awful distress, and his own physical incapacity. It’s just, it’s so tenuous, and the air around him is so thick, so heavy. It would be easy, to sleep, a little. 

    -
    Footage of the last game between Ottawa and Montreal is everywhere; it’s breached containment from the sports world, and now it seems like everyone is baying for Montreal’s blood. Except, Ilya is oblivious. Not exactly blissfully so, but as the fight for accountability within the league rages on without him, Ilya just wants someone, anyone, to tell him what happened.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    90,785
    Chapters:
    12/12
    Collections:
    3
    Comments:
    1,692
    Kudos:
    6,003
    Bookmarks:
    2,266
    Hits:
    150,162

    19 Jun 2026