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How to screw an alien by bleeding_hydnellum
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
31 Mar 2026
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Rocky realizes he is in love with Ryland, and after confessing he learns a lot about how Ryland's biology works.
Later, Ryland visits Erid and Adrian learns about Ryland's biology.- Language:
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02 Jun 2026
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A Better Way to Deal With Very Big Feelings by LeanishAndMeanish
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
31 Oct 2024
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Peter's so fucking pissed all the time, and there's nothing he can do about it. Everyone's just so breakable—except you know who isn't? (Peter is full of turmoil, of course, but Deadpool is committed to the cause.)
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School and work (everything, really) have been making Peter so angry, and his spider instincts are clamoring for an outlet. But Peter can't act on any of the urges plaguing his thoughts. He'd be— it'd make him a monster. But then along comes Wade, who makes jokes about Spiderman's pent-up rage, wants to help him relieve it... through "nontraditional" means. He can't be serious, right?
Spoiler alert: he is.
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01 Feb 2026
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a hockey injury makes ilya curious
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06 Jan 2026
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“Should call you the Ottawa Puppies,” says the Toronto centre, Svensson. As an insult it makes no sense, so Ilya ignores it, until he continues, “Hear Hollander keeps you on a short leash.”
Ilya is the captain, so if anything, he should be holding the leash. In English, you can be singular or plural, but he knows what Svensson is trying to say. He is saying Ilya Rozanov, you are Hollander’s bitch.
“Only sometimes,” Ilya replies, grinning. He wins the face off.
OR: Ilya trains himself to be a very, very good guard dog for Shane.
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- Part 1 of Dog
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02 Jan 2026
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hailey @shanesmylife:
omg jj try not to draw a penalty challengeale @oliviasvers
I’m 24 and SCARED of the ottawa power play→ Kate @KateMontreal
Sometimes I look at Rozanov and I just can’t tell if he has a foot fetish or not.→→ ale @oliviasvers
yeah this just isn’t a normal thoughtaka a look on twitter during ilyas first game in ottawa vs montreal
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30 Dec 2025
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the fanmail incident(s) by luminoreves
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
25 Dec 2025
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Hayden Pike is notoriously terrible at noticing the many details his FanMail videos contain. It's a good thing that fans know how to keep silent.
or,
After the outing, we find out that a bunch of fans had already received fanmail from Hayden that featured mildly incriminating Hollanov lore but kept it to themselves.
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Mystery Work
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This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!
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29 Dec 2025
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He’s sick of tripping over his own fangs every time he so much as looks at their throat, sick of being the one who’s pining when they're the one with the crush, and most of all, he’s sick of being bound to a monster who has no ties to him in return.
Admittedly, they’re a fairly likeable monster. Lovable even, if you’re the type to care about such things. Which Astarion obviously isn’t.
Also admittedly, giving the cannibal murderer a taste for his flesh has the potential to cause far more problems than it solves.
Astarion decides its only fair that the Dark Urge get a little taste in exchange for the blood they've given him. For entirely altruistic reasons. Obviously.
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08 Sep 2025
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obscene worship by TheOnceandFutureQueenofTarts for Chaos_Bear
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 Mar 2025
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Harry indulges Voldemort's desires and dies for him. Being MOD has some perks, after all.
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21 Jun 2025
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Harry and Voldemort come to an early accord after the Triwizard Tournament that gradually leads to curiosity, something akin to friendship, and, eventually, mutual fascination.
Or: Voldemort kidnaps Harry. It’s a surprisingly chilled out time. Voldemort is strangely reasonable, and they make a pact. And then Voldemort earns Harry’s loyalty more and more each year, by finding him a family, by protecting him, by changing the wizarding world for the better.
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24 May 2025
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Enjolras offers Grantaire's services to his friends at a meeting.
Repost from the kink meme.
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15 May 2025
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Harry goes back to the school to finish his education and looks forward to discovering his compatible match. He read all about it but didn’t account for one element in the equation. His mate.
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13 May 2025
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Harry wants to be good.
Tom wants Harry.
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Save me Scottish Aussie alliance. Scottish Aussie alliance save me. by oops-all-berries (Slut_for_Roses_and_Bees)
Fandoms: World Wrestling Entertainment
03 Dec 2023
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The smutty fall out to Cody's announcement that Randy Orton would be joining his team for survive series. Or rather the fall out to what that announcement interrupted, and an exploration of a very specific dynamic I imagine between one of my favorite rarepairs.
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27 Feb 2025
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Someone's been stealing Punk's food and Drew offers to be his personal bloodhound.
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08 Feb 2025
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Punk wins Hell in a Cell, but does that really solve anything?
Or: Punk and Drew agree to scratch an itch no one else can.
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06 Feb 2025
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The first duel, also traditional (if only among those families called to the Dark), is next. Mrs Weasley had loudly protested its inclusion, relenting only when Harry told her he’d demanded it himself. He needs it, if he’s going to do this right, and he’s determined to do it right. Voldemort values him as he values any of his horcruxes. In making sure Harry understood what this meant, Snape was relentless. And what it means is this: Voldemort does not love him. Voldemort does not particularly want him, either.
But Harry is going to make him.
Inspired by this work of art by stolenviolet.
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- Part 3 of marriage variants
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26 Jan 2025
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26 Jan 2025
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Now she touches him slowly, deliberately, longer and longer each time as he gasps and writhes beneath her touch.
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26 Nov 2024
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There was another student here.
Tom recognized him vaguely—while transfer students were not necessarily uncommon due to the war, they were rare enough to at least make an impression. This particular transfer student was in his year, sorted into Ravenclaw after an impressively long hat stall. He looked like he might be descended from the Potter line, but he did not share the surname so his lineage was of no particular interest to Tom. Nothing about him was of particular interest to Tom, in fact, and yet here he stood, holding the book that Tom had come here to find.
It would be a good time to turn away. The Restricted Section was restricted for a reason—only books documenting extremely dangerous or extremely advanced magic were stored here.
Tom’s feet, however, suddenly felt as if they were made of lead. It wasn’t magic keeping him tied down, but something far more mysterious like curiosity or even fate. In any case, the delay was all it took for the Ravenclaw to lift his chin and meet Tom’s eyes.
This Ravenclaw, Tom realized, had eyes as blindingly green as the Killing Curse.
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06 Nov 2024