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    Finding out where Spider-Man lived was an accident. Spying on him was maybe, possibly less of an accident. But hey, it's not Wade's fault the dude never closes his blinds!

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    29 May 2026

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    "Fine, whatever. Love you too, asshole. I hope you enjoy your walk home with your stupid, grainy bread. Taking Nature's Own a little too much to heart, but sure," Dean tells him, flashing him a sarcastic smile and swiveling around in the aisle to march away. He throws out something over his shoulder, careless and barbed. "I'm not paying for that shitty cardboard." 

    Dean's three aisles over when he realizes what, precisely, he said. Thankfully, when he comes to this conclusion, he's holding a box of poptarts, so when he fumbles and drops them to the floor, it's not a huge mess. He stares down at the slightly dented box of Brown Sugar Poptarts, and he has a very swift and very unshakeable crisis right there and then. 

    Love you too, asshole. 

    No, no, no. Why would he say that? Why would he do that? In the middle of the goddamn grocery store while arguing about bread? That's not—that can't be how it happens. That can't be. 

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    27 May 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 63

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    When Kingpin puts a bounty on Spider-Man's head, Wade is the first to take the job.

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    26 May 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 88

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    Peter wants Wade. He wants his hands and his body, yes, but more than anything he wants Wade’s face. His eyes on him as he takes Peter apart, his lips on his skin, his tongue in Peter’s mouth. And he can't have that if the man will not take off his suit.

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    26 May 2026

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    Wade Wilson has never seen himself as husband material. But after accidentally-on purpose marrying Peter the night they met, he's going to do everything he can to keep the man of his dreams in his life.

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    Or, Wade thinks Peter will only stick around if he provides food, security, and totally platonic cuddles.

    A story of secret identities, redemption, and learning how to love and be loved in return.

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    21 Apr 2026

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    A chance encounter on the subway leaves Peter soaked in blood, and a need to bring the one who caused it to justice. Turns out the real challenge is keeping the man out of his pants.

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    19 Apr 2026

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    At least Deadpool's having fun, Peter thinks sourly as the man below him plows steadily through the mass produced army. Wires spark. Oil leaks. Metal heads and limbs skitter across the road and sidewalks, macabre even in its bloodlessness.

    Aloud, Peter asks, "Is it weird to feel bad for the robots?"

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    or, Peter takes the plunge.

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    17 Apr 2026

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    This is so sweet and perfect! I love a soft and tender Wade!

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    What happens when you’re forced to become the very thing you despise?

    Ex-Auror Harry Potter, tossed out of the Ministry for something he had no control over, has been looking for a way back to his former life. When he comes across Draco Malfoy in the criminal underbelly of Wizarding London and in need of protection, Harry figures bringing him in to face the Ministry's justice is his ticket back to everything he's lost.

    But nothing is exactly as it seems. Not even Harry himself. And as he gets drawn further and further into Malfoy's world of honour and deception he finds himself questioning everything he thought he knew—about his childhood nemesis, the Ministry job he misses so much, and most of all, about himself.

    What happens when you’re forced to see that you were wrong?

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    25 Mar 2026

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    It’s been four months since Harry lost his memory. Four months of dead ends and no answers. With time running out until his memories are gone for good, Harry agrees to a course of Legilimency therapy with a renowned specialist: Mind Healer Draco Malfoy.

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    25 Mar 2026

  10. Public Bookmark 41

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    As soon as Wade sees him, pressed right up against the barrier, he walks over to him. This sweet-faced thing, a sharpie clamped between his teeth and a band tee rolled up to his collarbones, showing off a freckled chest and surprisingly toned pecs in clear invitation. Laughing, Wade slopes right into his personal space, draping over the barrier to pry the marker from his mouth.

    "Nice tits ya got there," he calls over the roar of the crowd, uncapping the sharpie with his own teeth, watching a soft blush roll down the pale expanse of skin. Glancing up, he finds big, starry brown eyes gazing down at him and a pretty pink mouth curled into a lopsided grin.

    "Thanks," he calls back, and rolls his shirt up a little higher, back arching slightly to push his chest toward Wade's face. "Sign 'em for me?"

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    When you're as famous as Wade Wilson is, staying humble is a difficult task – and groupies with big brown eyes and bare chests aren't really helping his cause.

    AKA AKA

    Wade, lead singer of Mercs for Money, is an egotistical asshole, Peter is his biggest fan and wants something to prove it, and Logan is sick of Wade's shit (but what's new?).

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    25 Mar 2026

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    It should hurt, in fact it does, but it's also Wade's hands on him and grabbing him and holding him down and his brain just isn't working right, okay? That must be it – he's blood-dizzy and zoned out on adrenaline, and at the first pass of needle through skin he makes a noise – thick, needy, drawn out. Fingers gripping at the couch cushions until the fabric tears beneath them.

    “Hnn… hah.”

    “Sorry, Pete, I–” Cutting himself off mid-apology, Wade suddenly looks up at him, and Peter can tell he's making a face even with the mask on. There's a pause. For a second it feels like Wade is staring a hole straight into his stupid, slow brain. Peter's breath comes out hot, heavy, shaky. Then, slowly, with realization: “That wasn't from pain.”

    Shaking his head weakly, Peter presses his free hand over his eyes and squeezes at his temples, humiliated. “Sorry,” he mumbles, “I can do it myself if you want.”

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    At-home stitches gone sexual SOMEHOW, Peter's a freak and so is Wade (but we all knew that), and once again tagging a fic has made me self-reflect.

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    24 Mar 2026

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    The laugh Deadpool gives him is mean, and humorless. It’s definitely a laugh Peter has heard before, when Wade slides into Deadpool, but it’s never been directed at Peter – only at the worst of the worst, the true scum on the bottom of Deadpool’s boot. Apparently, that’s where Peter is at now.

    And honestly, it’s fucking scary. That cold laugh, the relentless dedication to his craft. Scratch that, it’s terrifying, the predator-like precision, the way he will do anythingto get what he wants. Terrifying, and –

    Hot. God, it’s really, really hot.

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    Deadpool beats the shit out of Spider-Man, and Peter learns something new about himself.

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    24 Mar 2026

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    In a world where the first words your soulmate will say to you appear on your left wrist at your tenth birthday, Peter gets the short end of the stick.

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    21 Mar 2026

  14. Public Bookmark 32

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    "I'm serious, Wade," Peter tries again, "Get off."

    "I think I will, actually," Wade says, "You're gonna help me with that."

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    20 Mar 2026

  15. Public Bookmark 28

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    Sometimes, Peter just wants things to be quiet.

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    20 Mar 2026

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    Desperate for relief from a brutal heat cycle, Omega!Peter checks into a heat clinic for an anonymous encounter with an Alpha– no lights, no names, no strings attached.  

    Alpha!Wade signed up for the heat clinic as a last ditch effort to ease his touch starved loneliness, but with his skin damaged and scent twisted by mutation, he never truly expected an Omega to pick his profile.

    An unexpected request for a no names, lights off, quick and basic encounter seems perfect for the insecure Alpha— 

    –right up until he scent matches ‘mate’ on the anonymous Omega in the pitch black room. 

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    “I don’t need your name.” the Omega whispered in the dark room. “I just need you to be nice to me for a little bit, will you be nice to me?” 

    “Yeah Omega, I’ll be nice to you.” Wade swallowed the roar of ‘claim’ in his soul and reached for the Omega’s hand, “Sweet pretty thing, baby boy, will you c’mere?”

    “Say it again.” The Omega curled into the Alpha’s arms with a quiet purr. “Please?”

    Wade pressed close and rumbled, “Baby boy… I’ve got you.”

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    19 Mar 2026

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    “I know it’s a little late for this, but I was thinking we should be exclusive,” Deadpool growls, halfway through the window with his gun out and pointed at the mound of comforter between Peter’s legs.

    “What the fuck,” Peter gasps. His thighs clench around Wade – it is Wade, isn’t in? – more because his entire body seems to be clamming up in shock than because he’s that desperate for an ill-timed orgasm. It really isn’t helping that Wade’s still going at it.

    “What the fuck is right,” Deadpool says. He cocks his gun. “This motherfucker has ‘til the count of three before I blow his brains out.”

    Or: Deadpool gets cut in half, resulting in two Deadpools. A threesome ensues.

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    18 Mar 2026

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    Just when everything finally seems to be going his way, Peter Parker's life takes a turn for the worse. In the span of two weeks, he accidentally creates a new supervillain, pisses off his best friend, loses his job, and gets stabbed in the back — literally. But that's just Parker luck, right?

    Or: Everything that can go wrong, does. But at least Deadpool's finally back in town.

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    17 Mar 2026

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    “Please,” Peter says, followed by a sentence he never expected to come out of his mouth. “I’ll do anything.”

    Deadpool stills. Peter didn’t even realize he was moving — swaying, shifting, breathing — until he stopped. “Anything?”

    Or: Spider-Man needs a favor. In return, he offers to have sex with Deadpool once a week for an entire year. Any time, any place.

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    17 Mar 2026

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    “Slow and steady,” Deadpool confirms, and he grabs Peter’s wrists and positions his thumbs over them. Peter watches them descend, holding his breath. Gloved fingers meet skin and Peter gasps, his wrists flexing in Deadpool’s grip as his body arches of its own volition. “Shit, it’s that painful?”

    “S’fine,” Peter slurs, his teeth gritted. “Just keep going.” And why does he say that? Why doesn’t he just tell Deadpool to stop, that he’ll do it himself even if it takes longer?

    Or: Spider-Man and Deadpool are trapped. Peter has a plan to escape, but it depends on the natural webbing he can make from his spinnerettes, which only produce silk when stimulated. Deadpool points out that Peter could produce twice as much if he just let him do the stimulating.

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    16 Mar 2026

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