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    for my lovely parksborn fics, platonic AND romantic

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    i know even less about where this is going than you do, i promise

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    all my spidercat fics in one convenient place

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    my spideytorch collection

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    “Well, I guess you got what you wanted from me already,” Hollander continued. “Whatever. Fuck you.”

    “Wait, no, Hollander.” Ilya turned, throwing an arm into Hollander’s path. “That’s not—”

    “No, it’s fine. Stupid of me to expect anything else.” Hollander shook his head, gaze downcast, the barest hint of angry pink tinging his freckled cheeks. “Thanks for making it good, at least.”

    It. His first time.

    Ilya was the worst sort of asshole.

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    In Sochi, Shane isn’t shy about calling out Ilya for ghosting after getting what he wanted. Once they’re safely away from Russia, Ilya forces himself to be honest with Shane about what that first time meant.

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    09 Jun 2026

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    What happens when intimacy is turned into a spectacle?

    Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander believed the greatest challenge to their relationship was the distance between them and their mutual expectations, but they were wrong. Trapped in a cinema that defies all logic, they find themselves forced to watch their own history—a television series based on their lives—projected before an impossible audience: family, loved ones, friends, bosses, coworkers, and total strangers.

    However, this is not the version everyone knows. It is an expanded, raw, and brutally honest cut, constructed from unaired scenes, internal monologues, and hour-long intermissions that only serve to unleash chaos among the spectators.

    In this theater, the cinema cease to be entertainment and becomes a legal proceeding. The theater is a courtroom, their friends act as attorneys, their coaches as judges, and the audience—now a jury—scrutinizes every frame. With the projector as the only evidence, what is on trial is their love: a bond that does not seek to deliver a verdict or point fingers at the guilty or innocent, but rather to set a precedent that will change the world of hockey forever.

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    28 May 2026

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    okay FUCK yes i had such delight wash over me when i found this beauty in the search results. i fucking love ur narration style and the choice to include book snippets throughout, even though im aware it makes writing take significantly longer. its primetime. i love the visceral terror from shane and ilya and everyone who loved them when they were violated like that. it was fucking disgusting. even i was horrified and i read and deeply enjoyed the entirety of the books, including (sometimes especially) the sex scenes. so yeah. that felt rlly realistic. great job overall btw, i cant wait to see where u take it!!

    i am going to kiss u on the mouth for always updating this when im on the clock and need a pickmeup

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    “We need you to argue again,” Dykstra says suddenly.

    A few seconds of silence follow, three sets, four if you include Haasy looking up uncertainly every couple of seconds, of eyes trained on them expectantly.

    “You want us to argue?” Shane repeats slowly, confusedly.

    Bood nods solemnly. “We played the best game of the fucking season after your argument—”

    “It wasn’t because of our argument,” Shane tries to counter, but Ilya’s pretty sure he even knows it’s pointless.

    “It was because of your argument,” Wyatt says. “You need to argue on game days.”

    Dykstra points between Shane and Ilya. “We need you to argue tomorrow. No questions asked. You are the Captain and the Captain’s first man.”

    Sorry?” Shane says at the same time Ilya says, “No.”

     
    Or the Ottawa Centaurs win a game after Shane and Ilya have a petty argument and turn it into a superstition. Texting fic edition.

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    08 Jun 2026

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    real-world accurate levels of hockey player intelligence going on in here

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    “Adventurous,” Ilya said, smiling sharply.
    “Shut up.”
    “This is unlike you.”
    “Shut up.”
    Ilya did, pulling open the sealed cardboard slots instead and upturning the box over his palm, not all that careful considering its contents were glass, letting the bottle fall into his hand.
    “Shit, Rozanov,” Shane said, exasperated. “I was going to return it.”
    “Oh, no, you will go broke now?" Ilya popped the cap off the perfume and sprayed it at Shane.

    Shane Hollander finds a hobby.

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    On a Thursday, a video of Canadian star hockey player Shane Hollander goes viral on the internet. The video was taken on the previous Sunday, and it’s not what anybody expects. It’s not a sex tape, or a drunken fight in a bar, or any of the other videos that have been captured of others in the league, but instead, it seems to be a sneakily filmed video of Hollander confronting his former teammates.

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    08 Jun 2026

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    ohhhhhh he was such an asshole i almost (i did) got horny about it. fuck. i #needthat fr oh YES