19 Works by TheFloof

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    "In the aftermath of Twilight’s injury, Hyrule was thinking. Often.

    Not about Life, but about books, and who wrote them, and how.

    And thus, the experiment began.

    “Why are you buying so many green potions, Rulie?” Legend asked.

    Hyrule gave him a shark-tooth smile, a wolf-faced grin, the kind of expression that should occasionally come with blood in your teeth. “Research.”

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    Wild gets hurt, badly, and Hyrule taps into a power he hadn't been interested in using ever again. Except, Wild's been dead before, and the consequences of bringing him back again combined with Hyrule's own determination to see him healed are more than any of them know how to handle.

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    "Tim- Tim as Robin, he still couldn’t get over that!- jerked on his grapple and jumped, letting the retraction yank him above the next explosion just in time. Seriously? What kind of dumbasses throw grenades in a warehouse filled with millions of dollars of their own cocaine? If it were Tim’s cocaine he wouldn’t blow things up next to it."

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    There are a few constants in Tim's life. 1. Batman and Robin. 2. The ever present urge to outsmart the government. 3. Being shorter than all of his goddamn brothers.

    4 times Tim gets carried by his brothers over the years, + 1 time he gets carried by his sister.

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    "Navi darted farther into the tunnel, peeking around the first winding curve. “Maybe you could crawl? I see a less icy patch down here.”

    “Maybe…” Link said, not really considering it. The floor was cold-cold and he’d probably just slip around anyway. He looked at the floor and smiled, a sudden idea lighting up his face. “Hey Navi, watch this!”

    Link bent his knees for better balance and pushed off the wall, zooming across the icy floor until he slammed into the wall right next to Navi."

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    Link just found Zora's Domain frozen solid, but nine year-olds are more resilient than most people can fathom.

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    "The pain was dull, before the pit, and the world was fuzzy. Being raised from the dead is an experience that leaves you feeling much as though you’re still buried.

    It didn’t become electric until the pit."

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    halloween-cats on tumblr asked: I would like to request a fic set in between hunting palisman and hollow mind about Hunter and Luz having to work together for some reason. I'm imagining something with the vibes of the Eda and Lilith subplot in sense and insensitivity.

    "“‘It’ll be a great gift,’ Eda said,” Luz grumbled, stomping down another thorny, dead bush in the middle of what, two hours ago, she had assumed was a path. “‘Stampeding Bluebells represent loyalty and endurance. Amity will love it!’ Eda said.” She tried to take another step forward but was jerked back by her cloak, which had unsurprisingly gotten caught on a thorny tree. “Ugh. ‘Also, King has a healer’s appointment so good luck on your own!’” Luz grabbed her cloak with both hands and tugged. The branch snapped, sending her crashing into the- you guessed it- thorny underbrush without even a second to catch herself."

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    virusgarden on tumblr asked: could you do a fic where hunter returns to belos after hollow mind? i think that hurt no comfort would be very nice

    "Hunter trembled outside the door. His knees clacked but they didn’t sound like wood. No, they creaked like human knees subjected to sixteen years of hell."

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    "Tim forcibly stilled his twitching fingers and before he’d really decided to do it his mouth opened. “Why do you do that?” 

    Bart looked over at Tim, still rocking. “Do what?” he asked, eyebrows quirking. 

    “That.” Tim waved his hand at Bart and frowned a bit. “Fidget. Move.”"

     

    Tim learns how to stim.

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    "Wind looked at the swirling blue portal in front of him. He could almost hear the seagulls and the waves. Grandma and Aryll were on the other side, Linebeck and Tetra. His family. 

    It was insane how even a month ago he would’ve been glad to step through that portal, offer a heartfelt goodbye to his fellow heroes and just run home. But now he knew that going through that portal to see one family would mean leaving another one behind. 

    Probably forever."

    Dark Link has been defeated and it's time to go home, but no one except Hylia is all that eager.

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    "Kon wished his eardrums were capable of bursting. 

     

    Beneath him, Red Robin blinked and groaned, blood dripping in a macabre trail from his ear down his cheek, world muted to sudden silence by the one part of the explosion Kon couldn’t protect him from. But for Kon the ringing faded too fast, right back into the crashing, burning sounds of battle: alien robots or some shit for the League that were raining down on Metropolis like hellfire."

    Kon deals with a sensory overload during and after a battle.

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    "Tim had never been much good at sleeping. And he really meant never- for as long as he could remember his bed had always been a place of mild discomfort and extreme boredom.

    His mind was just too busy to sleep."

    Tim Drake's journey with sleep, coffee, and eventually, a diagnosis, featuring some heavy-handed help from his brother Dick.

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    Bernard and Tim buy groceries together now, and call each other on the way home from work, and get their mail sent to the same address. Their medicine cabinet holds little orange bottles with both their names and their skateboards live in the same closet, which also happens to hide the entrance to Red Robin's Nest. The number of things he can call 'theirs' has increased exponentially since they moved in together and Bernard has never been happier, but life tends to be a little less predictable than tripping over Tim's shoes in the hallway.

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    Bernard and Tim hold on to each other through the highs and the lows, with a Sicktember twist!

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    "It wasn’t that Ray had expected this road trip to be easy, exactly. Of course not, his twenty-two year-old ass was hauling five meta teenagers and a Bat across the country all by himself. So no, he hadn’t thought this was going to be easy. But he had expected it to be easier than this."

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    "The sight before him was enough to let Link take back over, or at least it would have if he hadn’t been rooted to the spot, eyes trained on the man before him. His armor wasn’t tarnished and vine-covered yet, his bones were still neatly tucked beneath skin, but his hand hovered above the hilt of a broadsword Link knew, and a single blue eye was all that gazed back at him.

    Link knew why the scent was familiar-but-not, now. He smelled like the Hero’s Shade had in front of Hyrule Castle, during his very last moments in the mortal plane."

    Twilight's second first meeting with Link, the Hero of Time.

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    "Ask Bruce two days ago and he would’ve told you there was no one better to take care of Dick than him. Ask him two days ago and he would have said something vague like “I know there will be challenges but he is my kid now and that’s that”. Ask him now and he would shove the paperwork for Gotham Academy enrollment in your hands and start to sob."

    Bruce feels inadequate, but learns that he is more than willing to try.

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    255
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    "He’s old now, bones creaking as he hikes his home, camps in caves, stays in shacks. Soon they’ll give out, and his never ending quest for survival will come to a close. But his land is flourishing, more plants flower every year, more bugs chitter in the branches, more people with more hope in their expressions than exist in any living memory."

    Hyrule reflects on the years he's spent in service to his home, and the satisfaction he feels now that it is well on it's way to healing.

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    Comments:
    12
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    60
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    12
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    "Legend wanted to throw up.

    No one wanted to throw up, but his stomach had been rolling since they’d been dumped on this goddess forsaken ship in Wind’s era, and at this point he just hoped it might make him feel better."

    One time Wild saved Legend, and one time Legend returned the favor.

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    682
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    147
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    5,299
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    "Before Link could decide to do anything aside from match the wolf’s frozen state, pixelated shadows buzzed around it and in its place stood a young man, rubbing his eyes and staring at him, taking a step backwards right into a tree. “Ordona’s tits,” he said, face ashen.

    Ignoring the- frankly horrifying- curse, Link released his hilt and stepped forward, holding out a calming hand. “Hey, I’m friendly if you are,” he assured him, not sure what to do. The kid looked absolutely spooked. Link barely resisted the urge to look down at his own body, verifying that he wasn’t some horrifying form of undead."

    Time narrates his first meeting with Twilight, but as we all know, it's not Twilight's first time meeting him.

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    47
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    2,489
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    "Link had always been a stunning example of how an exception to the rule could unravel an entire system. How one instance of impossibility, one unexpected result could undo any logic no matter how world-defining.

    And for as long as Link could remember, his entire world had been governed by one rule: survival of the fittest."

    A look at Hyrule and his home, and what would happen if he was ever truly cornered.

    *MIND THE TAGS*

    Inspired by chapter 4 of Gintrinsic's "Linked Universe Short Stories".

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    670
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    145
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    8,028
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    A short mission for intel on a very stormy planet goes slightly awry. Lance finds himself alone, running through the rain and lightning with galra on his tail.

    (Literally just an excuse to write sniper Lance and the team in a really cool thunderstorm because writing in cool settings is a lot of fun)

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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    407
    Bookmarks:
    64
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    3,490

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