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“So!” Dick says with great fanfare, throwing himself across Bruce’s designated chair with nary a care in the world.
The Justice League look on with a mix of befuddled awe, like they’ve never seen a child dressed up like a traffic light before. Which they haven't. Bruce mentally steels himself as Dick clears his throat. “Why am I here, you ask? Well, when two people love one another very, very much-”
“You’re adopted.” Bruce says.
Or; Bruce lets Dick attend a Justice League meeting on the Watchtower. Bruce has regrets.
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- Part 2 of fueled by coffee, spite and kirby music
- Part 1 of Platinum Tier Fics (personal favourites)
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20 Jul 2026
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Watch(tower) Out! by Arkangelo
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
02 Jan 2025
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Bruce Wayne, the Justice League’s primary funder, pays a customary visit to the Watchtower. It goes about as well as expected.
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20 Jul 2026
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'That's my dad!' by alittlenerdincanada
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
18 Aug 2025
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"It was now Wally’s turn. He was now barely containing his laughter as he shakingly placed a cutout onto the cake which looked suspiciously familiar.
“B-batman!” he said, fully cackling now.
Audible gasps were heard.
Heads turned toward Batman to see how he’d react.
“Wuh- that’s my dad!”
Heads immediately swiveled back to Nightwing."
Or: the Justice League play Hear Me Out. Shenanigans ensue. Everyone is confused.Bookmarked by TheGayBee
19 Jul 2026
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Robin is a “Shapeshifter” by MittoBoy18
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics), Justice League - All Media Types
24 Aug 2025
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Jason Todd unwittingly started a tradition that every Robin has carried on… and that is: annoying the Justice League as much as possible.
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19 Jul 2026
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“I don’t think we should be taking money from Batman.” -Superman by Hashi_K
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU, DC Animated Universe (Timmverse)
29 Aug 2025
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Five times where the Justice League thinks Batman is poor and one time he proves otherwise
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18 Jul 2026
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Jack of all trades by drybones (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
03 Jan 2025
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Peter’s really good at a lot of things, at least he’d like to think so. He had to learn to keep himself occupied before the bite when asthma and clunky glasses kept him away from sports.
Now that he’s enhanced, nobody really seems to guess that.
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Or! Five times people find things Peter’s good at, and one time they find something he’s really bad at.Bookmarked by TheGayBee
17 Jul 2026
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Mr Stark we have your son- “Good. Keep him.” by Ungrateful_Sneeze
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
24 Mar 2023
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Peter gets kidnapped.
God Tony feels bad for them.
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Peter annoys the hell out of his kidnappers. They do not have a good time
PURE CRACK AND COMPLETE NONSENSE!!
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17 Jul 2026
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For gods sake Peter, you need to sleep by Ungrateful_Sneeze
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
15 Mar 2023
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Turns out, when Peter is sleep deprived and running on nothing but caffeine and rage, his spidersense doesn't work very well....
In other words, there's a chance his whole science class could be on a trip to the tower and Peter doesn't realise until too late.... whoops....
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This is just crack idk why I wrote this but I hope you find it funnySeries
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17 Jul 2026
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Dad don’t call me while I’m in class by Ungrateful_Sneeze
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
31 Mar 2023
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There’s a rule in class. If your phone rings, you have to answer it on speaker.
But Peter forgot to put his on silent.
And his family is the avengers.
Oh yeah, and his class don’t know he’s Tony Starks son.
This isn’t going to end well…
THIS IS PURE CRACK
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17 Jul 2026
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Oh, Whoops. I’m On the Ceiling, Aren’t I? by Confluent
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types
06 Jan 2022
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“Holy SHIT!” he screams at the top of his lungs, dropping his pizza and jumping at the sudden appearance.
Upon realizing it’s only Natasha, he tries to calm his racing heart and begins laughing almost hysterically, because he hasn’t been startled in almost two years; since he gained his powers (aside from the first time he heard FRIDAY speak, but we don’t talk about that). Of course it’d be Natasha to startle him.
Once his laughing quells, he sucks in a breath and tells Natasha, “Dang, you got me good there.”
Nobody else says anything. Tony’s jaw drops, and Natasha stares at him, frozen.
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17 Jul 2026
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cut my life into pieces (this is my last resort) by teriakion, Ungrateful_Sneeze
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
06 Jan 2025
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“Hello there”, the kidnapper grins. A hush falls over the classroom as everyone waits for what comes next.
The man opens his mouth to keep talking, but he gets interrupted by a voice in the background of the video replying: “General Kenobi?”
Goddammit Peter.
Or; another Peter get's kidnapped crackfic (this time with bonus live audience)
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17 Jul 2026
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Cant my life be more…normal? by reggiesbtch
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types
12 Sep 2021
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Peter kept his eyes closed and consciously relaxed his body. He listened out for any sound while focusing on keeping his breathing even. It wasn’t long before he heard it. That was odd. Was that whimpering and sniffling ? What the fuck ?
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Peter gets kidnappers along with his AceDec team and they find out about all of his secrets
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17 Jul 2026
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the (apparently invisible) house we built by kayjime
Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
16 Sep 2025
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“You’ve been telling them that we spend the weekend together, sometimes. That’s not exactly explicit, Clark.”
So of course, it circles back around to—“It’s not obvious enough?”
Bruce hums, the tone simultaneously flat yet thoughtful. After a moment, he half-turns the chair back to the computer. “Maybe,” he says, and twists his head to raise a brow at Clark over his shoulder, “you just need to take a more direct approach.”
Clark and Bruce have been in a very happy, very committed relationship for the past year, and it's been going great! The only issue? No one else seems to be getting the memo, no matter how much Clark tries to tell them.
For Superbat Week 2025. Day 2: It's not what it looks like | Trope Reversal
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- Part 2 of SuperBat Week 2025
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16 Jul 2026
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The Amanyl delegation will only negotiate with “the firstborn child of Batman and Superman.”
Dick knows who that is.
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16 Jul 2026
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overindulgence is not a thing by eternaltears
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Superman (Comics), Superman/Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
23 Oct 2025
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Hal snorts. “So it’s some celebrity? Don’t tell me you lost your virginity to Bruce Wayne or something?”
Silence meets Hal’s snark remark, and in real time, they all watch Superman’s face go from pink to beet red.
Goddamn Hal Jordan laughs.
“Oh my god! It’s Bruce Wayne?! Superman lost his virginity to Bruce Wayne?!”
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16 Jul 2026
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7 Minutes in Heaven by Radiioblabla
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types, DCU, Green Lantern - All Media Types
20 Nov 2025
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“Mirror mirror on the wall, who will be the luckiest of them all?” He dramatically boomed as he spun the bottle around with a construction of a giant hand.
Batman.
OR when Bruce loses a bet from his kids, he’s forced to reveal his identity to one League member. He doesn’t expect anything good to come from it, at least not until Hal Jordan is thrown into the mix.
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- Part 2 of Batlantern fic collection !! (unrelated)
- Part 1 of Revealing secrets muahahaha (relationship/identity/marriage etc. etc.) UNRELATED WORKS
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16 Jul 2026
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Better Hang Up the Call by PurpleButterfly19
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
25 Apr 2026
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Batman was video calling the Justice League. Their meeting went smoothly…..until Batman went to log off but accidentally muted himself and stayed on call.
The Justice League leaned a lot that day.
Batman has many kids
Batman has a cow
Batman is a rich Gotham man
Oh and Batman has a secret crush on Superman….wait! Maybe that last part was too much
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15 Jul 2026
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Batman is Scary by Izzyra
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
10 Jun 2026
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Barry Allen knows three things with absolute certainty.
First: Batman is terrifying.
Second: Batman somehow becomes even more terrifying when he's angry.
Third: Superman is the nicest person on the planet.
After a routine Justice League meeting turns into a battle against Starro, Barry is forced to reconsider that third fact.
Or: Barry witnesses someone almost kill Batman and discovers that an angry and protective Superman is significantly scarier than the Dark Knight ever was.
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- Part 1 of The ways Batman can be scary
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15 Jul 2026
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Celebrity Crush Protocol by Saphire321
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU, Justice League - All Media Types
18 Jun 2026
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After a mission with the Justice League, a conversation about celebrity crushes is brought up, if only the name “Bruce Wayne” wasn’t mentioned
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15 Jul 2026
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Peter & Ryland’s Field Trip to Stark Industries by xllx (exasperatedmoron)
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
01 Jul 2026
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Despite their best efforts, Grace and Peter have no choice but to go on a field trip to Stark Industries. Never mind the fact that they both had just been there that very morning, or the fact that they live there (well, partially, in Peter's case). Fate seemed to be determined to get them on that tour, so go they must. Surely, they'd be able to keep their secrets and not have anything bad happen along the way?
AKA: Grace and Tony are secretly married, Peter lives in the penthouse with them, and it's almost impossible to pair Grace and Peter without having something go wrong.
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15 Jul 2026