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Shauna rolled her eyes and shook the water bottle at her face.
“Come on Taylor, you clearly need it. The lack of water is getting to your brain.”
Jackie had half a mind to smack the water bottle out of Shauna’s hand.
“Don’t call me that.”
“Fair’s fair. As long as I’m Shipman, you’re Taylor.”
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Jackie and Shauna used to be best friends. Now they're on rival hockey teams and they can't stop wanting to sleep with each other.
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Imogen thrust out a hand, her stupid Gelvaan manners kicking in before she could stop them.
“Imogen Temult.”
The woman examined her hand for a beat, not with hostility, but something more like surprised curiosity. Before Imogen could yank it away, cold fingers wrapped themselves around Imogen’s hand and gave it a gentle shake.
Imogen put every single brain cell she had left into trying not to think about those long and cool fingers, and how they might feel in other places.
“Laudna,” the woman introduced herself.
“Beautiful name,” Imogen said, almost biting her tongue off after she finished saying it.
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Imogen and her daughter Flora have just moved to Jrusar. Laudna quickly becomes Imogen's best friend, and the two of them learn to navigate life and love together.
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hey hey you you (i could be your girlfriend) by TheGoatWithAPen
Fandoms: Critical Role (Web Series)
17 Mar 2025
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The point was that Imogen was in love with Laudna. But Laudna was not in love with Imogen. This had not been a problem until recently.
Well, okay, it had always been a little bit of a problem, but now it was becoming a serious problem.
Because Laudna had come downstairs to Imogen and had casually mentioned that she might be considering romance, but that she wasn’t sure yet, and had then gone off to go meet Dorian.
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Imogen thinks Laudna and Dorian are in love. Gay jealousy and panic ensues.
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They’d kind of dropped the whole marriage bomb and failed to elaborate ever since, but Laudna was determined to put her best foot forward. Imogen was trying to repair her relationship with her mother, and Liliana was trying her best to be a good mother. Laudna could not be the reason that it failed. She was going to be a good unofficial wife and daughter-in-law.
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4 times Laudna was a good daughter-in-law and 1 time that Liliana was a good mother-in-law. With a heavy helping of Imodna being madly in love.
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Post Ep80, Laudna is thinking about all that has been said and done in the past few days. Imogen comes to talk with her.
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Ava blinked at her, and then offered a half smile, lifting her hands up. They were stained with blood too, flecking all the way down to her wrists, and then travelling to the sleeves.
“Hey, um, I’m really really sorry about this, but I have no idea what’s going on, like seriously, zero memories of anything, and I just woke up here, and I might be going insane, but something tells me that this is where I’m supposed to be.”
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Two months post Season Two, Ava returns to Beatrice, but she doesn't have any of her memories.
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So, Beatrice cleared her throat and asked, “Who are you?”
The girl spun around, her hair whipping around her body as she did, performance forgotten. For a moment she just stared at Beatrice with wide brown eyes, mouth half open.
Then she said, “Oh fuck.”
And she completely disappeared, letting the wooden spoon clatter to the floor.
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Ava is the ghost haunting the house that Beatrice just moved into
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Ava was going to die, right here, in the middle of her kitchen during a Christmas party. She only hoped that they could get Beatrice as a guest speaker for the funeral, so everyone else could have the wonderful experience of death by hearing Beatrice talking.
“Ava?”
“I so wanna fucking kiss you right now,” Ava blurted out. Beatrice’s eyes dropped down, and oh shit, Beatrice also definitely wanted to kiss her.
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The sequel to my Wrong Number AU; featuring a Christmas party, Mary being a good unofficial big sister, Lilith and Camila being wonderful, and Ava and Beatrice being in love
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- Part 2 of Wrong Number AU
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Beatrice didn’t pray to God anymore. She didn’t feel that there was much point, especially when she didn’t know if she was on good terms with the deity anyway. If it truly was God who had taken Ava from her, most of the prayers would likely end up as demands for them to send her home.
Instead, she prayed to Ava.
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After five months of separation, Ava and Beatrice finally reunite.
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you're in my life (can't get you off my mind) by TheGoatWithAPen
Fandoms: Warrior Nun (TV)
03 Jan 2023
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Beatrice: Well, I also promise that I am not a serial killer.
Beatrice: My evidence being that I simply do not have the time to pursue such a complicated career.
Ava: that is the most horrifying way to defend yourself
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Ava texts the wrong number, and happens her way into friendship with Beatrice.
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- Part 1 of Wrong Number AU
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If things weren’t bad enough with Ava being a very tactile person, who wanted to spend all her time with Beatrice, all while being funny, and kind, and so full of life that it filled Beatrice with awe, Ava also had to be incredibly attractive.
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5 times that Beatrice thinks that Ava is beautiful, and 1 time Ava makes it clear that she thinks the same about Beatrice.
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All Ava could think of was the way Beatrice had thrown her to the side, so reckless, so unbalanced. Not at all the Beatrice that she was used to, but still her Beatrice. Her protector.
“You saved my life,” Ava said. Beatrice had saved her, pulled her away from death and its blackened teeth. And yet, here she stood, angry with herself because of it.
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Ava's POV of the Avatrice conversation in 2x07.
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something tragic about you (something so magic about you) by TheGoatWithAPen
Fandoms: Warrior Nun (TV)
17 Nov 2022
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After Ava's fall, Beatrice can't stop thinking about what happened. The two of them comfort each other in the aftermath.
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make up your mind (let me live or let me love you) by TheGoatWithAPen
Fandoms: First Kill (TV 2022)
21 Jun 2022
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Juliette is captured by a group of vigilantes and it's up to Calliope and her family to rescue her.
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my heroes die all alone (help me hold onto you) by TheGoatWithAPen
Fandoms: The Wilds (TV 2020)
02 Jun 2022
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In the wake of a certain event on the island, Toni and Shelby struggle with their pasts and find safety in each other.
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Toni has a nightmare about the island. Shelby is there to bring her back to reality.
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you can see it with the lights out (you are in love) by TheGoatWithAPen
Fandoms: SKAM (France)
20 Mar 2022
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Feelings, whether they be good or bad, needed to be felt and dealt with. So, fine, she still loved Lola. She felt that.
She just didn't know what to do with it.
Or me taking things into my own hands because of how disappointed I was with that last clip
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i miss you (like it was the very first night) by TheGoatWithAPen
Fandoms: The Wilds (TV 2020)
08 Dec 2021
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It has been seven years since Toni Shalifoe saw Shelby Goodkind. What happens next?
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The sequel to i can tell you (i love her each day) because I wanted to give it a happy ending
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- Part 2 of the state of my heart
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Toni didn't want to go to summer camp. Shelby has been going to summer camp for years. What happens when the two of them collide for one summer?
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- Part 1 of the state of my heart
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i don't quite know what to say (but i'm here) by TheGoatWithAPen
Fandoms: The Wilds (TV 2020)
04 Oct 2021
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Toni and Shelby are living together, months after what happened on the island. As it turns out, they aren't completely free from the pain of their pasts.
Or: Toni thinks that Shelby's going to break up with her. Angst ensues.