Secret (TheNameIsSecret)
Fandoms
- Original Work (1)
- My Chemical Romance (Band) (1)
- Megamind (2010) (1)
Recent works
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Metroman’s Awakening, and Prostate Massage by Secret (TheNameIsSecret) for kool_keyenie, ThePouchOfDouglas
Fandoms: Original Work, Megamind (2010)
21 Jun 2023
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By TheNameIsSecret and Jas, ghost written but not really, by ThePouchOfDouglas
Tags: Dreamworks animated Metroman, Real life McMan, CardBoard Cutout Pete Wentz, consent, McDonalds, Prostate Massage, Prostate Disease, Pickles used unethically but aesthetically and consensually. Kink is not for the unconsenting public, you need witness consent. Porn without plot. Canon compliant. Avoided minor character death. Rumbas. Also used unethically but who cares its a fucking Rumba.
or, Metro Man learns the pleasures of three.
Series
- Part 2 of Crack fics
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Fat Ass Frank by FlyinCakeCow, Secret (TheNameIsSecret), when_the_searchlights_find_us_drinking
Fandoms: My Chemical Romance
13 Apr 2022
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Just some weird-ass crack AI generated stories made by me and my friends surrounding Gerard Way and Fat Ass Frank Iero. Dont blame us blame the ai.
(2025, Keeping this up because half of it is genuinely written by me as crack, but at the time we would feed phrases into a really shitty engine (not in anyway one of the big ones) and then laugh at it.
We didn't know how it worked or what these ai companies do to the environment. As a writer and creative, generative ai is the bane of my existence. And I don't use it and do my best to use writing softwares that don't sell my works to train ais either.
Series
- Part 1 of Crack fics
Recent series
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Crack fics by FlyinCakeCow, Secret (TheNameIsSecret), when_the_searchlights_find_us_drinking
Fandom Megamind (2010), My Chemical Romance, Original Work
21 Jun 2023
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- 2,674
- Works:
- 2
Recent bookmarks
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A vice I can’t live down by ThePouchOfDouglas
Fandoms: The Picture of Dorian Gray - Oscar Wilde
01 Jan 2026
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Synopsis: Dorian gray is a sexual twink with beautiful wavy chestnut golden brown hair who seduces the older Lord Henry Wotton. Basil also wants to join in the fun but he is followed by the tendrils of carnal sin that creep over his body like vines on a house. He paints beautifully but his shame is present in every brushstroke as he inhales the pungent smell of turpentine. Basil tries to heal his sexuality and soul by seeing a (female) catholic dominatrix. Sexual madness ensues. This is the Pinnacle of the OG “Sinful yaoi” a perfect imitation of the masters of this artform.
Bookmarked by Secret (TheNameIsSecret)
01 Jan 2026
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Ignorance, Impulse, and Delirium by thiswildheart
Fandoms: The Riyria Revelations - Michael J. Sullivan
19 Apr 2025
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Royce had once told Hadrian that he would kill anyone who took him prisoner.
He lied to a lot of people, and he was extremely good at it. But he was not in the habit of lying to Hadrian.
Bookmarked by Secret (TheNameIsSecret)
22 Apr 2025
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Blitzen never thought that dragging Hearthstone to his Uncle's funeral would end up making his life so complicated. Nosy relatives, a fake relationship (because that always ends well), a mysterious ring and Loki – what could go wrong?
Bookmarked by Secret (TheNameIsSecret)
17 Apr 2024
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Saying Goodbye by madnessandbrilliance
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
26 Apr 2011
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As they look at each other in the light of the magma, the final line of the prophecy echoes in her mind.
Bookmarked by Secret (TheNameIsSecret)
04 Mar 2024
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This multi-chapter fic chronicles the lives of a hockey player named Keith who gets enlisted into figure skating lessons by his brother, Shiro, to "work on his footwork". There he meets a pompous - yet talented - figure skater named Lance and gets swept away by both the sport and the skater.
Or: the not-so-simple story of two people trying to meet somewhere in the middle of the traumas they've buried far away from even themselves.
(Russian Translation https://ficbook.net/readfic/5434480)
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- English
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Bookmarked by Secret (TheNameIsSecret)
03 Nov 2023