TheNonessential
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- Penny Dreadful (TV) (2)
- Kingsman (Movies) (2)
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Five Steps to Managing Your Panic Disorder by TheNonessential
Fandoms: Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
26 Apr 2015
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Step One: Breathe
Step Two: Hide
Step Three: Pain
Step Four: Compartmentalize
Step Five: Clean UpFeel better for a bit, rinse, repeat. Charlie has a system.
Re-write of Kingsman where Charlie isn't a complete asshole (at least all the time) and Eggsy helps him work through a few issues.
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- Part 2 of I Have Charlie Feelings
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Polite Society and All That by TheNonessential
Fandoms: Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
02 Mar 2015
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Charlie Hesketh was set up to be a disappointment as early as age six. That doesn't mean he didn't try to fight against it.
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- Part 1 of I Have Charlie Feelings
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In response to a Tumblr prompt "Dorian trying his seduction skills on Victor. Leaving it up to you if he succeeds or not."
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I've obviously watched the kiss scene waaaaaay too many times. Shameless porn without plot.
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- Words:
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- Works:
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- Bookmarks:
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Recent bookmarks
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Avulsion Means Tearing Away by BonesforTime
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Trilogy | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
07 Jun 2021
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Harrow aggressively seeks absolution from Gideon after siphoning her dangerously during the Avulsion trial.
Unexpectedly, it all goes soft.
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04 Jul 2026
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Not much hugging happened in the Ninth. That doesn't mean Gideon isn't willing to try it out.
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04 Jul 2026
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The Art of Convincing Your Necromancer to take a Bubble Bath by moss_goblins
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
19 Dec 2022
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Post-pool scene, Gideon thinks Harrow should take a bath. Harrow disagrees, but she's really only standing up through sheer willpower, so it might not actually be much of a fight. Hair washing ensures. Rated T for some nudity, nothing explicit.
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30 Jun 2026
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her smile, my veins (at maximum capacity) by cavalierCot
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
16 Oct 2023
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“Good,” she says, reverent, and it’s humiliating that this admission relieves you in any sense at all. You hate yourself viciously for several long seconds; you clamp down on her hand and truly begin crying — big, gasping sobs. “Oh, yes, yes, Reverend Daughter, that’s incredible… good…”
Cytherea takes Harrow’s repression personally and resolves to teach her a thing or two.
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30 Jun 2026
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Tonight We Bring Our Pocket Knives by fallbekind
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
28 Jun 2023
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Harrow changes her mind about letting Gideon tag along to the basement lab. Gideon is not having it. Or: when your enemy-cum-cavalier accidentally activates your slumbering libido and now you have to fuck it out.
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26 Jun 2026