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"Stop me if you've heard this one: a mental patient, a witch, and a priest walk into the village pub..."
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It turns out that if you tell the staff at a Muggle psychiatric hospital that you're a wizard, the former headmaster of a magical school, and also a murderous, serial-killing gang member of a racialised hate group, that they are quite likely to lock you up on a closed ward.
Incidentally, to Severus Snape - exhausted and war weary - that sounds like just the thing.
High-powered Barrister at Law Hermione Granger disapproves, of course.
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(Original summary: "As it happened, it wasn’t terribly difficult to be sectioned in a Muggle hospital. Not if one was a wizard and told the truth.")
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10 Jul 2026
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Hermione Granger's Diary by Cr0ftisprocrastinating
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Apr 2024
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Hermione Granger has everything! Record-breaking NEWTS, her dream job, and a loving boyfriend.
Except, long distance is kind of hard. And she's mainly doing low level admin work, that she somehow keeps messing up. And actually, why does everyone else seem to be so much better than her at this?!
No, it's fine. She's got this!
Right?
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- Part 1 of Hermione Granger's Diary
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After a terrible week in which Crookshanks died and Ron left her via four words on a scrap of parchment, 30-year-old Hermione is forced to take a leave of absence from work. Unfortunately, it quickly becomes clear her job was the last thing keeping her sane.
When she finds out Harry is investigating the unexplained disappearance of Draco Malfoy—now an Unspeakable in the Department of Mysteries—she finally has a problem to solve. The case sucks her in in more ways than one, and she finds herself tangling with a powerful magical object, as well as Draco's weird and wonderful subconscious.
tl;dr Hermione gathers extensive material for an inevitable 'Am I the Asshole?' post
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12 May 2026
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When Hermione is assigned to tutor Greg Goyle, he learns more than he'd ever guessed he would.
2nd Place Winner of Round 2 of the 2018 Death by Quill Writing Challenge, hosted by The Slytherin Cabal.
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12 May 2026
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In which Draco is hit by an unfamiliar curse, affecting his magic. Hermione is a healer, specialising in magical degenerative diseases. Healing him demands copious amounts of research, forced proximity and red wine. Added bonus is pining, frisky feelings and a grumpy cat.
Set 15 years after the war, this fic features my favourite tropes, a medical mystery, a reasonable amount of snark, and a lot (a lot) of pure self-indulgence.
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12 May 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
Amazing. Hermione is a healer, written by a doctor.