TheSnarkLord
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You were supposed to destroy the Sith, not join their stupid pop-punk band!
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- Part 10 of Fanmixes
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Some songs for the Boy Who Lived.
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- Part 9 of Fanmixes
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 231
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Hits:
- 132
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A playlist for the Junior Birdman of the Avengers.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 113
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 1
- Hits:
- 93
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It's not easy being a depressed college student who sees ghosts and can't decide whether revenge killing is justified...
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- Part 8 of Fanmixes
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Reasons Steve Rogers Is Trying Not to Cry During Karaoke Night by TheSnarkLord
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
16 Dec 2016
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(or; You're so vain, you probably think this song is about you.)
The latest Avengers team-building event is karaoke night. Steve Rogers, preoccupied with the search for Bucky, finds that some of the lyrics hit a little too close to home.
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Fanmixes by TheSnarkLord
Fandom Captain America (Movies), Daredevil (TV), Dead Poets Society (1989), Hamlet - Shakespeare, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Jessica Jones (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Much Ado About Nothing - Shakespeare, Punisher (Comics), SHAKESPEARE William - Works, Star Wars - All Media Types
20 Jun 2018
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- 2,177
- Works:
- 10
- Bookmarks:
- 2
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Ceteris paribus by once-a-traya (Toomanynorns)
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
14 Mar 2025
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Four times, Hans puts his heart on the line in a bedroom during siegetime at Suchdol. Four times, Henry cocks it up.
Or: exploring all four canon alternative endings to That Scene.
Bookmarked by The Lady of Shallots (TheSnarkLord)
30 Jun 2026
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a dance on repeat (a trance of a heartbeat) by mafalda_157
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
28 Jun 2026
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"I said," Hans repeats, grabbing Henry's face with both hands and wrenching him around until their eyes can meet, "that I think it's time. Time to take this to the next level."
"What?" Henry shakes his head like a disobedient dog, but doesn't break the hold. "What are you talking about? What level?"
"The level, you dunce. Of physicality. Of intimacy between two souls." Hans's hips wiggle in what is probably meant to be a seductive manner, even though it feels more like a horse bucking up its rider. "Henry, you need to fuck me in the ass."
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Henry and Hans fail at having sex. Repeatedly.
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- Part 9 of young dumb and horny
Bookmarked by The Lady of Shallots (TheSnarkLord)
30 Jun 2026
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Adventures at the Devils Den by PinkCherryBlossoms
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
05 Jun 2026
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Just fucking say it.
Say it, goddammit. Why are you being such a coward? It is Henry. It is Hal. You can laugh it off after if you must. Blame it on the drinks you had, the air being too cold, the storm knocking the sense out of you, the lack of anyone else gracing your bed in far too long.
Why, in God’s good name, is this so much more difficult a second time?
CHICKEN OUT
KISS HIM
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A Choose-Your-Own-Adventure where you make choices as Hans Capon as he navigates his feelings Post-Suchdol.
Bookmarked by The Lady of Shallots (TheSnarkLord)
28 Jun 2026
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The Festive Follies and Fancies of Sir Hans Capon by PinkCherryBlossoms
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
20 Dec 2025
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You should rise.
Yet, the bed sighs beneath you. The pillow cradles your head just so. A lazy warmth pulls at your bones, urging you to go back under.
What harm would another hour do?
Your eyelids droop and sleep tugs at your mind.
SLEEP IN
JUMP OUT OF BED
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A Choose-Your-Own-Christmas-Adventure where you make choices as Hans Capon. Happy Holidays!
Bookmarked by The Lady of Shallots (TheSnarkLord)
28 Jun 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
“Hans,” he says softly, almost uncertain. “Why would you—this must have cost—why would you give me something so fine?”
Because you adore him.
Because he is everything.
Because you’d give him your name, your lands, your life, if the world allowed it.
“Because you deserve it,” you say simply. “Because winter is cold and you forget to take care of yourself.” -
Of Love and Amorous Adventures by Skribls for gloriousdisco
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
25 Jun 2026
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Hans, starved of affection his entire life, finds himself hopelessly smitten with his one true friend, Henry. Desperate to confess without actually confessing, he turns to the only tried‑and‑true method he trusts: anonymous love poems.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 12,466
- Chapters:
- 2/2
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 21
- Kudos:
- 151
- Bookmarks:
- 20
- Hits:
- 1,195
Bookmarked by The Lady of Shallots (TheSnarkLord)
28 Jun 2026