TheSnarkLord

The coat of arms I designed when I was 12: A lozenge, quarterly purpure and sable, on a chevron argent three dragons passant sable. The supporters are two gryphons and underneath is the latin motto "nec cupias nec metuas"



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  1. Public Bookmark 59

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    Four times, Hans puts his heart on the line in a bedroom during siegetime at Suchdol. Four times, Henry cocks it up.

    Or: exploring all four canon alternative endings to That Scene.

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    30 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 18

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    "I said," Hans repeats, grabbing Henry's face with both hands and wrenching him around until their eyes can meet, "that I think it's time. Time to take this to the next level."

    "What?" Henry shakes his head like a disobedient dog, but doesn't break the hold. "What are you talking about? What level?"

    "The level, you dunce. Of physicality. Of intimacy between two souls." Hans's hips wiggle in what is probably meant to be a seductive manner, even though it feels more like a horse bucking up its rider. "Henry, you need to fuck me in the ass."

    Henry and Hans fail at having sex. Repeatedly.

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    30 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 10

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    Just fucking say it.

    Say it, goddammit. Why are you being such a coward? It is Henry. It is Hal. You can laugh it off after if you must. Blame it on the drinks you had, the air being too cold, the storm knocking the sense out of you, the lack of anyone else gracing your bed in far too long.

    Why, in God’s good name, is this so much more difficult a second time?

    CHICKEN OUT

    KISS HIM

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    A Choose-Your-Own-Adventure where you make choices as Hans Capon as he navigates his feelings Post-Suchdol.

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    28 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 7

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    You should rise.

    Yet, the bed sighs beneath you. The pillow cradles your head just so. A lazy warmth pulls at your bones, urging you to go back under.

    What harm would another hour do?

    Your eyelids droop and sleep tugs at your mind.

    SLEEP IN

    JUMP OUT OF BED

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    A Choose-Your-Own-Christmas-Adventure where you make choices as Hans Capon. Happy Holidays!

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    28 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    “Hans,” he says softly, almost uncertain. “Why would you—this must have cost—why would you give me something so fine?”
    Because you adore him.
    Because he is everything.
    Because you’d give him your name, your lands, your life, if the world allowed it.
    “Because you deserve it,” you say simply. “Because winter is cold and you forget to take care of yourself.”

  5. Public Bookmark 20

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    Hans, starved of affection his entire life, finds himself hopelessly smitten with his one true friend, Henry. Desperate to confess without actually confessing, he turns to the only tried‑and‑true method he trusts: anonymous love poems.

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    28 Jun 2026