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Buck only means to go to confession once.
Instead, he finds himself returning to the same church again and again for reasons that have absolutely nothing to do with religion and everything to do with one devastatingly kind priest named Eddie Diaz.
What starts as awkward conversations and accidental emotional vulnerability slowly becomes something far more dangerous: feelings.
Unfortunately for Buck, falling for a priest is a terrible idea.
Even more unfortunate?
It might not just be him.Bookmarked by TheWeirdPhilosopher
15 May 2026
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Eddie huffs. It’s respectable and masculine, probably. “You know I’m not interested in—”
“Yes, Eddie, I know,” Buck drolls. “You’re off the horse. The meat market is closed. Your dick is on Do Not Disturb. I just think the pot shouldn’t be calling the kettle out,” he gestures between them with an emphatic finger, “for bad dates. Not when the pot is, ostensibly, a born-again virgin.”
“I’m not a born-again virgin,” Eddie grumbles. “Don’t start this again.”
“I’m not starting anything,” Buck lies. “I’m watching the movie.” Another lie. Then he flops unceremoniously back down, head strewn across Eddie’s clenched thighs.
Or: Buck’s mouth moves faster than Eddie’s brain.
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30 Apr 2026
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“I don’t want this to be how this started,” Buck says. He grips the sink behind him and stays still. He can’t be the one to break the glass. He’s already full of grief and guilt and regret. There’s no room for more. No room for anything else, not even Eddie.
“This isn’t how this started,” Eddie says finally. He turns and looks at Buck. “We’ve both looked away so many times.”
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Two weeks of building up to a fight in the kitchen after Bobby’s funeral.
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18 Apr 2026
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Eddie’s ready to retract his previous statement. He now fully understands the hype of blowjobs, even more so as Buck verbalised intangible words, sending vibrations through him, arms encasing him enough that even thrusting was an effort to do. Buck seemed to appreciate the help though.
He swore he only closed his eyes for a moment, looking up at the light above them, but when he opened them again, it was dark. No longer was he looking at the loft’s far up ceiling, but instead his own bedroom’s one.
He didn’t shoot awake with a gasp, in fact he was silent, lying in his own disgust while his sheets were tangled around his hips, sticky and damp. The phantom sensation of Buck’s hands pressing into his lower back lingered even though it technically wasn’t even there in the first place. He groaned, scrubbing a hand over his face.
— (where eddie diaz keeps having wet dreams of his best friend)
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- Part 10 of my answer is you (buddie fics)
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15 Jan 2026
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Eddie gets a vibrator.
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15 Jan 2026
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“You should watch Heated Rivalry! It’s perfect for you guys,” Hen said brightly, rising from her chair and making her way toward the sink to dump out the rest of her coffee.
Ravi’s accompanying nod was almost grave. “HBO Max.”
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Buck and Eddie watch Heated Rivalry together and get a little... heated, together.
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14 Jan 2026
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Eddie Diaz doesn't believe in magic. But that doesn't matter because magic obviously believes in him... Believes he needs something in him.
Buck is lonely. Buck buys a new fleshlight after tearing through his old one. Eddie gets the pounding(s) of his lifetime. These things are somehow related.
(Buck is having a great time. Eddie... Not so much.)
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- Part 1 of might turn it into a series. idk. just putting this here so you can subscribe to it if you want to.
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07 Sep 2025
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After a pause, Eddie asked, “You ever think about just… keeping it going?”
Buck blinked. “What, like living together forever?”
A snort filled the air, and Eddie looked half amused and half serious. “I dunno, maybe? Something like that. I mean, look, it’s a new year, right? Anything could happen. But neither of us wanna be alone forever. So, maybe if we’re both still single in a year or whatever, we could just—” he waved a hand vaguely, like he was lassoing the future— ”make it official.”
“Official?” he echoed, head even fuzzier now.
Eddie’s mouth twitched. “Yeah, we could just get married, or something close enough to it."
Buck’s heart tripped over itself.
On New Year's Eve, Buck and Eddie made a drunken pact: if they were both still single in a year, they'd marry each other. They didn't mean to start sabotaging the other's love life to make it happen, but somewhere along the way, that's exactly what they ended up doing.
Now the only question is... how far are they willing to take it?
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07 Sep 2025
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Hen stares at Buck for a long moment, then turns on her heel to walk upstairs. “Chim! Did you know that Peanut is a human child and not a small animal?”
“Buck’s Peanut?” Chim calls back, leaning over the railing. “No? Is she not a dog?”
“No!” Buck replies. “She’s a preschooler!”OR: At 22, Buck got one of his hookups pregnant and decided to keep the baby himself rather than let her be put up for adoption. At 26, he joined the 118. You know the rest, right?
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- Part 1 of we can never know (WWOT + splinter AUs)
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- 13/13
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25 Aug 2025
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The player reaches Bobby and ducks his head to tug off his helmet. He flexes his fingers as he comes to a stop, and Buck freezes.
Even before Bobby says it, he knows who it is. He’d know that hand movement anywhere.
“Eddie Diaz, it’s good to see you again.”
“You too, Coach. Glad to have you join us.”
Bobby looks around at the other UT Austin players gathered before them. "Before I get to know you guys, I wanted to introduce you to a new member of the team - Buck, come up here.”
Eddie’s eyes follow Bobby’s gaze across the players, a jovial smile on his face, but when his eyes drift to Buck they widen back with lightning speed and his smile disappears. “Evan?”
Shit.
Or: Buck and Eddie met as teens one summer at 118 Football Training Camp - but they haven't spoken since. Several years later, in their final year of college, Eddie meets UT Austin's newest recruit: Evan Buckley.
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25 Aug 2025
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Eddie really shouldn’t, but he asks, “Book of stories?”
“Yeah,” Chris says. “That’s how I know Buck’s your true love, and how I know this whole town is a curse that my grandparents cast.”
Oh dear god.
Eddie’s makes a couple of incomprehensible sounds as he stares across the street and sees the slice of the harbor between the buildings. But eventually, in the interest of conversation, he asks, “So I’m in this book?”
“Yeah,” Christopher says. “I don’t know all what happened because some of the pages are torn out, but I know you and Buck met and fell in love.”
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once upon a time, there was a town in maine trapped between two worlds...
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06 Aug 2025
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When Eddie walks in on Buck in bed with another alpha, their friendship changes forever...
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31 Jul 2025
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Eddie’s been in love with Buck for years—but he’s good at hiding things, burying feelings, and pretending everything’s fine. Until one night, he just... can’t anymore. He blurts out that he wants to scene with Buck, and to his surprise, Buck says yes. What starts as one scene quickly spirals into something deeper, something neither of them are quite ready to admit out loud. Cue: seven years of pining, mutual idiocy, soft dom!Buck, emotionally constipated!Eddie, a whole lot of feelings, some very intense aftercare, and eventually realizing that sometimes, love sounds a lot like “Color?” and “Green.”
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01 Jul 2025
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01 Jul 2025
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After moving in to the house on South Bedford Street, Buck starts to panic about not being able to smell Eddie anymore, which leads to a spontaneous trip down to Eddie's rural ranch in El Paso.
Eddie manages to get Buck to squeeze into a pair of his Wrangler jeans, for a night out at a bar. It's tradition after all.
Alcohol flows, seeing Eddie master the mechanical bull gets Buck all hot and heavy and Bucks isn't as bad at line dancing as expected.
At some point during the evening, Eddie settles his cowboy hat on top of Buck's head, who apparently hasn't heard of the rule "Wear the hat, ride the cowboy"But oh boy does he ride...
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30 Jun 2025
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Sometimes smart people can be a little dumb when it comes to matters of love.
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Shuri picks up her nephew from summer camp and meets his rather interesting teacher. Sparks fly--or at least they could, but it'll take a little more effort for them to get to the first date.
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- Part 1 of the kids are alright
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15 May 2025
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“You know, you can’t avoid me forever,” Eddie says from somewhere over his shoulder, and every fucking feeling that Buck has been shoving down starts to bubble over.
“‘Hey, Evan?’” he asks in disbelief. “‘Hey, Evan?’ Are you fucking kidding me, Eddie?”
Eddie flushes. “I didn’t know you were going by Buck now.”
That’s so incredibly not the point that Buck can’t help but laugh.
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canon-typical au where buddie knew each other in high school, and they see each other for the first time in ten years on eddie's first day at the 118- have you seen that one post: "slow burn but the kind where they're fucking the whole time?"
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- English
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- 17/17
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12 Mar 2025
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For a long time, he thought it was Shannon. His love for her had ruined him for all women.
Now he’s not so sure. All thanks to Father Brian and fucking juice.
The juice, it turns out, is gay porn. Which brings him back to the beginning. Porn doesn’t really do it for Eddie. Until now.
Until Buck, and his goddamn secret OnlyFans.
Or: Eddie's parents sue for custody (fuck the Diaz parents) & Buck starts an OnlyFans to pay for a lawyer. Eddie befriends Father Brian, who encourages him try some gay porn and, well. Then Buck and Eddie make a series of utterly unhinged choices about it. freak4freak tempered with intense character study ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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02 Mar 2025
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So about the other day…
Eddie stares at his text chain with Buck for a few seconds, then quickly deletes.
Sorry about the homoerotic vibes. MY BAD.
Delete.
I seem to be having some kind of quarter-life gay crisis. Which is funny because I’m currently starring on the world’s most heterosexual reality TV show. LOL.
Eddie groans and bangs his head against the back of the couch in his trailer a few times. Did people even say LOL anymore? Maybe he should ask Ravi.
Delete delete DELETE.
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🌹 Eddie is the star of a reality TV dating show and Buck is the show's longtime producer. Will they find love on the most dramatic season ever? 🌹
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12 Feb 2025
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Eddie accidentally overhears Buck jerking off in the firehouse showers. Neither can act even slightly normal about it.
(Set before 8x06)
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09 Feb 2025