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    You are not supposed to smoke when you have badly bruised ribs. You are not supposed to strain yourself by doing too much. You are not supposed to go right back to the exact same thing that hurt you and keep doing it until you can't take the pain any more or something snaps. These things are contraindicated.

    The team doctor explained all this to Ilya wearily, with a look that said he already knew Ilya would do all these things. Oh, and one more thing— you are not supposed to lie down for a long time and not move, by the way, so don't do that either.

    Unfortunately, these are the four main things that Ilya was planning on doing for probably the rest of his life after breaking up with Shane, so... that's just great. Good to know.

    (or: "After the MLH awards, in June..." Ilya needs to talk to Scott Hunter. He goes to the Kingfisher.)

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    15 May 2026

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    Apparently, Shane’s no better than a skittering lab rat, except he doesn’t press a button when he’s hoping for scraps—he knocks on Rozanov’s door.

    Or: Rozanov is never going to love him back, so Shane decides to go to war with biochemistry. He buys a psychology book with a five-step guide to help him do it. If only he could actually stick to the plan.

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    12 May 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 97

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    Ilya hadn't responded for several hours. Just before warm ups, at the last possible second, Ilya had sent two photos.
    The first was the nightstand beside Shane's bed, where his boring hockey book and sexy glasses sat arranged with a strip of condoms and the bottle of lube. The second was Ilya's suitcase open on the floor.

    Shane had seen it. He had told Ilya, when he'd skated up to him during stretches, that leaving the suitcase open there was a tripping hazard. Ilya had laughed him back to the Metros bench.

    He wasn't laughing now.

    OR: Shane gave Ilya the code to his condo before the game. With Shane hospitalized and his status uncertain, Ilya embarks on a quest to get his stuff back.

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    23 Mar 2026

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    Shandry's Third @shaneybaby

    uhhh so im on r/shanehollander rn and some guy is claiming to have cloned shane’s dad’s phone and uploaded it to the internet?? has anyone else clicked on this link will it give me a virus if i do

    7:03 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 135.1k retweets | 232.1k likes

    Shandry's Third @shaneybaby

    okay I googled his dad and he’s a 52 year old forensic accountant who thinks fashion peaked with ralph lauren polo shirts. am I enough of a hollander simp to risk my laptop just to look through the phone of his dad who acts like sandals and bermuda shorts are a risqué choice. yes.

    7:04 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 137.1k retweets | 235.9k likes

    Shandry's Third @shaneybaby

    oh my god his password for everything is ShaneHollander24. pov you love your son so much that it compromises your bank account

    7:04 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 143.7k retweets | 250.7k likes

    Shandry's Third @shaneybaby

    HOLY FUCK

    7:19 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 337.1k retweets | 413.3k likes

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    14 Mar 2026

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    The Metros really were lousy at hockey. Shane Hollander was the only talent they had, which was why they threw the C on his chest before they even made it to the All Star break. The Raiders hadn’t given Ilya even an A yet. Coach had taken him aside and told him they weren’t going to think about a leadership role on the team until he’d finished his rookie year. He had enough to deal with, Coach said, which was nicer than saying Ilya was still nineteen, and his English sucked shit, and they weren’t quite done being worried about “character issues.”


    Ilya Rozanov’s rookie year reimagined by someone with serious hockey-watcher brainrot.

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    03 Feb 2026

  6. Public Bookmark 98

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    Philomena Cunk travels to Canada to interview Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov, the goal being to sell hockey to British audiences.

    Warning: The author knows as much about hockey as Philomena Cunk.

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    11 Jan 2026

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    A (formerly) promising young man named Nico Qasim rescues his brother from exploitation, mistreatment, and possible death. So far, so good, but…what the hell does he do NOW?

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    15 Dec 2025

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    I saw a post on tumblr suggesting a crossover where Murderbot meets Sam Vimes, and I couldn't not write it. Behold:

    Murderbot, randomly pulled into the metropolis of Ankh-Morpork, must figure out how it got here, how to get home, and what the fuck is going on in general. Meanwhile, Sam Vimes of the city guard is hot on the trail of a suspicious-looking case at Unseen University—or at least he would be if he didn't have the baby at home to worry about...

     

    I love TMB and Discworld so much, so I tried to make this as newbie-friendly as possible. If you're coming for the Discworld, the Murderbot stuff is supposed to be as understandable as possible, and if you don't know Discworld at all but love Murderbot, hopefully it still makes sense.

    This is set after Exit Strategy but vaguely before Fugitive Telemetry; on the Discworld side, it's somewhere in between Night Watch and Going Postal.

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    12 Dec 2025

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    Unit Communication Log:
    SecUnit Two: Atmospheric conditions optimal.
    SecUnit One: ...
    SecUnit One: Indeed.

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    11 Dec 2025

  10. Public Bookmark 79

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    “So,” says Rach. “D’you think it really happened, then?”

    “I think that an enterprising person may saw through a gallows' ropes if given the time, and that summer heat and rain together will rot any crop if the tarps are stolen, and that poison kills a man more surely than any stained silk, and that even if such magic existed it has never favored the powerless,” Adelina says, somewhat more bitterly than she means to. “But it is a good story.”

    In which Adelina is caught in the act. This affects a few things.

    Canon-divergence from Inexplicifics’ “Must Brave The Thorns”

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    23 Nov 2025

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    FIC OF ALL TIME

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    The year is 1953. Somewhere, Frederic Wertham is writing the book that will end the Golden Age of comics.
    Somewhere else, J. Edgar Hoover is writing a memo that will scrub the "un-American" from the ranks of the FBI.

    One of these things will be the end of Eel O'Brian, otherwise known as Plastic Man—unless he reevaluates his priorities real quick. Lucky for him, if he's anything, he's flexible.

    (16-page fancomic with written sections.)

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    13 Nov 2025

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    "I'm not saying Hiccup's not a good designer," Astrid soft-pedals and hates it, but it's necessary and true, "it's not the designs, it's how they're going through the system. And the tolerancing! I don't know if things need to be two thou because they need to be two thou or if he's just pulling a tiny number out of his ass because we need close to nominal, but either way the communication isn't there."

    "He pulls plenty out of his ass, but I don't think GD&T is part of it," Gobber laughs, "what do you want to do about it?"

    "I want to sign off on his drawings."

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    26 Aug 2025

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    Nightwing wakes up with a concussion in a warehouse, after getting knocked out by a gang that's fairly new to the Gotham scene. Red Hood, the worryingly competent new player in Gotham's underworld, is there too. It... sure ends up going some kind of way.

    Jason Todd Week 2025
    Day 7: Return | Outsider POV | Crime Alley

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    07 Aug 2025

  14. Public Bookmark 99

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    "Mom overdosed again two weeks ago," Jason said. He was clearly trying to keep his voice flat and emotionless, but resentment spilled through like water in an oversaturated sponge. "So we're out of Narcan." They hadn't had Narcan, when Willis had… left. "The landlord's turned off the utilities and he's kicking us out in five days if we don't catch up on the last three months of rent."

    "Okay," Willis said. He knew how he was supposed to follow that up. Thank you for telling me. I'm here now, I'll take care of everything. I'm sorry. Instead, what came out of his mouth was, "What happened to your face?"

    OR: Knowing it wasn't enough had never stopped Willis Todd from trying.

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    07 Aug 2025

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    When the Red Hood comes back to Gotham, Stephanie Brown is around to meet him

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    09 Jun 2025

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    Flying back to Cherry Street, weaving reckless in the dark, it comes down to this: Dick is the only one of his siblings that Jason has any real claim on. Dick is the only one of that whole mess of victims to Batman's cult of self-immolation who belongs to Jason. Even more than that - Dick is the only person in the world who he shares a parent with, who knows what it meant to be the Robin to Batman of nearly ten years ago.

    It's just not the same anymore.

    So if Dick fucking kicks it, Jason's the only one left. Jason becomes an only child. Jason becomes the last of his kind. Jason becomes the sole keeper of that memory, of a brotherhood shared under a man who no longer exists. There is no way to replace Dick, because the world that they lived in together is gone, and can never give Jason a surrogate.

    The Red Hood pulls the thread on a mystery big enough to bridge the distance between two cities, two brothers: The plot they unravel is far deeper and darker than a garden-variety drug trafficking scheme. A story about siblingship, hauntings, and rivers.

    1. Ostium, osti(i): Latin noun, II Declension: Door, opening; (river) mouth; entrance (to the underworld).

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    13 Mar 2025

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    Jesus FUCK

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    “We rest in the shade of trees our ancestors planted.”

     

    They called the man in the ice Yiling Laozu, after a folk hero associated with the town in the foothills of the mountains where he was found.

    No one expected him to be alive!

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    02 Jun 2024

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    Wowwowwowowwowwowwowwow

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    A Disclaimer From Your Friendly Neighborhood Oracle:

    The following is a transcript of Patrol Communications Audio written by state of the art transcription technology, IRIS (Interpretation of Recorded Intelligence Software). IRIS was created to provide easily searchable records, automatically, and eliminate the need to transcribe each patrol audio log manually. That being said, IRIS is still experimental, and may not always be entirely accurate.
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    (01:25) Red Hood: (Mild static) (Out of breath, slurred) You motherfuckers. Put some fuckin-

    Batman: (Shaking) Red Hood-

    Red Hood: Shut up. Put some fucking respect. On my name. Start fucking copying me. I just got thrown fucking. Um. 40 feet. Into a fucking uh. What's it. Ditch. I'm still fucking conscious.

    Batman: Red Hood, do not move, we're en route-

    Red Hood: What'll I win if I stand up.

    Batman: (Loud) Do not stand up.

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    05 Dec 2023

    Bookmarker's Notes

    hes all bonked up

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    Don't ask why Batman is sad unless you're willing to give him the time to consult his spreadsheet.

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    05 Dec 2023

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    THEE DC fic of all time

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    TO: Commander Spock, USS Enterprise NC-1701
    FROM: Sybok, Vulcan Embassy, San Francisco, Earth
    RE: T’Pring

    lol


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    27 Apr 2023

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