The_Lizard_Wizard
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And Say the Animal Responded? by The_Lizard_Wizard
Fandoms: Pokemon Legends: Arceus (Video Game)
27 Aug 2024
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The god of all creation and mastermind behind all intelligent life has a brilliant plan to solve it’s issue: The hero’s journey.
A long established tradition, the intrepid young man or woman would set out and overcome unfathomable odds, make life-long friends and improve themselves and the world around them as a result.
Since it is a bit short-staffed at the moment, the sole progenitor of all that is and ever will be decides to outsource its heroism to another dimension.
The 15-year-old kicking and screaming about being kidnapped is perfect, after all- refusal of the call is the first step in a hero’s journey.
(15-year-old Akari from our world is going on a Pokemon journey whether or not it kills her, as decreed by god)
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Thrice-Born by The_Lizard_Wizard
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom
23 Jul 2024
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Most people are born once, if they're lucky. Twice, if they have unfinished buisness. But never thrice.
Link, hero and champion of Hyrule, awakens irreversibly changed in a manner bordering on titular. His journey as the only Zonai in the world will be exacerbated by the complete lack of recognition in the eyes of people he held so dear, a fate I pray you, gentle reader, never have to experience.
(Or: the Zonai Link fic I couldn't find and therefore had to make)
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Damian hasn't seen his brothers in months or weeks or however long he's been at the mercy of the Justice League. Ever since the other Batman came and undid the immutable truths of his universe by killing his father (his own counterpart) and taking his brothers with him.
Then, his name still clarifying the horror he was in for, the Dark Knight approaches, intent on him and his taking Damian for their own.
(Damian is rescued after weeks of a hell of Batmans own making, but this process is not easy nor is it swift)
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PSUMNT buys a second-hand SecUnit for the crew of the Perihelion. Here are the consequences of that seemingly simple choice.
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Bookmarked by The_Lizard_Wizard
02 Jul 2026
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Let’s start with the good part.
I accidentally helped Three (who was also helped by Ratthi and Bharadwaj) invent trauma recovery modules for murderbots. ART unhelped at first, but then it helped. I keep saying help too much but I’m not fucking changing it again, it’s been two hours. Anyways.
The bad part is everything else that had to happen first. Sane people shouldn’t get anywhere near a SecUnit’s worst memories, which is what we did so you don’t have to. Though I guess if you need the modules, you do have to. That’s kind of the point.Well, don’t worry about all the atrocities. There’s no way yours can be worse than mine.
—youCANskipthispart/doc/TrauModOrigins.file
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01 Jul 2026
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When Jaime woke up, he thought he’d been rescued.
He gets a week before it falls apart.
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- Part 1 of Jaime
Bookmarked by The_Lizard_Wizard
29 Jun 2026
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I’m wide awake (and I can see the perfect sky is torn) by Caseyrocksmore
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026)
25 Apr 2026
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“Grace safe now,” Rocky repeated. “Grace safe with Rocky.”
Of course he was safe here -- or as safe as an untrained astronaut could be on a jury-rigged ship rocketing through deep space on a mission he only half understood with his alien best friend, anyway. But there had been a time…
He wasn’t ready to say it out loud. Not yet. Maybe not ever. But part of him was sure he’d experienced… something. Something worse than being held down, sedated, and then forced into a suicide mission. Something really bad. Something unspeakable.
(Grace has nightmares. He starts to piece together what happened to him before he left academia.)
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28 Jun 2026
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Administrative Priviledges by NotVeryLikely
Fandoms: Murderbot (TV), The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
05 Mar 2026
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It doesn't work. Of course it wouldn't work. Why would it?
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The members of PresAux never wanted a slave. Despite his best efforts, SecUnit is still... stuck being what he had always been. It doesn't really change all that much.
Bookmarked by The_Lizard_Wizard
27 Jun 2026