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“So don’t fucking underestimate me, Blade. Adults tend to forget that kids don’t exactly have strong morals to get what they want.” Techno stared down into the baby blue eyes, a familiar spark of thrill reaching his heart, the same spark he felt when he first met Phil.
“I doubt you have an extra mending book laying around.” Are you truly worthy of my curiosity?
“I actually do, prick.” Fuck. You.
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Tommy may seem harmless at first glance, but Phil and Techno know otherwise. To be a gemsmith, a person who connects soulmates, is not a profession for those who are docile.
But Tommy is intriguing at first glance. Always talking, always moving, always challenging them. So they stick around. Not too long though, they have two other soulmates to find, but long enough to develop their relationship beyond customer and shopkeeper.
If only they realized why they were developing this relationship in the first place before the Hunters came knocking on Tommy’s shop.
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Local child is snarky enough to catch two war General’s attention and it escalating from there
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- Part 3 of Minecraft took my brain & SBI my heart
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06 Mar 2023
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No Longer Alone by Impala_Cherry_Trickster
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
22 Dec 2022
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Tommy is excited to witness his first pack meet! He's never seen so many werewolves in one place, and he wants to join in the fun, even if his alpha won't let him.
Aka. The Craft Pack see a tiny pup being abused by his own pack, and yoink him
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06 Mar 2023
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They force a child out of the bag, and they whimper.
Techno tries to keep his composure as the child cowers on themselves.
“A child?.”
“Not just any child.”
“I don’t have-”
Scared-help-hurt.
Techno stills. Eyes wide.
“A piglin child.”
- Or the heroes try to use a child to make the Blood God talk, it doesn't go like they expect.
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- Part 5 of Dadnoblade it's not a Choice, it's a Lifestyle
- Part 6 of The Bedrock Bros Agenda
- Part 1 of Out of Villain's Love
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20 Feb 2023
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“What are you thinking Toms?”
“Nothing … I don’t want to think of nothing” he confessed, letting out a yawn.
Techno hummed, putting his cheek on top of his curls.
“Are you tired?”
He nodded.
He was always tired.
Next thing he knew he was resting on the man’s lap as he brushed his hair.
“Sleep Theseus, I’ll wake you up if something happens”
- Or Villain Technoblade adopts a child that has been exploited by the heroes because of his healing powers.
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- Part 13 of Dadnoblade it's not a Choice, it's a Lifestyle
- Part 7 of The Bedrock Bros Agenda
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20 Feb 2023
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the babysitter from hell by reeenily
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
11 Aug 2022
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Techno is the overseer of death, guide to the place beyond, and the final destination of all mortal souls.
And he is also apparently a babysitter now.
The fic where Grim Reaper Techno gets accidentally mistaken for Tommy's new babysitter.
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18 Feb 2023