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Shawn and Carlton had made a bet. The lines are blurry on the details- but while basking in the glory of winning for what must be the thousandth time, he realizes that it didn't really matter anymore.
Also Carlton Lassiter is in drag.
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07 Jul 2026
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Warning: Do you want to send this message without a subject? by fivesumbrella
Fandoms: Psych (TV 2006)
25 Nov 2025
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Juliet kept her voice steady as she read. “Dear Shawn. Even when you were just a kid in over his head, you caused trouble. Try not to get arrested again. Follow my instruction or I’ll hang you up in my attic, slice your throat, and watch the blood pour down your pathetic, wriggling, dying form as you try to cry and beg for forgiveness without your vocal cords.”
Lassiter crossed his arms and looked at the screen again. “That definitely seems personal.”
Shawn leaned closer to Gus and whispered, “He’s right, you wrote it weirdly personal. Very detailed.”
“The real email was weirdly personal!” Gus whisper-shouted back. “Besides, you gave the idea of the easter ham, I just fleshed it out. You know I was in AP lit!”
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Shawn gets an email threatening to expose his secret unless he stops investigating their brand-new murder case. The email contains private details about Shawn’s past, leaving the squad with no choice but to dive into his personal life before he became a psychic detective. He's determined to find the killer before the truth gets out but he may not be able to avoid getting hurt in the process. One way or another.Bookmarked by Theseus_Praeternatural
07 Jul 2026
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"Shawn, I left him."
Shawn's been told the truth shall set you free, but the truth is sending his entire world crumbling around him. He can only stare numbly at his mom—at the parent he adored—confessing to him that she gave up on family. All the rage, all the years of hating his dad, sinks like a cold stone in his stomach. How could he have wasted so much time on a lie?
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05 Jul 2026
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Carlton Lassiter was thrilled when a consultant advisor was hired, then bummed when he found out it was Henry Spencer. He became his biggest supporter, however, when Henry proved capable of keeping Spencer at bay. When the two get into a fight in the middle of the office, Lassiter understands Shawn a bit better.
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03 Jul 2026
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When Lassiter is even more Lassterian than usual, Shawn takes an interest. Has nothing to do with his ex-wife coming to Shawn and Gus with a case. Nope, nada. Spoilers for anything up to the end of Season Four, to be safe. Alternate Shassie ending.
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28 Jun 2026
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When the Santa Barbara police department hit a wall on a high profile kidnapping case, they reluctantly hire Shawn Spencer, the town's newest and psychicist detective. Shawn, uh, has his own stuff going on. Like the voices in his head that give him the clues he needs to solve this kidnapping.
aka: the pilot but shawn has disco elysium style skills
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27 Jun 2026
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(Or: Six things no one knew about Shawn Spencer, and one thing he didn't know about himself)
Of pianos, first kisses, trip-ups, semantics, aspirin, facades, and mental slight of hand. Seven glances into the mind of Shawn Spencer.Bookmarked by Theseus_Praeternatural
21 Jun 2026
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Shawn's had one too many concussions, and his brain periodically likes getting revenge.
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20 Jun 2026
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A difficult case keeps Shawn up at night and he finally discovers that there's something to be said about being uncomfortable sleeping.
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20 Jun 2026
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19 Jun 2026
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[11-page comic]
Shawn tries to cheer up a tired and grumpy Lassiter with some gifts.
Read left to right!
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10 Jun 2026
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"I want eyes on Spencer ten minutes ago!" Shawn thinks that maybe another hostage situation is just what they need to bring the team together again.
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10 Jun 2026
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“There are two kinds of cops: those who choose to do the job and those born to the job.”
Lassiter and Juliet are trapped in a warehouse with a gang who wants them dead. Only help from an unlikely source will give them the chance to make it out of there alive.
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02 Jun 2026
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nothing is exempt from resurrection by ohmytheon
Fandoms: Mad Max Series (Movies), Mad Max: Fury Road
19 May 2015
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They move together as one. He’s never felt something like this before, not even when he piloted Road Warrior. It’s easy to fall into a rhythm of sorts when the person next to him is just as broken as he is, her shattered pieces aligning just so with his. That he can make sense of, that he understands. The more they fight together, the more they pilot War Rig, driving the jaeger like it’s an extension of them both, the more he feels whole.
[Or simply, the Mad Max: Fury Road/Pacific Rim AU that no one asked for.]
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01 Jun 2026
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All contents part of case 10329QXT—The Disappearance of Shawn H. Spencer. Property of the Santa Barbra Police Department.
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31 May 2026
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Shawn can't seem to avoid chaos. Thank goodness Gus is there with a shovel to clean him off the floor.
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24 May 2026
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Gus was always hounding Shawn for not taking Psych checks to the bank and being "responsible." So it's just Shawn's luck that the one time he goes... so does a crazy gunman.
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23 May 2026
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When Carlton dies, he's too young, too unfulfilled, too miserable to move on to any kind of afterlife. Luckily, there's an alternative that suits his needs.
When Carlton dies, very little actually changes.
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20 May 2026
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It's not Gus taking care of Shawn, it's the two of them helping each other equally.
Gus just wishes more people saw it that way.
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- Part 3 of an eccentric who looks good in jeans
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19 May 2026
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Shawn and Gus are attacked by a mysterious Cake Ninja at the Psych Office.
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19 May 2026