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When a strange rip in spacetime opens up on top of Flambae and sends him hurtling back through time to land in the past smack dab in the middle of his fight against Mecha Man in the burning mall, he understandably panics. But after he manages to escape the fight with his fingers still attached and no handcuffs around his wrists, he realizes that he's somehow managed to change the past, not just re-live it. How is that possible?
Hmmm. And what else can he change?
Realizing that he's stuck here now in this new timeline, Flambae resolves to use his knowledge of the future to make things better for himself, his friends, and his family. He's going to do things right this time around. He's going to be a real hero. He's going to help.
And quite frankly, who needs more help than one Robert Robertson the Third?
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28 Jun 2026
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It's Not That Gay If You Think About It by ClosedCurtains
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
14 Jun 2026
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5 times Robert thought he was straight & the 1 time he wasn't.
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5 times Flambae has propositioned Robert and the 1 time Robert said yes.
(Roberts POV)
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15 Jun 2026
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The Second Wizarding War is over and Voldemort has been defeated. Hermione and her family survived - but their survival came at a cost. Scarred by everything they’ve endured, all Hermione and her brothers want is a place they can feel safe.
Determined to leave England’s lingering chaos, drama, and heartache behind, her parents gather Hermione and her siblings and are determined to start over in La Push, Washington. As far as they can get from the echoing shadows of war, they hope to find the healing and peace they've been denied for so long.
As Hermione and her family begin to rebuild their lives in La Push, they may discover that some of the most important things are found when you stop looking for them, and just how far they’ll go to protect what is theirs.
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14 Jun 2026
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Inheritance of Shadows by orphan_account
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer
11 Dec 2025
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A year after the war, Hermione Granger vanishes from Britain with a child in her arms and magic no witch should possess.
Whispers say she crossed an ocean.
Others say she was chased.In a small coastal town called La Push, an Alpha wolf senses a presence that shouldn't exist-shadowed, powerful, and bound by fate to something older than either world.
Wolves stir. Vampires return.
Dreams turn prophetic.
And Hermione learns that some inheritances are not gifts...
but awakenings.She came seeking safety.
She found a destiny waiting in the dark.Series
- Part 2 of The Shadow's Possible Heirs
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13 Jun 2026
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Everything so, so quiet.
Dying. Robert was dying.
He didn’t want to die.
Something hadn’t wanted to die, at least. He wondered sometimes, if it had really been him that night, clinging to life. Or if it had been the venom, already clawing up his brainstem, sifting desperately through the shredded remains of its new host's nervous system.
Mauled and sick-dog rabid. His father would have put him down without hesitation.
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Or: Robert is a vampire. He's dealing with it fine. Perfectly fine. And his new job dispatching the ex-villain he put in prison years ago as Mecha Man? Also not a problem. All he needs is to keep his identity, and his condition, secret, and everything will be perfectly, completely, manageable.
Ft. much yearning, pining, and general idiocy between Robert and a certain fire-powered hero.
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05 Jun 2026