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    Peter doesn't want to go on a field trip to Stark Tower. It's a recipe for disaster. His class doesn't believe him, his teacher doesn't believe him. If he makes it through the entire day without being suspended, it'll be a miracle. Unfortunately for Peter, he's never much believed in miracles.

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    “This is a goddamn disaster.” Peter declared miserably. At least he hadn’t thrown up his food.

    “Could be worse.” MJ said across from him. Peter lifted up his head.

    “Oh yeah, how?”

    MJ shrugged. “They could have expelled you instead.”

    Peter gaped at her. “Thanks MJ, that’s really helpful. I feel so much better now.”

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    “So,” Natasha says. “You’re Spiderman.”

    The kid is practically hyperventilating, staring at her with those damn eyes. “You . . . you . . .”

    “Relax,” she says, heading over to her secret stash of cocoa. “If I wanted to kill you, you’d be dead. Do you want some hot chocolate?”

    OR: The first time Natasha meets Stark's kid, it's three in the morning; spiders don't sleep, after all. Natasha is used to being the only spider.

    The wonderful podfic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/41382891, done by the magnificent Lemon_Avocado.

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    31 May 2026

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    Tony Stark wants to keep Peter Parker on the down low. Heaven forbid Spiderman do something stupid, like go viral.

    OR: Peter Parker accidently patents the superhero equivalent of the ice bucket challenge.

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    31 May 2026

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    “I know all about your secret identity.”
    A beat of silence. “Um,” Peter said, bunching his sweater in his hands. “Which… which one?”
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    Peter has three secret identities: Spider-Man, the superhero who swings around the city to save people. Parker Benjamin, who gives Tony Stark unsolicited advice on his research. And NightMonkey, the Instagrammer who keeps uploading increasingly popular but embarrassing drawings of Iron Man.
    And he can juggle them all just fine, thankyouverymuch.

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    29 May 2026

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    "Wow, dude, this thing is awesome. Does it generate its own electricity?" Peter flipped the hammer once in the air and caught it, watching in amazement as sparks danced over it. "Like, I know you're the god of thunder, but I didn't know your hammer had magic powers too! That is so cool. I want one. Like, I won't get it, obviously, 'cause I don't want to steal your thunder—no pun intended.”

    He grinned at his totally-intended pun, but Thor didn't react. Not even a twitch of the lips.

    “Okay, yeah, that was a dumb joke,” Peter admitted. “Sorry. Here's your hammer, Mr. Thor.” He held out the weapon to its rightful owner.

    Thor just stared.

     

    (Peter Parker meets Thor for the first time. It does not go as expected.)

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