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Rapturous Views - An Empires SMP Gala Minizine by JekyllOsinner, Neoriqua, relgnira, TimeToCommitCrimes
Fandoms: Empires SMP
27 May 2026
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A minizine featuring Empires SMP members in full-out finery!
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does it know we love it? by TimeToCommitCrimes for Wayward_Panda
Fandoms: RTGame - Fandom, Minecraft (Video Game)
06 Apr 2026
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RT scouts out a new part of the beautiful world.
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- Part 26 of drabbles :]
- Part 16 of mcyt battleship 2026!
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wide-eyed walker, don't betray me by TimeToCommitCrimes for inversaldamage
Fandoms: Searching For A World That Doesn't Exist - Wifies (Web Series)
03 Apr 2026
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"Derek, do they really make you do everything?"
D3r's sigh catches in his dry throat. It's better than having another goddamn smoothie. "You can't get me out. You know this."
"I have to!" Avery shouts, loud enough to bleed through the resource-efficient walls. D3r switches on the TVs in the adjacent rooms. "Do you really think it's better to be a battery just for the chance to-"
"Avery."
Avery's no less passionate, but he pauses. "Yeah?"
"I'm not the only one who can access the cameras." The automatic doors in the passenger areas don't require any input, but their logs still run through D3r's head. He manages to finish his thought. "I'm just the only one who can control them."(D3r is controlling the King's ship. Avery is going to get him out.)
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- Part 15 of mcyt battleship 2026!
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The Magician (Reversed) by TimeToCommitCrimes for elliotthedumb
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
01 Apr 2026
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last life scar, what's missing, and what's left
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- Part 14 of mcyt battleship 2026!
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Target Acquired by TimeToCommitCrimes for inversaldamage
Fandoms: Searching For A World That Doesn't Exist - Wifies (Web Series)
30 Mar 2026
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"Even if it rings, don't pick up," the Elite Octoling just about says. His voice is a gurgle and his hands are freezing. "Don't pick up." There's no heartbeat in his clawed fingers. "Don't pick up."
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- Part 13 of mcyt battleship 2026!
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joe eats pudding while scar and cub eat her
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- Part 12 of mcyt battleship 2026!
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"If you want it to get infected, I can always just..." xB's got Hypno's forearm pinned to the cleanest tarp they have, wound just tilted away from the nearest piece of schmutz. "...leave. You want that?" He says this with a smile hidden somewhere in his beard, an eyebrow raise hidden somewhere in his hair.
Hypno scoffs. "Feel free!" He's always bluffing, there's no need to point it out. "What do I need a teammate for, anyway?" That's not to say he's bad at it- no, only xB could see the smile dancing on his lips.
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- Part 11 of mcyt battleship 2026!
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they're stargazing :]
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- Part 7 of mcyt battleship 2026!
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Mumbo and False channel surf. The world's been ending, bit by bit.
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- Part 10 of mcyt battleship 2026!
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chasing a floater by TimeToCommitCrimes for corundumcat
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
26 Mar 2026
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"It's just- Okay, what color's his hair?"
She pauses. "It's-" They gesture around their head as if to mime Etho's hairstyle, seemingly undecided on the length. She turns around to take another look at him. BDubs watches her eyes glance off the figure in the corner. "...Was his hair really brown this whole time?"
"What color do you remember it being?" BDubs can separate Etho from the backdrop just fine, but it took training. "'Cause I don't think it's brown, neither."
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- Part 8 of mcyt battleship 2026!
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[Podfic] It's Cold Outside (But We're Warm Together) by TimeToCommitCrimes for harris_parris
Fandoms: Dream SMP
26 Mar 2026
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There's a snowstorm, so Techno and Phil spend the day inside together.
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- Part 9 of mcyt battleship 2026!
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The Pros and Cons of Digging Your Own Grave by TimeToCommitCrimes for Sparrow1M
Fandoms: Naked and Afraid SMP | No Armor Hardcore SMP
26 Mar 2026
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jaron being very stressed
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- Part 6 of mcyt battleship 2026!
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gem waking up in the morning, joel is still asleep
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- Part 5 of mcyt battleship 2026!
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guy who's so so normal by TimeToCommitCrimes for goingdownorup
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
26 Mar 2026
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a drawing of bigb with a hare daemon
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- Part 4 of mcyt battleship 2026!
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this is all that you'll know (a beautiful home born out of intention) by TimeToCommitCrimes
Fandoms: Empires SMP, Hermitcraft SMP
26 Mar 2026
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False steps further in, sits on the bed. The room's not quite big enough for two people to walk around in comfortably, but they're fine being this close. It's not scary to see something running through her room that isn't prey. False lays her head down. "The bed's fine..."
"It-" It's fine that the only place to rest in this room will also smell like False, all soap and bleach to cut through the blood and body odor. "It is, yes. You did a good job." The plastic flower on the barrel is a nice touch, too. And the andesite floor that almost looks like it should be soft...
It's nice. She's happy. She wants to look back out the window.
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- Part 3 of mcyt battleship 2026!
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they should start a podcast by TimeToCommitCrimes for FactorialRabbits
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
26 Mar 2026
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Joe and Scar chat and scheme while getting ready for a show.
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- Part 2 of mcyt battleship 2026!
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ivory post head injury in an art nouveau style
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- Part 1 of mcyt battleship 2026!
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the superhero equivalent of carrying a piece of toast in your mouth by TimeToCommitCrimes for anonymous_e_me2
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe
04 Mar 2026
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spida man in a rush
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casting difficulties by TimeToCommitCrimes for anonymous_e_me2
Fandoms: Hamilton - Miranda
03 Mar 2026
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"-But there is going to be a spiel. And I believe it is only fitting for Mordecai to be played by one of us, yes?"
"Of course!" Laurens came up for air, having chugged his beer. "I mean, it's gotta be-"
Everybody, including him, elected to finish his sentence at the same time.
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He's been dead for seven days.
Eliza lies in their bed. She's going to spend another day praying with whatever men he knew that liked him enough to mourn him. Or men who are possessed by whatever possessed President Jefferson to come by yesterday.
But at least she's allowed to do something other than cry.