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I'm my own right-hand girl by Anonymous
Fandoms: LEGO Ninjago: Dragons Rising (Cartoon 2023)
12 May 2026
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Lloyd and Enemy Lloyd fuck. That's it, that's the fic.
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He had survived this long—shit, puberty had hardly been an issue after skipping halfway over it—and no reliable girlfriend in sight. Certainly no boyfriend, because he didn't swing that way, regardless of how the muscled body above him made him feel. How he imagined that slight stubble would feel scraping against his face in a bruising kiss, or how—
"Fuck, Lloyd," the man above him leaned forward, a glint in his eye that made Lloyd's stomach twist. "Maybe you really do want me to fuck you right now."
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16 May 2026
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A series of very dumb decisions - Jegulus by lycheewrotethat
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 May 2026
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James robs a grave. Or he tries to. He didn't anticipate the guy might not be dead.
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- Part 10 of Jegulus Oneshots/Short stories
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21 Apr 2026
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New Tricks by farmhandler
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
27 May 2025
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Peter couldn’t be more stunned when Deadpool abruptly slips to the ground cross-legged, tosses the collar at Peter, and casually says, “Put it on me, Spider-Man.”
He doesn’t say Webs, or Webster or any other nickname he’s come up with. Not even baby boy. It’s Spider-Man.
Deadpool wants Spider-Man to put the collar on him.
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Or: An accidental meeting turns into what Deadpool himself describes as "stalking-lite". What is Spider-Man supposed to do when Deadpool won't stop following him around like a lovesick puppy?
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- Part 1 of New Tricks
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16 Apr 2026
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Lessons in Greek Anatomy by imthebestcow
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, X-Men - All Media Types, Wolverine (Movies), Deadpool (Movieverse)
20 Jun 2025
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Wade Wilson finally lets Colossus convince him into enrolling at Xavier's school of gifted youngsters; hey...no one said there's an age limit to learning. Getting accustomed to his schedule, he discovers that his art professor is an old friend of his, Logan. After failing a test, Wade vows to pass the course with flying colors, whatever it takes. Logan, however, hates teacher's pets and annoying students. Wade requires...a lot of extra attention...and Logan hates giving it to him, but Xavier insists that he must. Since Logan doesn't want to lose his job, he bears with Wade's shenanigans at the cost of his sanity.
TLDR: Wade hates Professor Howlett's art lectures, but lusts for the guy who teaches it.
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15 Apr 2026
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Love, Blood and Vampires. by Viyella_Mozzarella
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Deadpool - All Media Types
14 Feb 2026
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On the night of his elopement, former vampire hunter Wade Wilson is brutally attacked by Francis The Terrible, the most vicious vampire ever created– and his gang of lackeys. Disfigured, burned, and ashamed, he runs away from his lover Vanessa and hides himself deep in The Dark Forest. Unaware of an abandoned castle and the beast lurks deep within its stone walls.
OR: Poolverine Beauty and the Beast AU + Corpse Bride AU
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15 Apr 2026