TotallyNotSleepy



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  1. Public Bookmark 3

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    Timkon but with a hint of vampires who doesn’t love it

     

    (My friend requested I make this)

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    18 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 30

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    "How long does it take to get dressed?" He sounds exasperated.

    "Fuck off." Impatient ass. He steps back, studying the final result. Perfect. Not a hair out of place. "Full disguises take time." Still, Tim's finished. His shoes click on the bathroom tile as he crosses confidently over to the door.

    When he pulls it open, Kon's sitting on Tim's bed scrolling on his phone. "About time," he mutters under his breath, not looking up immediately. Tim smirks, leaning against the doorframe, and waits.

    "We goo—" Kon lowers his phone and looks up. His words strangle off in his throat, eyes going wide as he takes in Tim's disguise. The longer he gapes, the redder his cheeks burn. Tim laughs. He's never seen the Kryptonian blush so badly before.

    "Am I that hot?" he teases, flipping the long ends of his wig over his shoulder the way Stephanie taught him a long time ago. He pitches his voice up. A little lighter, a little more delicate.

    "Tim—" Kon manages to sputter.

    "Call me Maya."

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  3. Public Bookmark 51

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    Tim's family can be overbearing at times, what with their impromptu visits and family dinners and surprise missions. Normally, it's not too much of an issue, but things with Conner are starting to heat up, and they keep getting interrupted right when things get good. Tim's starting to think he and his boyfriend will never get to have sex, but he's determined not to give up.

    Or, in other words: five times Tim and Kon get interrupted by Tim's family during sex (plus one time they don't).

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  4. Public Bookmark 65

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    after a night out together, Bruce and Clark come back home and accidentally walk in on their son and his half kryptonian boyfriend in a very compromising position - what follows is a very awkward birds and the bees talk and bruce possibly asking for another kid from clark

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    18 Jul 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 20

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    It was 1:32 AM and Tim could not for the actual life of him sleep. The reason he could not sleep was a fixable one, granted more difficult with his boyfriend Kon, beside him, who stored up too much of the sun's gentleness and heat into his body than 62 degrees on a Sunday morning would make up for. And to be fair, it wasn't a lot, for as much as Gotham was trying to be cold, a tropical storm a day prior caused it to be 76 percent more humid outside.

     

    Or: Tim is trying to sleep but it is unbearably hot.

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