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    People: Honeymoon Phase Finally Over for Hockey’s First Husbands Say Sources Close to the Couple

    Perez Hilton: Reliable or Boring? Newlywed Sparks Completely Fizzled Out for Hollander and Rozanov.

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    shane hollander breaks the internet

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    Shane Hollander ✅ @shanehollanderofficial 
    I’ve seen many publications over the years speculating on my own, and my husband’s, hockey stats and accolades in relation to our romantic relationship and when the public assumes it started. 

    We don’t owe this to anyone. But we’ve also been playing professional hockey for seventeen years and we’ve both run out of ahem, cares to give.

    On the right is a photograph from the behind the scenes of our joint CCM advertisement in July of 2010. This photo predates the hundreds of combined accomplishments listed on the left. 

    Oh, and it was also taken about six hours before our first kiss. 

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    or; a year from retirement and out of fucks to give, shane reveals their timeline to twitter in response to the latest speculatory article on their relationship. hollanovs across the world rejoice, centaurs celebrate their beloved dads, and former teammates share the not-so-subtle clues they missed the first time.

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    Rose: I promise, your secret is 100% safe with me. You can trust me on this, Shane. And, like I mentioned earlier, if you ever need a friend to talk to about your guy problems, I’m more than willing to lend an ear.

    Shane: Yeah, I— I know. Thanks, Rose. [pause] And I don’t have guy problems!

    Rose: [unconvincingly] Uh-huh. Sure you don’t.

    Shane: Well, it’s just… [hesitates] It’s a guy problem. Singular. Um— there’s only one guy.

    Or: Shane Hollander’s disastrous pining, as documented by Rose Landry over FaceTime.

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