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    Lilith has returned. She has all the cards in her hands and Alastor's invisible leash wrapped around her perfect fingers - but no one who has played poker with Alastor would suggest counting him out before the game is over.

     

     

    Alastor has faced some of the greatest evils that have ever existed - has stood firm in back alleys against overlords stronger than him, has several times dodged exorcist spears and even divine guitars.

     

     

     

    He is NOT going to be defeated by a fucking HOTEL ROOM and the desperate housewife from HELL.

     

     

    Alternative summary: Alastor spends a sizeable amount of time locked in single combat with a hotel room door, Vaggie grows as a person, Lucifer Morningstar is Very Concerned that his ex-wife and current-whatever may be getting along too well, Charlie spends a lot of time being confused, Frederick von Eldrich comes out of retirement with style, the Archangel Michael develops a headache, and Vox attempts to de-bug his conscience.

    There are also copious musical references for no good reason whatsoever.

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    06 Dec 2025

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    Unfortunately for Jason Todd, life always seemed to pick the very worst parts of his saga to demand encore performances of. And he still couldn't seem to stick the landings.

    But hey, if at first you don't succeed?

    Die, die again.

    (…At least he was building a fan club this time. Practice makes perfect.)

    A.K.A. Gotham loved a good (bad) sequel even more than Hollywood. But it didn't count on Jason gathering up a support system more stubborn than Death itself.

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    23 Aug 2025

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    Peter was alone, mid-way through an existential crisis after the Erasure™ and was dreading the upcoming month of May.

    Jason was sick of people telling him how he felt. ‘You don’t need us anymore,’ Artemis had told him, as if saying it would make it true. As if Jason needed someone to justify keeping them around. But three weeks back in Gotham and all Jason felt was fucking bored and lonely.

    It was a relief, then, when some random New Yorker was thrown into his living room through a portal straight out of some LSD daydream.

    Finally, something interesting to deal with.

    Cue some wild family misunderstandings, criminal conspiracies and cults.

    Because there’s always a goddamn cult.

    (Portuguese translation available; Spanish translation available)

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    05 Jul 2025

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    Minho rubbed Jisung's thigh with one hand and reached for the condom with the other. “How do you like it?”

    Jisung shrugged. “I’ve never done this before.”

    “Wait.” Minho yanked back. “What?”

    “I’ve never done this before,” Jisung repeated.

    “Like, with a guy?”

    Jisung shook his head. “With anybody.”

    Minho groaned. He started crawling off the bed.

    “I am not taking your virginity right now.”

    The guy who refuses to have sex with Jisung because he's a virgin turns out to be inextricably connected to his friend group. Awesome.

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    23 May 2025

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    If Anakin knows one thing, it's that Obi-Wan Kenobi should not have died at the hands of Rako Hardeen. Grieving, furious, and lost, he goes to the Archives, only to stumble upon a holocron that sends him back far enough in time to save the love of his life.

    Well, probably too far back in time because suddenly Obi-Wan is alive again, but he's a newly-Knighted Jedi with a nine-year old version of Anakin trailing him around like a sickly loth-kitten. While Anakin tries to find a way back to his original timeline without alerting anyone to the fact that he's actually from the future, he finds himself helping to raise himself (weird) and growing closer to this Obi-Wan (not weird at all). They have so much in common, after all.

    At the very least, both of them have just watched their masters die.

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    15 Apr 2023