17 Bookmarks by Trenchcrows
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Martin finds them eventually, tapered white wax, twenty or thirty of them beside a box of ancient (but dry) matches, and a little brass dish with a slot that just about fits the base of the candle. He feels like Scrooge, fitting the whole thing together, tucking a few more into his pocket before striking a match -
Which immediately goes out.
“Oh, fuck you,” Martin says into the murk.
Again -
And again, the fire vanishes. Quick and efficient as a breath. He shivers in the sudden cold.
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Martin Blackwood inherits an old country house, but there are more inhabitants than he first realises. When eventually the paranormal occurrences become too frequent and dangerous for him to ignore, he has to turn to a group of misfit ghost hunters for help.
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- Part 1 of paranormal activity
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The Cube Rule of Food Identification by bluejayblueskies
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
16 Feb 2022
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Martin stands abruptly. His chair spins away from him, wheels squeaking on the cheap lino floor. The tension between him and Jon has reached never-before-seen levels. Tim could probably cut it with a knife. Or a particularly sharp spoon.
Then, Jon lurches forward and half-clambers atop the desk and kisses Martin, and Tim drops his sandwich.
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Or, season one Jon and Martin receive memories from the future mid-argument, and Tim and Sasha receive emotional whiplash.
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“The Angel of Death, the ferryman of the Styx, the terror of the western seas. One of the most feared captains ever to sail, and yet, I have to wonder… how did a man like you end up all on his own? We searched the area where you were found—not another soul in sight. So,” He fixes him with a long look, allowing the silence to hover like a dark cloud, the words rolling off of his tongue with all the venom and smugness he can muster, “—tell me, Philza. Where is your crew?”
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OR: Technoblade is a naval captain, and Phil his unwilling prisoner. Somehow, they manage to come out of it as friends in the end.
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- Part 2 of here's a health to the company
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Who gives a fuck about an Oxford comma? by ChristinMKay for vanroesburg
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
11 Jan 2022
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Martin loves his job as a professor of English Literature at UCL. If it wasn't for his pretentious asshole of a colleague Jon Sims. Their already less than cordial working relationship only grows worse when they are forced to share an office. Of course, when Jon needs someone to pretend to be his boyfriend at a literature conference, Martin is the only other person in their department going. A deal with high stakes and unforeseen consequences is struck.
Or: 5 times Jon and Martin hated each other and 1 time they didn't
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Bookmarked by Trenchcrows
03 Aug 2025
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Giggling and kicking my feet I hate them so much.......
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Sue Sylvester saves (most of) the Yellowjackets' lives.
Bookmarked by Trenchcrows
19 Jul 2025
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Ten out of ten, no notes. Truly this is what literature should be.
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Jon has a panic attack in the Institute - Martin is there to help.
For Jonmartin Week day 4: As long as you need
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- Part 3 of jonmartin week 2025
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- English
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- 1,662
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- 1/1
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Bookmarked by Trenchcrows
03 Apr 2025
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Odhfhdbfbjehd this is amazing guys have you ever read characterisation so fantastic....... Oh great heavens good lord. Uh. Other catholic based remarks, this is making me giggle and kick my feet..... them...........
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Sam nie pojmuję, jak w twe zajdę progi by Mad_Maudlin
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
20 Nov 2018
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Martin's been acting odd since Jon came back. Well, odder than usual.
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Bookmarked by Trenchcrows
10 Feb 2025
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aufgidfjfdfvjnk this is so good I keep coming back to it
they mean everything to me <3333 -
absolute (and without memorial) by thanotaphobia (blue000jay)
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF
19 Dec 2022
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“Stop messing with my head,” Wilbur breathes.
“I’m not messing with you,” Tommy says in his ear again. It sounds like someone’s radioing him, the familiar pop-crackle and strange tinniness. “Tubbo built a machine that lets me talk into space. How’s space, Wil?”
“Big,” he says, and then clamps his mouth shut. He really shouldn’t talk to a hallucination.
(or, astronaut Wilbur Soot faces the remaining hours of his life.)
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- Part 40 of drabbles
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- English
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- 2,671
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Bookmarked by Trenchcrows
21 Oct 2023
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makes me cry far too much and I love it far too much.
read it read it read it read it read it pleassseeeee -
Wilbur Soot's Un-betaed Guide to Revival! by Linameena (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), SMPEarth, Video Blogging RPF
28 Feb 2024
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Fuck Wilbur soot. This work is dropped. I'm sorry to any who liked the story/plot/writing.
Support Shelby and victims of abuse.
Fuck you Wilbur. Do better. Be better. Don't make your apology centred around yourself. Abuse can never be playful.
Bookmarked by Trenchcrows
15 Oct 2023
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FAVOURITE FIC EVER OH MY!!!!!
I love when the C!Wilbur is silly and he got a happy ending ougj -
TommyInnit's Infamous Taxi Service (Discontinued) by Roohoo
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF
22 Apr 2026
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AUTHOR NOTE: This fic has been discontinued mid-rewrite. Chapters 1-15 exclude Wilbur as a character. Beyond that point is unwritten.
---------This wasn’t happening, was it?
Tommy stutters, his tongue suddenly turning to rubber and stares at the man, one of the world's top villains, in his passenger's seat. “I—”
“One moment.” The Angel holds up a finger, popping the door open and looking towards the back of Tommy’s car. He cups a hand to his face. “Boys, get in this fucking car or I’m leaving you behind!”
Tommy twists in his seat, head snapping back to look out his back window and watches as three more men (holy shit, is that the Blade?) come darting towards his car.
Oh god, no.
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A fic where Tommy, an ex hero and now broke teen, accidentally becomes a get away driver and healer for the worlds most wanted villains. Found family chaos ensuesSeries
- Part 2 of Bumps in the road
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When you look under the rocks and plants and take a look at the fancy ants by FishfacedSailor for Trenchcrows
Fandoms: Dream SMP
10 Oct 2023
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Tommy was NOT a vigilante. If anyone told you otherwise they were a dirty rotten liar.
Tommy was a vigilante, one of the most feared and well respected this side of the city. Criminals would turn and run away from him just at the look of him
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- Part 3 of One Shots!
Bookmarked by Trenchcrows
15 Oct 2023
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Wait did I not bookmark this?? Have to change that,
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Aliquid Stat Pro Aliquo by halo_exe
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), There Is No Game: Wrong Dimension (Video Game)
04 Aug 2023
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He wasn’t a virus.
Okay? He wasn’t a virus, he didn’t do any harm, it wasn’t even his fault he was here in the first place! Tommy grumbled, turning away from the very rude firewall.
He wasn’t a virus.
“Whatever. Off to the next computer…” Tommy muttered, voice slightly wavering.
He walked away from the firewall and headed towards a Windows 10 device.
/or, Tommy is a program that can travel between devices, and he stumbles upon a sleep deprived university student.
//or or, the There Is No Game: Wrong Dimension and Sleepy Boys Inc crossover that no one asked for!
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Bookmarked by Trenchcrows
01 Oct 2023
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OHHHHHHH MY GOD OH MY HOLYFUCKING SHITT IUFJKNRFUIERJNDFKSMIVJKSFMNGVJKSFDCGHOIJKRLNWVMSDOIGUVHWRJNLSFVHNSRJKFD UOFIDJGK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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if you like sbi and havent read this yet what are you doing man go, now go read it ahhhhhh they all love tommy so much that they want to give him things and he desperately wants to hug them and tommy is totally not a virus nuh uh and its just ohhhh my GODSJDINGKDRFGIODJK
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Wilbur rolls his eyes. “I’m just patching you up out of some misplaced sense of guilt or nostalgia or whatever; after this, you can try and arrest me again as much as you want-”
“Nostalgia?” Tommy interrupts. He squints at the figure, all confusing tangents and cynical jokes, the bird still perched on his head. “What, do I know you or something?”
Wilbur’s face darkens. He reaches out a hand, rubbing absently at a long slash going through his trench coat, a tear in the seams of it all. Tommy stills.
“No,” the villain finally mutters with a brittle laugh. “No, you don’t.”
…Or: Superhero AU in which Wilbur, upon waking up in an alternate universe, accidentally becomes a villain. Maybe not a very good one, though - he remains insanely, outrageously protective over the very heroes (and vigilante) hunting him down.
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- Part 3 of Consequences
- Language:
- English
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- 66,432
- Chapters:
- 21/21
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- 37
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Bookmarked by Trenchcrows
01 Oct 2023
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this fic came in, burnt all my crops, killed my children, blew my house down and then planted new crops, revived my children and built a new house for me, then also left a family photo in the house with it edited in
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tommyinnit's clinic for supervillains by bonesandthebees (bonesandcacti)
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
17 Jan 2022
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“W-What do you- I mean can I- are you here to rob us?” The person managed to stammer out.
Siren snorted. “No. I’m just here to order some food.”
“Wh-What about him?” The cashier asked, glancing at Tommy. “Did you- did you kidnap him?”
“I mean… yeah, let’s go with that in case this ends up on the news,” Siren shrugged, looking back at Tommy. “I kidnapped you, right?”
“Yeah, sure,” Tommy agreed, knowing that if they said he was kidnapped, it would keep people from getting suspicious of why he was seen in public with Siren. “Anyway, can I get the chicken nuggets happy meal, with a coke?”
or, how Tommy—who is not a hero, or a villain, or even a vigilante—saves the life of one of L'Manberg's most feared supervillains, and accidentally ends up becoming the resident doctor for every supervillain in town (and maybe gets a family along the way too).
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- Part 1 of the world of clinic
- Language:
- English
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- 188,572
- Chapters:
- 26/26
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- 24
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Bookmarked by Trenchcrows
30 Apr 2023
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MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM clinic my beloved
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A Broadcast In The Apocalypse by Echereon (Exireon)
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
02 Apr 2023
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"Hi! My name is Wilbur Soot, and welcome to your daily apocalypse broadcast. I, uh, plan to do this for the foreseeable future, if you were wondering, seeing as I don’t really have much else to do."
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It's the zombie apocalypse, and Wilbur Soot is stuck in a radio station alone. Against all odds, he gets the radio working.
Shenanigans ensue.
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Now with a prequel! See "Three Ways To Survive An Apocalypse", taking place before this fic and not in the form of a broadcast. Warning: less comedy, more DarkBackstory™ for Techno, steer clear if that's not your thing.
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No, I won't be deleting or orphaning this fic. Despite what's happened, SBI was something that brought me a lot of joy over the past 4 years, and this fic will stay up as a testament to that.
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- Part 1 of Lone Voice
- Part 1 of apocalypse AUs pog
- Language:
- English
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- 26,229
- Chapters:
- 31/31
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Bookmarked by Trenchcrows
03 Apr 2023
Bookmarker's Notes
I love Ilove Iloove MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM sbi wilbur-centric you should read it now, I am holding you at gunpoint actually(/j), read it now :D
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Damned if I do, Damned if I don't by Rhapsoddity
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
24 Oct 2024
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Run.
Swing.
Narrowly miss getting stabbed by a superhero. That had been Noxious' routine for as long as he could remember... So like six months. Not having most of your memories had perks! Nox had no responsibilities, no curfew, no rules! Downside? No support system... No money and no home. And because Nox is a dickhead? Regularly getting almost killed by a family of pretentious heroes.
(Amnesia!Villain!Tommy, benchtrio and hero sbi centric) DISCONTINUED, remaining plot summary in final chapter- Language:
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Bookmarked by Trenchcrows
24 Oct 2022
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AMAZING SUPER FUCKING COOL GO READ IT NOW (plus everything by rhapsoddity is amazing)
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It's a joke (so we don't take it seriously) by orphan_account
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
05 Apr 2022
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Tommy gets arrested as the new villain Wife Haver. Now he's in jail and gets his one free phone call.
So of course he's gonna press random numbers. Duh.
Turns out he actually called the first and second biggest villains apparently?
And then they actually come and break him out??
Bitches be crazy.
(Title from camouflage by The Front Bottoms)
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- 3/3
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Bookmarked by Trenchcrows
25 Jun 2022
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found this a bit ago, forgot the name so I couldn't search it up, just found it then, and I absolutely love it!