TwoAstricts
Fandoms
- Vampires SMP (15)
- Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series (10)
- Hermitcraft SMP (4)
- Empires SMP (3)
- Bannerfall SMP (2)
Recent works
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A Pamdemic of Amnesia Cold (I Guess There Really is Plague in Oakhurst!) by TwoAstricts
Fandoms: Vampires SMP
30 Jun 2026
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They all woke up.
They all woke up with no memories, nothing but the records their past selves kept.
What bullshit.Or: everyone in Oakhurst gets amnesia cold! Because I said so, and I saw a post about this idea on tumblr and fell in love!
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Watch the Ocean waves! by TwoAstricts
Fandoms: Empires SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Bannerfall SMP, Vampires SMP
21 Jun 2026
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Grian has been settling into the overworld when Jimmy's sister Lizzie comes to visit. Will these two get along? Spoilers, yes, and Grian may learn a few more overworlder curse words in the process.
Series
- Part 2 of Not an Avian, But Bird Enough in Spirit
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As I Try to Find a Family in Unfamiliar Places by TwoAstricts
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Empires SMP, Vampires SMP, Bannerfall SMP, Hermitcraft SMP
13 Jun 2026
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7 year old Jimmy wanted to attend an important meeting in the empire of Avarias, but his father knew better, and told him not to attend. This makes Jimmy mad, so he storms out the castle in a rage, his 6 year old little sister, the crown princess Pearl, on his heals.
While in the woods, they stumble across an injured stranger of an unknown species passed out on the ground and take him back to the palace to get healed by the royal doctor.Xelqua was out on a mission. An acolyte ranked Watcher with dreams of being a scout, he is taking an important exam in his training to be one. His goal: enter another dimension, he was assigned the overworld, and make it to an extraction point.
The rift between the two dimensions was unstable, and he ended up plummeting into the ground in the wrong location.These worlds collide as children make way for the start of new relationships between dimensions.
Series
- Part 1 of Not an Avian, But Bird Enough in Spirit
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Mission From an Order by TwoAstricts
Fandoms: Vampires SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
16 May 2026
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Oakhurst is a strange place, where strange people gather and strange things happen.
Something is wrong with Scott Goldsmith. He's known it since he woke up in his coffin with fuzzy memories and strange feeling in his gut.
But that doesn't matter, because the humans and vampires are about to go to war and Scott has more important priorities.Elsewhere, an order of magic users has a mission to complete.
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Why Do All These Traumatized People Keep Showing Up on My Doorstep? by TwoAstricts
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
25 Apr 2026
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The universe is vast, full of infinite possibilities in the endless worlds made by admins and Mojang alike. So full of people yet so empty. So diverse yet so plain. So beautiful yet so ugly.
In a small, unremarkable corner of the universe, there lives a Scott. Alone on the only world that truly belongs to him.
He's about to receive guests.Or: Scott lives alone in a flower garden when people keep crashing into his world randomly! Oh, also he's like a deity, embodiment of every minecraft world, thingy, but that's not important.
Also, this fic takes heavy inspiration from Built Family by Oceanera12 (that fic is so good! If you like worldbuilding and found family and Hermitcraft, you should totally check it out!)
Recent series
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Not an Avian, But Bird Enough in Spirit by TwoAstricts
Fandom Bannerfall SMP, Empires SMP, Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Vampires SMP
21 Jun 2026
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Xelqua is a Watcher who crashed into the overworld with no way back to return to the void.
Pearl is the crown princess of Avarias, with all the expectations that come from such a title.
Jimmy is a half avian, half siren who, despite being the eldest child of the king of Avarias, was skipped over for the crown due to his "unpure" nature.
These 3 are going to grow up with all that comes from their situations- Words:
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- Works:
- 2
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My fix it AU of Vampires SMP!
Louis never died and has lived in gay bliss with Owen, they are married and Owen is whipped af
Oakhurst is a small town in Victorian Era Scotland
Apo might still be stationed at Oakhurst, but at least Cherri is there
Scott was never evil (kinda, it's complicated)
Elle is alive! She and Avid are coming to Oakhurst for a cure for Avid's curse
Pyro is fine! He doesn't have a manipulative vampire breathing down his neck
Sausage is spreading rumors about Oakhurst being infested by the supernatural, much to Owen and Abolish's chagrin
Abolish has been sent here by the shadow organization to check up on the place
Shelby is here to prove her father not crazy for believing in werewolves!
AU is focused on Fruit Tea Duo, but others get some time in the spotlight!- Words:
- 20,905
- Works:
- 3
- Bookmarks:
- 13
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VSMP AU with a werewolf Scott Goldsmith, who is meant to be an opposite of canon V!Scott in every way
- Words:
- 9,699
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 14
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An urban fantasy MCYT AU focusing on GemPearl and StarTimes.
As political unrest rocks the Faebrill and the Nether, magical creatures seek refuge in human cities. New residents, ghast hybrid Pearl Essence Moon and elf Scriivaelorai Wesveraiyenoii (he just goes by Scott), have to find a way to adapt to their new home.
They aren't in this alone, of course.- Words:
- 1,219
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- 1
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An AU where everyone in Oakhurst is magical but no one is a vampire.
- Words:
- 24,039
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 18
Recent bookmarks
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As Soft as Down Feathers, as Sharp as Horns by BunnyoftheDarknessVoid
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Evolution SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
18 Jul 2026
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While out on a trip to the Main Hub, Doc finds an abandoned child and decides to take him in.
This is what happens after that decision, all of the good times, all of the bad, and everything in between.
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A Guiding Light in A Void of Loneliness by Emily_Cheese
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Empires SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
06 Jul 2026
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Xelqua is a Watcher. He is only meant to observe servers and worlds. Watchers do not interfere unless given express permission by the higher-ups. But, when Xelqua sees a long-lost friend and gets VERY lucky, he may get another chance at a family. At a good life. At finally belonging.
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When Abolish Veylocke was nine years old, he learned that vampires existed.
When Abolish Veylocke was ten years old, he learned exactly how dangerous vampires were.
When Abolish Veylocke was fifteen years old, a silver sword was placed in his hands.
When Abolish Veylocke was twenty-three years old, the Organization decided that they would not loose one of their best agents to time and age.
When Abolish Veylocke was two-hundred and twenty-six years old, he was sent on a new assignment.Abolish is a third vampire in Oakhurst, everything will turn out fine, right?
Will this change everything that happens, or absolutely nothing at all?Series
- Part 1 of PYCR
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Despite a widespread belief to the contrary that he had taken years to cultivate, Scott was nowhere near as ditzy and airheaded as he appeared. When he followed Pyro and Owen into the woods at night without any weapons on him, he was doing so while being fully aware of his cicerones’ lack of humanity. It just so happened that he liked his odds with them better than with those peasants back in the village who’d accused him of murder after he’d lost sight of Shelby for a couple of hours.
That said, he would have preferred it if they hurried along their little fang-measuring contest, because with the sun still buried deep beyond the horizon, the air was incredibly chilly. It didn’t help that they were on a small island in the middle of a lake, so he was wet as well.
Where was Abolish when he needed a handsome butler to roughly wrap a jacket around his shoulders and complain that he’d lose his job if he died?
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or, How would the story have unfolded had Pyro's and Scott's roles been reversed?
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“So why are you in Oakhurst?”
Someone tried to murder me by burying me alive, but they messed it up so now I’m lost and have no idea where I am. Or who I am.
“Oh, I was traveling.” Scott answered mildly. “Got a bit bored of my home, so I left. Wanted to see what was out there, you know how it is.” He made some vague gestures. “Got a bit lost though, so I ended up here. What did you call it again?”
“Oakhurst.”
“Oakhurst…” Hm, sounded vaguely familiar.
or : in which Scott wakes up from his sleeping curse but his memory very much does not, leaving a very confused vampire with some serious memory issues who has no idea he’s a vampire in the first place. Surely this can only go well!