15 Works by TwoMonkeysAndATypewriter
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Hold Your Hair In Deep Devotion by Spiral_Ao3, TwoMonkeysAndATypewriter
Fandoms: Fight Club (1999), Fight Club - All Media Types, Fight Club - Chuck Palahniuk
14 Jul 2026
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Tyler loses a fight (badly) and Jack insists on helping him get cleaned up. Tyler’s forced to confront that nobody’s ever treated him this tenderly before.
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Misjudged Your Limit, Pushed You Too Far by Spiral_Ao3, TwoMonkeysAndATypewriter
Fandoms: Fight Club (1999), Fight Club - Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club - All Media Types
29 Jun 2026
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Narrator gets beaten to a pulp after fighting all night one Saturday, and it's the thing that finally breaks him down. He's injured, upset, and worst of all, losing it in front of Tyler.
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Late Night Devil, Put Your Hands On Me by Spiral_Ao3, TwoMonkeysAndATypewriter
Fandoms: Fight Club (1999), Fight Club - Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club - All Media Types
29 Jun 2026
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Tyler takes Narrator on what is supposed to be a normal movie date, but nothing they ever do is normal, so halfway through the movie it starts playing frames from their own sex tapes.
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They Said It Changes When The Sun Goes Down by Spiral_Ao3, TwoMonkeysAndATypewriter
Fandoms: Fight Club (1999), Fight Club - Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club - All Media Types
18 Jun 2026
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Fellas is it gay to wake up from a nightmare and your roommate is standing over you trying to calm you down and helps you go back to sleep…………asking for my friend the narrator
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'Cause It's Too Cold For You Here by Spiral_Ao3, TwoMonkeysAndATypewriter
Fandoms: Fight Club (1999), Fight Club - Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club - All Media Types
18 Jun 2026
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The only thing worse than living in a dilapidated shithole of a house is living in a dilapidated shithole of a house during the winter when it's freezing cold outside and inside.
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There Ain’t No Romance Around There by Spiral_Ao3, TwoMonkeysAndATypewriter
Fandoms: Fight Club (1999), Fight Club - All Media Types, Fight Club - Chuck Palahniuk
18 Jun 2026
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Everything with Tyler is a fight. That's the only way we know how to communicate with each other. That's the only way I'm allowed to touch him.
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Getting You Alone Isn't Easy To Do by Spiral_Ao3, TwoMonkeysAndATypewriter
Fandoms: Fight Club (1999), Fight Club - Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club - All Media Types
18 Jun 2026
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Tyler gets beaten up (more than usual) at Fight Club and Jack has to beg him to sit still and accept help. And then they cuddle yk all good stuff
Written from Tyler's POV because write the fanfiction you wish to see in the world or whatever Ghandi said
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- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 670
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 22
- Hits:
- 233
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Now What's On Your Nasty Old Mind? by Spiral_Ao3, TwoMonkeysAndATypewriter
Fandoms: Fight Club (1999), Fight Club - Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club - All Media Types
04 Jun 2026
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I’ve come to the realization that I may never get rid of Marla Singer.
Even for how much time I’ve spent around her, picturing her in Tyler’s shitty house—in OUR shitty house—in her faded dress, leaned up against the headboard in Tyler’s room, leaves a disgusting taste in my mouth.Series
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The Marvelous Adventures of Marla Singer's Mother by Spiral_Ao3, TwoMonkeysAndATypewriter
Fandoms: Fight Club - Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club (1999), Fight Club - All Media Types
04 Jun 2026
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Narrator wakes up to the dulcet tones of Marla's mother being cooked in a bathtub in the basement.
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My Soul Is On Fire, It’s Aflame With Desire by Spiral_Ao3, TwoMonkeysAndATypewriter
Fandoms: Fight Club (1999), Fight Club - All Media Types, Fight Club - Chuck Palahniuk
03 Jun 2026
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A good old fashioned parking lot fight.
Or: self discovery via brawling your best friend.Series
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I Am Jack's Lack of Health Insurance by Spiral_Ao3, TwoMonkeysAndATypewriter
Fandoms: Fight Club (1999), Fight Club - Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club - All Media Types
03 Jun 2026
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Our lovely Narrator gets the shit beaten out of him at fight club and his boy best friend tenderly cares for him and patches him up what else can I say
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honestly, something is wrong with me by TwoMonkeysAndATypewriter
Fandoms: Fight Club (1999), Fight Club - Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club - All Media Types
02 Jun 2026
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Narrator is a nobody just trying to survive his senior year of high school. Against his better judgement, he gets to know the other rejects stuck at the bottom of the social ladder. This includes the new student Tyler Durden, who shows him what it feels like to get in a fistfight, become popular, and slowly fall in love with your best friend.
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Absurd Behavior for Little Miss Perfect by TwoMonkeysAndATypewriter
Fandoms: Gravity Falls
29 Nov 2025
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Some silly yuri for the Gravity Falls fans and theater kids—although, in my experience, that Venn Diagram is a circle.
Pacifica Northwest, star student actress at her sleepy Oregon High School, can't believe it when she finds herself falling for a dorky costume kid named Mabel Pines, who might turn out to be far less annoying and immature than Pacifica had always thought—she might just be everything that Pacifica didn't know she needed.
With a heavy dose of denial, sapphic teenagers, conservative parents, and high school theater thrown in the mix!
I hope you enjoy!
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The Difference Between an Autopsy and a Vivisection by TwoMonkeysAndATypewriter
Fandoms: Torchwood
02 Oct 2025
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AU where the team finds out about Jack's immortality in a rather unsettling way, leaving everyone vaguely traumatized and wearing at least a little bit of his blood. Set roughly around Random Shoes.
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It's Been A Long, Long Time by TwoMonkeysAndATypewriter
Fandoms: Torchwood, Captain America (Chris Evans Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
05 Aug 2025
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Bucky and Steve each meet a handsome soldier during their time in the war and don’t think much of it. Then, things start to go sideways when they run into him again in New York 72 years later.
Inspired by a Tumblr post I found on Pinterest (see authors note). NOTE: lots of multishipping, but no polyamory or cheating. Built using the MCU timeline, not canon compliant as far as Torchwood goes.