UmCheezedToMeetYou
Recent bookmarks
-
Tags
Summary
Spamton, recently rising in his career, has trouble fitting in with the socialites at Queen's mansion. Fortunately, or unfortunately, a certain clown is in town and takes an interest in the awkward salesman.
Bookmarked by UmCheezedToMeetYou
08 Jun 2026
-
Tags
Summary
“You, uh. Sure know your way around a CRT,” Tenna says. “I didn’t know you were a mechanic.”
“I sell cars,” Spamton had replied, back when Tenna was addressing him. “If you talk [Big] with nothing to back it up, people think you’re a hack.”
“Well,” Tenna said, “are you?”
Spamton sprayed the compressed air into his smug face.
That would have been preferable to drowning in insulation foam and getting licked clean by a clown (“HANDS OFF THE [[Officil Merchandise]]!!”). Jevil’s nuisance was missed as soon it was over though, because then all he had was the realization that that was his last chance. To do what, he isn’t sure. To demand an apology. To explain why he ran away. To scream at him. To break that stupid screen himself, just to get it over with, and crawl inside there never to emerge. Then at least they’d be together.
____
An unseen, silent, approximately 4 foot tall individual takes it upon himself to fix the fallen Lord of the Screens. To raise a middle finger to the mysterious phone-calling, prophecy-defining benefactor who screwed him over and made him a living puppet, of course. No other reason.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 218,827
- Chapters:
- 24/27
- Comments:
- 1,052
- Kudos:
- 2,472
- Bookmarks:
- 369
- Hits:
- 75,695
Bookmarked by UmCheezedToMeetYou
07 Jun 2026
-
Tags
Summary
Spamton finally gives in to his starvation and asks for help, but when Blue offers a hand things don't go how either planned. Spamton has no qualms, however, and in fact gets even More ideas.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,323
- Chapters:
- 1/4
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 2
- Kudos:
- 8
- Bookmarks:
- 1
- Hits:
- 195
Bookmarked by UmCheezedToMeetYou
06 Jun 2026
-
Tags
Summary
Tenna sees a beautiful stranger in Castle Town.
Battat has a mental breakdown.
This is a gift for Tumblr user Meri-ny ! Link to their page (and post that inspired this two-shot) in the notes of this fic!
Rated teen for ingame-like swearing.
Series
- Part 6 of Deltarune Short Stories
Bookmarked by UmCheezedToMeetYou
21 Apr 2026
-
Tags
Summary
The Beast and his various interactions with the Witches of the Unknown.
Bookmarked by UmCheezedToMeetYou
20 Mar 2026