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    Peter's trapped beneath a collapsed building during a mission, hurt and unable to move. Luckily, his comm still works. Unluckily, the Avengers don’t realise how bad of a state Peter is in, and Peter isn’t inclined to tell them.

     

    “Spidey, they’ve got reinforcements. We’ve hit a bit of a snag here, and I don’t think anyone will be able to help you for a while. Think you can sit tight while we deal with this?”

    The pressure on his lower back and legs was becoming too much. Peter swallowed thickly, fighting down panic. He could handle this.

    “Yeah,” Peter said. “I can do that.”

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    06 Jul 2026

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    The last thing Peter sees is Tony's horrified, heartbroken expression leaning over him. The guilt in his eyes is almost worse than the burning pain that's taking Peter apart piece by piece. The world starts to go dark.

    There's a flash of gold and green. For one moment, he finds himself standing amongst the Guardians and others. And then darkness again. It feels like blinking; an extended period of nothingness that ends as abruptly as it begins. One moment there’s nothing, the next there’s light.

    “Easy,” a woman says. Her words are gentle, and carry a slight accent that he can’t place. "I'm called Wonder Woman. What's your name?"

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    06 Jul 2026

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    “Yeah, sensei, do we pass?” Sasuke dangled the bells from the tip of his finger, a smug grin on his face. He was a bastard, Kakashi decided.

    Actually, all of them were. Little shit bastards. Feral goblins. Hellspawn. If it wasn’t Sakura literally changing the landscape of the field underneath Kakashi’s feet, it was Sasuke swinging a sword crackling with lightning, both of them subtly herding him towards Naruto’s hundred shadow-clones, all of which were so fast he could barely track them even with the sharingan.

    Kakashi was starting to think his team definitely didn’t have the same problems as the others.

     

    ***5 times Team 7 confused/terrified the shit out of everyone +1 time they explained why (ft. Time Traveling Team 7)***

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    07 Sep 2025

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    Minato thought he knew seals - he was good at them, a prodigy; hell, he'd won the Third War with them.
    So calling on the Shinigami to seal the Kyuubi into his son - well, it was a seal he'd been working on and he'd been trying to figure out how to circumvent calling on Death to make the seal virtually unbreakable, but he hadn't figured it out yet.
    But, well, calling on Death shouldn't have been the confusing part.

    So why was there a little black-haired, green-eyed woman in front of him in what looked like pyjamas with ... was that colour-changing, moving wolves? Was he hallucinating?
    And how could she not be certain if she was here on behalf of Death? If Minato was an emissary of Death, he was certain he'd know.

    He still couldn't entirely work out how she became Shikaku's wife though - a housewife even! He'd been at their house for dinner, had food cooked for him by Death. It was easy to forget this small woman held more power in her pinky than all of Konoha's shinobi combined and could probably destroy the world at a whim.

    And Minato, for one, wasn't stupid enough to give her the incentive to do so.

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    23 Aug 2025

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    She remembered dying.

    What she did not expect was, after what amounted to drowning in her own fluids at thirty-two years old, was instead of whatever made up the afterlife, she opened her eyes in a world both somehow familiar as well as altogether strange.

    She’d been tired for a long time before she died.  However she’d been granted a second life, she was never going to thank anyone for it, no matter how amazing or awful it ended up being.  That said, if she ever met the reason she was sucked into the Naruto ‘verse, there would be much shin-kicking to be done.

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    23 Aug 2025