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Frying Pan Meets Fire by UppityBitch for theoriginalcheeesecake
Fandoms: The Vampire Diaries (TV)
19 Oct 2025
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In this human AU, personal chef Caroline competes against arrogant professional chefs on a reality cooking show judged by celebrity chef Klaus Mikaelson.
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“Why don’t you and Spike just move in together?”
“Because that would be really weird? We’re neighbors and friends, Dawn; it’s not like we’re dating.”
Buffy firmly ignored Dawn’s muttered, “You could have fooled me.”(Buffy and Spike are neighbors, best friends, confidants. What they aren't is dating. Which is the one thing that everyone assumes they are doing.)
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22 Jul 2026
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Our Little Secret by Spikelover4ever for flootzavut
Fandoms: Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV)
19 May 2025
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Prompt: "Version of something blue where the spell breaks but they both independently decide to pretend it didn't because they were really enjoying all the handsiness and kissing." This a little fluffy/smutty fic that I hope to have some semblance of a plot :) Thanks Floot for the challenge on EF!
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16 Jul 2026
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In 1926, Caroline Forbes trades the stifling expectations of Mystic Falls for the neon, jazz-filled underworld of Chicago.
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12 Jul 2026
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Hell changes a person. Set in a very AU S4. Things went differently for Buffy at the end of Becoming (Part 2), now she's back and the Initiative better watch out.
This is my Spuffy love letter to heroic bloodshed movies (think Mi:II, Wanted, The Matrix). There's violence that's very, well, violent. Including gun violence (guns aren't much of Buffyverse thing- but I'm bending bullets and all kinds of rules here). I also got some sex in my violence ;-) This is fun ride though, not dark and full of angst. Based on a challenge at EF by Sharade, and originally written for the 20th round of Seasonal Spuffy (May 2016).
The character death warning doesn't apply to any of our heroes. The Initiative is a bit bigger and badder here than in canon.
Beta read by Gort and 13Lillies.
Archived at EF, AO3, and the Seasonal Spuffy LJ site ONLY.
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14 Jun 2026
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Fragile: The Bomb by ApocalypticalAngel
Fandoms: The Vampire Diaries (TV), The Originals (TV)
13 May 2026
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Summary: Caroline was fragile, Damon proved that with every compulsion of her mind and abuse of her body. She was too fragile to be rid of him on her own, she needed help from the biggest and baddest threat to vampires; the hybrid king himself. So she headed to New Orleans, to barter for his aid.
Even if she was 'exceedingly fragile'. But then that was also how people described bombs.Extract: “What is it you request from us?” Elijah asked her, softly, like she would spook and run.
“I want someone dead.” she answered clearly, her voice tripping along the damage to her throat.
“You seem quite resourceful.” Elijah tilted his head, analysing her. “Is this not something you could accomplish yourself?”
“I have tried. A few times.” she admitted- Language:
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13 May 2026