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In which more than a memorial is forged.
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시간외 근무 by KimChulsoo, Useless19
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers: Prime
08 Jun 2025
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4시간 이상 발기가 지속될 시 의료진의 상담이 필요합니다.
또는: 이따금 라쳇은 차라리 전쟁이 끝나지 않았다면, 이라고 생각하곤 했다. 어쨌건 그때는 멍청이들을 진료하는 일이 적었으니까. -
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Statistically speaking, Minimus knew his sparkmate would be:
a) taller than him,
b) of a lower caste,
and c) a non-combatant.He didn't expect they would be:
a) big enough to step on Minimus without noticing,
b) of a low enough caste that they were legally considered property,
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"I know the future," Megatron says.
"And that future involves me getting punched in the face?" Pax says with a smile.
Megatron huffs a laugh despite himself. "You don't know the half of it."
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Sometimes, in order to defrag properly, Megatron had to burn off charge in a certain way.
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For erections lasting more than four hours, please consult a doctor.
Or: Ratchet sometimes wishes the war was still on, because at least back then he had a smaller pool of idiots to treat.
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- Part 1 of Mechanical Malpractice
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The war is over. Peace has reigned for nearly three years. Optimus is looking forward to another day of simple bureaucracy instead of violence.
And then Megatron gets arrested.
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- Part 2 of Addition
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Bowser's dealt with caraflu before, give him a few days to recover and he'll be back to stomping through his castle, roasting anyone who gives him trouble.
Feelings, on the other hand, are a whole different kettle of Cheep Cheeps.
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- Part 6 of Days
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As Sharp As A Knife (that's been used on a brick) by Useless19
Fandoms: Super Mario & Related Fandoms, Mario + Rabbids Series (Video Games)
08 Aug 2023
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Edge might have been created with an edge, but she still has a lot to learn about the universe that she's trying to find her place in.
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It's too quiet in Bowser's castle. Luigi discovers that even the biggest and baddest of Koopas can get sick.
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- Part 5 of Days
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A slow start to a relationship is all well and good, but sometimes there's more to be had.
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- Part 12 of Days
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Luigi returns to Bowser's castle. Somehow he's the only one who isn't surprised by this.
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- Part 11 of Days
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At last, Luigi has a way out of this mess. However, just because he's been looking forward to this for a month, it doesn't mean everyone else has.
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- Part 10 of Days
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Mario gets stuck keeping an eye on Bowser after a disastrous golfing tournament. It's been a long weekend and they're both tired, so things shouldn't get too out of hand. Right?
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The Capods have been driven out of the Mushroom Kingdom and Luigi just wants to rest. Too bad he's miles away from a bed he can actually use.
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- Part 9 of Days
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All Luigi has to do is keep everyone alive, safe, and working together, which would be a lot simpler if 'everyone' didn't mean Mario and Bowser.
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- Part 8 of Days
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Luigi learns how to play flame whist.
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- Part 3 of Days
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Bowser didn't ask to be stuck babysitting some weirdo in green, but he wasn't going to let him ruin his vacation either.
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Luigi and Junior go looking for fire flowers and find more than they bargained for.
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- Part 7 of Days
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With Bowser's visitors gone, Luigi just wants five minutes to himself. Why he thought he'd get that is anyone's guess.
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- Part 4 of Days