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  1. Public Bookmark 15

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    Sick Harrow AU

    "Pyrrha hadn’t explained what the pasta was for, or why number Nine was in particular need of neighbourly sustenance. Only that she’d been running late for work and that Gideon was to deliver it and not — look at me, no, look at me — not eat it herself.

    Gideon knew how these things usually went. She expected a painfully old widower with grey hair and wrinkled skin, or a recently divorced and struggling mother of three, or maybe someone still going through the long and tormenting battle of their sickbed. So, when the door creaked open, and the sound was like something straight out of a Henry Selick movie — all theatrics and no actual threat, she found staring back at her the beady, black eyes of someone who couldn’t be much younger than herself."

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    25 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 25

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    “Don’t,” Harrow hissed through clenched teeth, “say the P-word.”

    Gideon opened her mouth and closed it. She bit her lip, tapping it lightly as if deep in thought. Then Gideon suggested, “Pussy?”

    “No,” Harrow replied shortly, pinching the bridge of her nose. She wondered if it was too late to discover someone else amongst their motley crew of supernatural-obsessed freaks who could offer the same novel relief as Gideon’s touch. Good things only came to her in terrible, ginger-topped packages, it seemed. “Psychic, obviously.”

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    27 Nov 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 20

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    Eight Months after Gideon and Harrow successfully took control of the Ninth Crime Family in rebellion against John Gaius (and also became girlfriends!), Gideon is starting to crack under the pressure of her new role as Underboss.

    When Coronabeth pitches a girl's weekend in Atlantic City to blow of some steam, will strippers and booze be the thing to soothe Gideon's troubled soul? Or are there far worse things in this world than being stressed and stuck in New Jersey?

    A sequel to my Griddlehark Mafia AU fic, I Will Not Die for You, to deal with the fact that our disaster lesbians don't stop being disasters after they hook up!

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    04 Oct 2025

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    I [24F] call my best friend [23F] every pet name under the sun, and she’s only called me “darling” once when we were having makeup sex on her couch after this huge fight because she insisted on climbing to the top of this fucked up lighthouse and nearly broke her ass on a stair. Anyway, I’ve been trying to get her to say it again via sexual favours, chivalry, cooking, being generally hot and charming etc etc but none of it is working. (To be clear, the sex and cooking with her make me happy. It’s not like I’m just doing it so she calls me names.) Any advice appreciated. Thanks!

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    (Unsolved AU Gideon and Harrow get up to some shenanigans.)

    (Or: Brief “who ya gonna call” scenes that fit together in some capacity. Consider the loose main premise to be Gideon’s mission to get Harrow to call her “darling” again. Consider also that the author is unhinged, and that the stronger thread that binds these chapters together is Yearning and vague plot.)

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    27 Jul 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 20

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    Gideon half yelled and half laughed as Harrow pushed her down until she was lying on the bench. “This is cruel and unusual!”

    “Not yet, but I'm getting there,” promised Harrow with a sly smile. She straddled Gideon’s hips and rucked her shirt up.

    [Gideon and Harrow were not a couple. It was just that Gid's apartment flooded and it was convenient to stay with the person she had been not-dating for over a year.]

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    17 Jul 2025