Varanu
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if you already know what recursion is, just REMEMBER THE ANSWER by Varanu
Fandoms: Hadean Lands
21 Apr 2022
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“Well, you hear stories, right? Things folk see at the moment we rig out. Flashes, no more. The ghost of the Cold Crucible, lost and drowned in a Thalassan sea... Well, aye, I know the Crucible arrived safe home, and never reported any trouble on Titan. Mayhap the ghost is what didn’t happen. Or what will... Still want to gripe you were posted here ‘stead of to the Crucy?”
Like other marchers before it, the Unanswerable Retort arrived safely on the surface of Ganymede, with no more than flashes—memory or premonition—to indicate the possibility of anything deeper. But you saw something different from everyone else. Whatever happened, or didn’t happen, or will happen... you’re involved. Aren’t you?
Why do you remember dying? Why do you remember dying so many times?
- Language:
- English
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- 2,622
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a letter written in the language of birds by Varanu for Eisoj5
Fandoms: Sarantine Mosaic - Guy Gavriel Kay
16 Dec 2020
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Shirin gets a letter from her weird wizard dad.
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It was brilliant, really. Mara wanted Lydda to visit; Derk wanted to grow cacao beans; Lydda had a passion for the culinary arts. So Kit’s proposal was to kill two humans with one stone, and lure Lydda back with the promise of chocolate.
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Molly and Schmendrick encounter the protagonist of a certain fairytale, involving six unusually persistent swans, a curse, and some nettle-based textile arts.
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The Hunky Argonian Mailman by Varanu
Fandoms: Elder Scrolls, Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind
13 Apr 2018
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- Part 4 of The Sexth House
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The Sexth House by Varanu
Fandom Elder Scrolls, Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind, Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
13 Apr 2018
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The Sexth House is devoted to writing weird, terrifying, or otherwise just wrong erotica set in and around the Elder Scrolls universe, with special attention being paid to lore topics.
"I will free the Dunmer from the Imperial yoke, and cast down the false gods of the Temple. I will lead them out of their ancient superstitions, and gift them with... intimate knowledge of the divine." -Dagoth Ur
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- 4
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“Aha!” Csethiro sat up, displacing him somewhat abruptly. “Thou dost admit it, then!”
“Admit what?” said Maia bewilderedly, trying to sit up—
“That ‘tis my job to hate people on thy behalf,” said Csethiro magnificently, with a rather intense look in her eye that Maia did not entirely trust, even if he did rather like it.
“I did not… quite say that…”
“Let me deal with Mer Abrevar, husband,” said Csethiro— in a tone she obviously thought was measured, because she looked proud of herself. It was not measured. It was immense.Series
- Part 3 of csethiro zhasan
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05 May 2025
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Sometimes your life gets flipped like a table when a meteor smashes into a mountain, murderous bugs move into your backyard, and a rainbow drinker breaks into your house. It’s (probably) not your fault that any of this happens, but it (probably) is your fault for reacting to it by rigging your cat's mausoleum with hidden cameras. Or: Rose Lalonde the Vampire Slayer.
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dont get me wrong the plots incomprehensible and the pretenses some of those wizards use to make out are contrived at BEST but just between us ive honestly found myself pretty invested by itsdave
Fandoms: Homestuck
23 Mar 2020
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The new chapter of Rose's book just dropped.
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A while into the meteor journey, Karkat’s verbal slip-up and Dave’s response leave Karkat upset and Dave having to confront his sexuality. Rose remarks on societal toxicity, Kanaya prepares a present, and everyone else is probably better off avoiding this trainwreck.
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you cant just murder somebody on their birthday eve that is way outta line its like a huge earth taboo by itsdave
Fandoms: Homestuck
23 Feb 2020
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It's Dave's birthday.