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  1. Public Bookmark 42

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    A dog is bitten by a snake. It wastes away in the sun for a few hours before the snake comes back, apologizes, sucks all the venom out and says it was just in a bit of a mood.

    (Set Pre-Part 1, following Kakashi, a budding relationship with Anko, and Guy's journey towards youthful enlightenment. I am bad at summaries.)

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    04 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark *

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    (Hatake Kakashi has more than just dog-teeth separating him from native Konohans. An acute sense of smell fills his head with his students’ individual scents, and irrepressible instincts nudge against his limbs, whispering keep moving, keep moving, crooning over the pups he’d caved and stolen right out from under their guardians’ noses.

    Mine, mine, mine, his blood murmurs, and Kakashi’s hold tightens around the infant cradled against his chest.) 

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    Or; how Hatake Kakashi gets stuck in an alternate dimension and aggressively adopts Team Seven, with surprisingly positive results.

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    03 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 13

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    Hisa Sato had everything perfectly figured out.

    Her life in Konoha was going exactly according to blueprint. She successfully graduated dead-last at the Academy, mastered the art of looking profoundly exhausted, and perfected a slouch that made her physically invisible to anyone seeking a capable ninja. With her midnight-blue hair casually tied back in half-braids and her dark purple eyes permanently set to a sleepy glaze, she was on the fast track to a cozy, zero-risk career in civilian inventory management. Her retirement plan of continuing her parents restaurant was practically signed, sealed, and delivered.

    Everything was perfect and good in her life... until she got assigned to Team 7.

    Instead of sorting kunai in a quiet warehouse, Hisa is dragged across borders with a hyperactive blond walking-disaster who treats his life like a tragic main-character monologue, a brooding Uchiha prodigy with a serious attitude problem, a pink haired fangirl, and a lazy, silver-haired captain who knows way too much about the village penal code.

    She just wanted a peaceful life in the shinobi world. So what?!

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    31 May 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 1

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    So, it's a about a 16 year old genin during the 2nd shinobi war.

    A currier job gone wrong, the bridge between life and death blurred.

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    30 May 2026

  5. Public Bookmark *

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    Wherein an Average Jane from our world ends up as an average civilian-turned-shinobi-hopeful in the Elemental Nations, befriends a certain whiskered hyperactive knucklehead, and teaches him the wonders of Arnis, Assassin's Creed, and peach-mango pie.

    Transmigrated!OC

    (A revision of this fic, formerly titled "Teller of Tales," because the original fic was so unsightly, it gave me glaucoma.)

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    27 May 2026