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    A Sneak Peek by

    Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF  

    05 Jul 2026

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    They get to Greg’s flat and Alex waits a respectful distance behind him as Greg gets out his keys.

    “You don’t want people thinking I’m taking you home for a cup of tea and a shag,” Greg jokes, trying to maintain an even tone to his voice, nothing he hasn’t said to Alex a million times before.

    “Chance would be a fine thing,” Alex responds, a dreamy look on his face when Greg turns back. Alex winks at him and Greg’s stomach twists in answer.

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    05 Jul 2026

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    Under Pressure by for job_gloves

    Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF  

    13 Jun 2026

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    An overworked, overstressed Alex receives a series of panicked messages just weeks out from Greg's BAFTA hosting gig. He drops everything to go to Greg's aid - of course he does - but finds that Greg has very different plans for his visit.

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    13 Jun 2026

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    stupidactor by

    Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, British Comedy RPF  

    03 Jun 2026

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    After a late night internet rabbit hole, Alex stumbles upon Greg’s secret side hustle, Cam work. He should close the laptop, clear his history, and forget he ever saw anything. Instead, he donates fifty quid.

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    05 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 8

    I Get It If The Sex Is Kinda Good by

    Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF  

    13 Sep 2025

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    Alex and Greg have an extremely inappropriate late night text conversation about fantasies.

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    16 May 2026

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    Conversation With A Dog by Anonymous

    Fandoms: Murder of a Famous Bastard (Audio Drama)  

    03 Apr 2026

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    Kevin: Brendan! This is not good enough! I know you're excited to have a visitor, but that is Mr Flounder's crotch!
    Hugh: It's OK.
    Kevin: It is not OK. There are certain things I expect from Brendan, behaviour-wise. We did talk about this before you came.

    The talk that Kevin and Brendan had before Hugh’s arrival.

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    04 Apr 2026