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    ESPN: Shane Hollander To the Ottawa Centaurs after Tumultuous End to Montreal Metros Career

    @CentaursGirlie1995: obviously i feel very badly for shane but my beautiful failson of a team getting the two best players because of homophobia is perhaps the only good thing homophobia has ever done

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    Or: Shane's first season on the Ottawa Centaurs, as told by everyone else in the world.

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    17 Jun 2026

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    ...oh,” his mom says. “Oh, honey, you were seeing someone? You never said anything.”

    “It’s-it’s complicated.” He catches the present tense too fucking late to do anything about it, and he barely resists the urge to either groan or slip forward to start beating his head against the coffee table.

    Fuck his fucking life.

    “You’re still…seeing this person?” His mom asks, and the amount of control he can hear her exerting is almost painful. “Who is-”

    “Yuna,” his dad cuts in, voice quiet, “maybe give him a second, yeah?”

    Yeah, Shane agrees in his head. Give him a second.

    Maybe give him a decade while they’re at it.

    (when shane's old fake id falls out of his wallet around his parents, he has to explain that it was to book hotel rooms before he was 21)

    (...and then he has to explain why he needed to book those hotel rooms in the first place)

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    11 Jun 2026

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    Ilya posts a casual video of himself covered in a necklace of hickeys given to him by his beautiful, freaky boyfriend. In an unfortunate turn of events, girls all over the world join forces to share the details and video evidence of their own sexual exploits with Russia’s pass-around party boy. Shane is not at all consumed by jealousy and absolutely does not fall into a spiral of competitive obsession over these events.

    Or, 5 times Shane tries to be as good as every girl that Ilya’s ever been with, + 1 time Ilya shows him that he has always been better.

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    10 Jun 2026

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    A seemingly innocent question: How big is it, again? A lie: Is nine inches, you know this. And two horny boys who can't help but goad each other into more and more ridiculous acts.

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    How one simple question leads to Shane Hollander getting stuffed fuller than he ever could have dreamed.

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    10 Jun 2026

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    Ilya bites at the shell of his ear, Shane’s chest stuttering with an amused huff. Ilya smiles, his hand skimming the top of Shane’s pants, dipping just beneath the waistband and—

    He feels lace, soft and delicate underneath his fingers, curved over the swell of Shane’s hip. He pauses at the same time that he can feel Shane go tense.

    “Shane?” His voice is a whisper of breath, his nail following the hem of Shane’s panties, stopping when he finds the small bow that rests right at the center.

     

    Or, Shane Hollander in lingerie.

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    05 Jun 2026