WeirdoWithWifi
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The Linden Adventures by lilrowantree, MonsterbananaTV, valkrose, WeirdoWithWifi for barronsfever (historyofbellarke)
Fandoms: Lockwood & Co. - Jonathan Stroud
10 Apr 2024
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“Who are you?” Ryan asked, narrowly missing a punch to the face.
“A big fan, honestly,” they answered, swinging at him again. Ryan ducked to the side, grabbing their arm and twisting the sword out of their hands.
He threw the sword to the other side of the room, the metallic clang echoing through the room, “Really?”
“Of course, you’re the red phantom that no one can catch,” Another swing, this one almost catching Ryan in the jaw. “I enjoy hearing about the crazy things you’ve stolen, it’s why I'm here.”
Ryan stopped suddenly, “Marry me?”
Their fist connected to Ryan’s chest and he stumbled back a step, “What did you say?”
Ryan, ever the one for dramatics, sank to one knee and stared up at them, “Marry me, darling, we’ll be partners in crime.”
“Sure,” they shrugged, offering a hand to help him up.
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or silly little guys bond over stealing things and through the power of found family and literal magic they steal from the rich and give to the poor (they're the poor)Series
- Part 1 of The Linden Adventures
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Tommy’s life is going great. Sure Phil hasn’t spoken a word since Kristen died. Yes Wilbur spends more time at the bar than at home. But Tommy’s almost an adult he can handle it.
That is until he can’t.
During a storm, Tommy panics and runs out of the shelter of the house, and wakes up in a strange world with weird looking creatures and a small pig child that won’t leave him alone.
Will Tommy find his way back? Does he want to find his way back? We’ll find out!!! -
The Wonder of Sleep by WeirdoWithWifi for TheProudPrincess
Fandoms: Lockwood & Co. - Jonathan Stroud, Lockwood & Co. (TV)
23 Feb 2023
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Lucy Carlyle wakes up after her fourteen hour coma thanks to the skull in the basement and realises a lot of their problems would be solved if they were just less sleep deprived. So this is the story of how Lucy Carlyle created mandatory nap times in 35 Portland Row
Series
- Part 3 of Discord Dares
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I Wanna Hold Your Haaaaand by WeirdoWithWifi
Fandoms: Lockwood & Co. - Jonathan Stroud, Lockwood & Co. (TV)
18 Feb 2023
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Ever since he lost his family, Lockwood has felt a deep, bitter cold. Follow him as he chases after any sign of warmth left in this cruel world where things that are given, can be taken away
AKA five times lockwood should’ve gotten a hug and the one time lucy just freaking tackles him
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Shovel Talk by WeirdoWithWifi for historyofbellarke
Fandoms: Lockwood & Co. - Jonathan Stroud, Lockwood & Co. (TV)
13 Feb 2023
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The Skull knows what’s up, so he makes sure that Lockwood understands the terms of engagement.
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- Part 2 of Discord Dares
Recent series
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Denki Kaminari Stories by orphan_account, WeirdoWithWifi
Fandom 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
22 Jul 2021
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I got super obsessed with an electrode blonde and now here we are.
- Words:
- 3,341
- Works:
- 4
- Bookmarks:
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The Linden Adventures by lilrowantree, MonsterbananaTV, valkrose, WeirdoWithWifi
Fandom Lockwood & Co. - Jonathan Stroud
10 Apr 2024
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- Works:
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Discord Dares by WeirdoWithWifi
Fandom Lockwood & Co. (TV), Lockwood & Co. - Jonathan Stroud
23 Feb 2023
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These are all works that i got dared to write or got inspired to write from this discord server
https://discord.gg/Md9xdb9R
Feel free to join if you wanna scream about l&co, want writing ideas, or just want a place to chill
(psst historyofbellarke, if you wanted to use my fics to promote your discord you shoulda just told me to make it official /teasing)
- Words:
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- Works:
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- Bookmarks:
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The Seven Resurrections of Wei Wuxian by OppositeOfAnExorcism
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
12 Jun 2026
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Wei Wuxian dies during the siege of the Burial Mounds thinking, at the very least, he’s earned some peace.
He’s wrong. His soul doesn’t scatter to the void. No, it’s caught, pinned, and informed – very politely – that this is what happens when you break the rules of the living and the dead in the same lifetime.“You stepped beyond mortal bounds,” he’s told. “You created an abomination that should never have existed...”
And Heaven, apparently, has time to hold a grudge.
So, as punishment: he doesn’t get to rest. Not in this afterlife. His soul becomes bound to resentment itself, condemned to rise again wherever the cry for vengeance is strong enough to drag him back. Whoever they are, whatever they’re suffering, whatever they can’t finish – that’s his problem now.
Strangers’ faces. Strangers’ lives. Strangers’ revenge plots.
He wakes in the middle of all of them, expected to put things right with whatever strength the body has left. And of course he does, because it’s not like saying “no” has ever worked out for him.
Resentment calls.
Wei Wuxian answers.And it doesn’t take long for the living to realize the Yiling Patriarch never actually stayed dead.
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- English
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- 321,499
- Chapters:
- 53/?
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Bookmarked by WeirdoWithWifi
27 Apr 2026
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After a battle at sea, notorious pirate Captain Park Seonghwa washes ashore on a deserted island in a rare bout of good fortune. But after careful exploration, the island isn't as deserted as he first guessed, and it seems he owes his life to something (or rather someone) other than simple good luck.
In fact, he may have just found the greatest treasure of all.
He'll be damned if he lets it slip past him.
Bookmarked by WeirdoWithWifi
23 Mar 2026
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Quiet Whispers and Gentle Touches by erosweaveroftales
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon), 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
05 May 2024
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A night hunt goes wrong. Wei Ying throws himself at the problem, like always, and a few people let him know how they feel about it.
Bookmarked by WeirdoWithWifi
16 Mar 2026
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The search for Jin Guangyao continues - but he doesn't stay as dormant as you'd think. What lengths might he go to to keep his freedom?
**This isn't a standalone. Reading the the 1st work in the series is pretty essential to understanding what's happening here!!
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- Part 2 of Searching. . . Searching. . . FOUND
Bookmarked by WeirdoWithWifi
06 Feb 2026
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Cold Bones by GhoulSanderson
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
29 Aug 2024
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"Xichen." Nie Mingjue's puzzlement sobered, his voice serious. He wrapped his arms around the boy nearly instinctively, "He's freezing."
Lan Xichen felt Wei Ying's arm for himself, eyebrows raising in shock. Wei Ying was colder than battleground corpses, colder than someone of his calibre should be.
"Why is he so cold?" Lan Xichen whispered, shrugging off his thick outer robe. He draped it around Wei Ying's shoulders and felt his chest burn as Wei Ying snuggled into it, a wet hiccup coming out.
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Or: Nie Mingjue and Lan Xichen find Wei Wuxian drunk and freezing during the Sunshot Campaign.Series
- Part 6 of MDZS chronicles
Bookmarked by WeirdoWithWifi
03 Feb 2026