What_My_Parents_Made



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    The Halls of Ancestors are a big and complicated place for a small and not so complicated hobbit, particularly when one is more occupied with escaping scorn than finding his way. However, not all who wander are lost, and sometimes a seemingly chance meeting may change things for the better.

    Or, the one where Bilbo receives some rather unexpected reassurance about his place among Thorin's people.

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    "Bilba?" Thorin suggested and Bilbo wrinkled his nose.

    "No, I think not."

    “Biloba?”

    “Slightly better but no.”

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    Just when you didn't think it would get more cracky.

    “We’re going to have another baby?” Thorin asked, still looking more than a fair bit stunned. “You are with child?”

    "Yes!” Bilbo exclaimed, feeling a sudden sense of horrible déjà vu. He was not going to throttle his husband. He would not going to let Della grow up without her Papa even if Thorin was thicker than-

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    “Bed rest,” Óin says after a thorough examination. “And plenty of liquids. No arguments.”

    Bilbo makes one last-ditch attempt. “You are all overreacting.”

    Óin just looks at him severely.

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    Bilbo Baggins hated Lobelia Bracegirdle long before he'd ever met her. And in turn, Lobelia Bracegirdle, being the ambitious and overachieving sort that she was, absolutely, totally, wouldn't-have-spit-on-him-if-he-were-on-fire despised Bilbo Baggins long before she'd ever met him too.

    Against all odds and their feuding families, they get married.

    But it's not that kind of love story.

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