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    Harry is dealing with his breakup very graciously, thank you very much. No, he isn't eating ice-cream alone while watching sad rom-coms, Hermione! So when his ex invites him to his wedding, he answers with all the elegance and poise of his station. That is: by chosing to crash the wedding, and invite as his plus-one the only person his ex hates more than him - the Dark Lord Voldemort. What could go wrong, am I right?

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    08 Jun 2026

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    Voldemort won the war.

    Working at a high-end brothel, Harry’s bewildered by his most persistent client: the Dark Lord himself. Not for sex, but for conversation—which, somehow, is worse.

    But intimacy has consequences, and Harry soon finds himself entangled in politics, rebellion, and a dangerous game he never agreed to play.

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    07 Jun 2026

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    Harry Potter is screwed.

    With a penchant for Firewhiskey and late-night parties, he had no idea that he would find a handsome man in his bed the next morning, when he wakes up; already late for his first day at St. Mungo’s Hospital for Magical Maladies as a Healer trainee. He also had no idea that his mom’s ex-boyfriend would have an axe to grind, the most eager girl would follow him around like she’d been hit with a Permanent Sticking Charm, or that the handsome man in his bed that morning was his boss, Tom Marvolo Riddle, Head of Spell Damage.

    Like I said, Harry Potter is screwed.

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    07 Jun 2026

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    “In fact, it’s not a bad idea,” Tom says, thoughtful as he gazes into space over Harry’s head. “Perhaps I could offer you to him in exchange for a favor or two.”

    “Wh— offer me?” Harry leans back as far as he can, pinning Tom with his incredulous stare. “Are you insane?”

     
    When a political rival makes a pass at Harry, Tom gets an idea. Harry is skeptical.

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    04 Jun 2026

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    “You know what they say,” Clark says, his eyes holding Lex’s mouth, “about your life flashing before your eyes right before you die?”

    Clark’s thumb sinks into the inside of Lex’s lip, then skates along his bottom teeth. Fire ignites in Lex’s chest, the pain of restraining himself.

    “That didn’t happen. You know what did flash before my eyes?”

    Clark removes his thumb from Lex’s mouth and his other hand comes up to cup the other side of Lex’s face.

    “Can you guess, Lex?”

    His breath is so shallow not even a newborn could drown in it.

    “I can give you a hint,” Clark says.

    And then he kisses Lex.

    Just a graze of his lips, the hint of his tongue, sweet as an overripe berry.

    A canon divergent Smallville AU that explores what might have happened to Clark and Lex had Clark told him his secret from the beginning.

    (spoiler: they still got issues)

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    23 May 2026