Whateverwillbewilderme
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the quote: "Big Mal was a demon for sex," Tony wrote. "[...] Like sacrificial virgins, a lot of the girls willingly accepted that they would have to do it with Mal to get to John, Paul, George, or Ringo, and Mal knew it."
I commissioned a piece of art and wrote a matching fic.
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American reader moves next door to John. Antics and life ensue.
(Yes I know there are fics like this already. Yeah I know it’s an overused trope. My bad guys)
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ford needs to study the reproductive behaviors of the anomalies in gravity falls but he can't do that if he doesn't even know how his species reacts during coitus. ergo he needs his friend to let him study her pussy.
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When your beloved TV—and boyfriend—begins to act strange, you fear for the worst... but as you'll come to find out, a broken CRT should be the least of your concerns
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Basically, you're objectum-pilled and treat your TV (named Tenna ofc ofc) like an actual boyfriend/partner, so imagine your COMPLETE surprise when it turns out you weren't far off the markBookmarked by Whateverwillbewilderme
27 Apr 2026
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everything i have ever written with harvey as my exclusive love ! beware- most of my stardew groupsex has him as a main love interest anyway. check those out too if this isn't enough !
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09 May 2024
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You're a perfectly normal civilian who simply had a run of bad luck with guys, that's all. It's not a trend. It's not a self-fulfilling prophecy. It's absolutely not a crime spree.
It may, however, be serial-killing? But that's just semantics.-
A goofy/weird story of a sweet Reader who ends up in Sniper's sights and benefits greatly, to everyone's surprise. No one is normal or healthy and everyone has fantastic sex.
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26 Apr 2024
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"So how do you know Alastor?" Charlie asked merrily, excited to get to know more about her newest member of staff.
"I'm his wife."
Unfortunately, you mentally add.
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05 Feb 2024