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Uneven Odds by DracotheDeathEatingCupcake
Fandom The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
30 Jun 2026
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- 3
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30 Jun 2026
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all that I've been taught and every word I've got by sugarybowl
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
09 Nov 2021
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“You know,” the old man says with a knowing smile, “if ever there was a place where you could recite and sing of Kaer Morhen, it is within her walls. Perhaps your stay will bring some lightness to all of us and not only the child and Geralt.”
Jaskier hides the stab of pain at the implication that Geralt might be glad to see him, instead he offers another simple bow and thanks Vesemir for his hospitality before fleeing into the room.
“Oh, you fool,” he whispers to himself as he falls into a nearby seat, “you bloody heartsick fool, you should have run. Why don’t you ever run?”
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After a year of training Ciri in monster-hunting and Chaos, Vesemir and Yennefer agree that her education needs a boost of court politics and wordplay, which means bringing an angry heartbroken master of the seven liberal arts to Kaer Morhen.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 12,779
- Chapters:
- 9/9
- Collections:
- 5
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- 317
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03 May 2026
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Rumours of the Witchers' Bard by Chrissy22
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
21 Mar 2026
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Over the years, Jaskier gets a reputation amongst witchers as the guy who will get you out of bind if you need him to. He’s the witchers’ bard, after all. Need a hand with your injuries? A safe place to hide? A friendly face? Find Jaskier.
Jaskier, on the other hand, has no idea why witchers in trouble keep bumping into him on the road, but fate is funny that way, isn’t it? He’s certainly not going to turn them away
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- English
- Words:
- 35,869
- Chapters:
- 8/8
- Comments:
- 268
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23 Mar 2026
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i loved him then (i love him still) by alternatereality42
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski, The Witcher (TV)
05 Oct 2020
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After the mountain, Jaskier fakes his own death. He doesn't tell Geralt. Why would he?
(Geralt finds out on his own.)
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10 Dec 2025
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Weakness of the heart by Anneku
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)
14 Apr 2025
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Geralt tried so hard not to get attached or even get close to humans. Vesemir had drilled into them nothing good would come of it. Such things are a weakness and a weak witcher is a dead one. Though how come this bard seems to contradict everything Geralt thought he knew. Jaskier is weak in every definition he'd been taught.
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15 Apr 2025
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Let me watch over you by Toss_a_coin_to_your_daddy
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), The Witcher (TV)
30 Jun 2020
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When a portal appears and out stumbles a strange but achingly familiar man, Geralt knows he has to help him. Doesn't matter that this version of Dandelion, who prefers to be called Jaskier (thank you very much) is a bit more timid around him than he anticipates. That's all in a day's work for a witcher.
Or the one where post mountain Jaskier gets teleported to game! Geralt's world. Love and madness ensue.- Language:
- English
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- 19,319
- Chapters:
- 3/3
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- 158
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09 Jan 2025
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Can’t you hear that scratching by SpaceBat (kuraikon)
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
25 Apr 2020
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“It’s from a fan! An admirer I seem to have enthralled in Oxenfurt. They say such delightful things about me and you know how easy I am to flatter.”
Jaskier gains the attention of a increasingly dedicated fan, which is very flattering.
Until it’s not.
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- English
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- Chapters:
- 5/5
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20 Dec 2024
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Arthur watched, unable to fully comprehend the events that had seemingly just crashed and burned in front of him rather than calmly unfold. He turned to look at the other knights who only shrugged as Mordred sank lower into his seat, lips pressed into a pout as he picked at his food.
“I…” He started and paused, taking a moment to gather his thoughts “Why do you want Merlin to like you so badly?” He finally sighed. Mordred stopped playing with his food, glancing up before looking at the door the servant in question had exited through
“Because he’s Merlin.” He said as if that provided any sort of answer.
Arthur didn’t deserve this. He did his best to be a good person. Maybe this was some kind of divine intervention saying he needed to up his charity game. He needed to give the lower town a bigger tax break or something. Perhaps ride out and save three more damsels than usual.
"He has a point," Gwaine piped up as he inhaled another mead "He is Merlin."
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Merlin hates Mordred and Mordred is determined to put an end to that. Arthur is convinced that this child is after his man.- Language:
- English
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11 Dec 2024
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Din suddenly gets engaged, and Luke realizes how much he never wanted their lives to change.
Fake engagement AU, where Din pretends to be engaged to someone for a contract and Luke thinks it's real.
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- English
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- 23,298
- Chapters:
- 8/8
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- 358
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26 Nov 2024
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Running with Wolves by samtaku
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
18 Apr 2022
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Do you know what it takes to run with wolves?
When word of war reached Jaskier, he packed his bags and left to find his Witcher.
“You are the only thing in my damn life that is not destiny’s doing, Jas, you are the only one who could escape without her giving a fuck and for some unfathomable reason you won’t leave.”
Reworked
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12 Nov 2024
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Bond Broken, Bond Mended by anyanp
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
31 Jul 2023
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“What is it?” Geralt knows he sounds resigned, he knows it can’t be good, and he sees her hesitating, “Just.. spit it out.”
“It’s a… severed soulbond.”
He had a soulmate.
He had a soulmate who didn't want him anymore.
A soulmate, who wanted to get rid of their bond, of him, so much he risked whatever consequences there were for severing it.
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- English
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- 6,093
- Chapters:
- 2/2
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- 59
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20 Oct 2024
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In the twenty-two years that Jaskier had known Geralt, the white wolf had gotten sick maybe a handful of times. Each time it had been Jaskier tenderly nursing him back to health. But now there was Yennefer
He was not prepared for the words that came out of her mouth.
“He’s asking for you,” she bit out, “I’m apparently no good as a nursemaid.”
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- English
- Words:
- 13,444
- Chapters:
- 6/6
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- 135
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- 1,072
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11 Oct 2024
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Sweet Song Of My Restless Heart by LadySesame
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
20 Sep 2024
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According to anyone who is anyone within the Ton, when Julian Alfred Pankratz made his debut into society, he was practically guaranteed to make the best match of the season. Beautiful, educated, witty-- a young prodigy in the musical arts-- and coming from one of the most respectable families in Redania, he had all the makings to be declared a Diamond of the first water.
But all of that changed when his illness began.
Plagued by fits of panic and hysteria that seemingly had no cause, Jaskier was forced to remove himself from society for two years. Now returned to the city, he is desperate to find an alpha before the season is up and he is declared a spinster. The only problem is that he's old news, prospects are few and far between, and he may not be quite as recovered as he's led his parents to believe.
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A prequel to my lambden regency au, featuring how Jaskier and Geralt got together.
Series
- Part 1 of Witcher Regency au
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 108,542
- Chapters:
- 21/21
- Comments:
- 833
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20 Sep 2024
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the saint of never getting it right by navpike
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
24 Mar 2022
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Geralt sneers. “I’m old enough to be your father, Calanthe. What are you playing at? What’s the purpose of this?” he bites out.
“The purpose of this is that I wasn’t about to let some whelp playing at being a knight steal my daughter out from under me,” Calanthe says.
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Duny offers to repay Geralt just a few moments too soon and Calanthe finds a way to cheat destiny.
Suddenly trapped in the Lioness’s den, Geralt finds himself protecting a princess, raising a child he’s only claiming is his own, and wishing, more than anything, that Jaskier was there to help him navigate court. Things don’t get much better when Jaskier finally arrives. Somehow, they manage to survive.- Language:
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- 13/13
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11 Sep 2024
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Vivre d’amour et d’eau fraîche by asweetepilogue
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
21 Sep 2020
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Geralt decides to retire to Toussaint. He takes Jaskier with him.
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13 Feb 2024
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custodial by PenAndInkPrincess
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
09 May 2023
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custodial definition: relating to or having parental responsibility, especially as allocated as part of a divorce.
“I can take her,” Geralt says, and it’s all Jaskier can do not to slap him across the face.
“You don’t know her,” he says at once. “You don’t know her, and she doesn’t know you. I’m not letting her go with a stranger.” He meets the witcher’s gaze directly and dares him to persist.
Wisely, Geralt doesn’t.
(Ciri finds Jaskier first and Geralt only comes along later)
(Jaskier is not handling co-parenting well)
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- English
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- 24,407
- Chapters:
- 4/4
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- 326
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27 Jan 2024
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The Courting Season by anarchycox
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
21 Aug 2020
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Over winter at Kaer Morhen with Ciri, Geralt realizes that he loves Jaskier, and has for years. Everyone at the keep decides the only logical thing that can happen is that Geralt court and wed Jaskier. But Geralt wants to do it properly. So the strongest, most fearsome warriors in all the land, research how to woo a minor noble and send Geralt back into the world with elaborate lists and a game plan.
And it all is going great. Courting turns out to be a lot easier than he expected. He and Jaskier will be married well before the return to Kaer Morhen for the winter!
Jaskier is thrilled to have his best friend back, and be off adventuring again. Geralt is behaving a bit oddly, but well, people get weird sometimes.
A fic where Jaskier is the romantically clueless one. Just because he sings about love, doesn't mean he'll see it - even when it is Witcher sized and holding flowers right in his face.
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- English
- Words:
- 47,262
- Chapters:
- 16/16
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- 4,301
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23 Dec 2023
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Arthur and Merlin have a special relationship. They always have, even when they were prince and servant. While many question it when first noticing, eventually it becomes an understanding in Camelot—and even among some other countries—that where there is Arthur, there is Merlin. And, where there is Merlin, there is Arthur.
OrArthur and Merlin's relationship as witnessed and explained by others.
Also, or
Five times someone realizes that Merlin is the Queen, one time Merlin realizes it himself, and one time he owns it.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 62,269
- Chapters:
- 8/8
- Collections:
- 52
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- 1,867
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- 31,817
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28 Nov 2023
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Lifeforms by cptnrex
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars: Clone Wars (2003) - All Media Types
01 Jan 2018
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The aftermath of Pong Krell's dark intentions is darker still, a blackness that endures even after what is left of the 501st and 212th leave the planet of Umbara. Called back to Coruscant to undergo questioning by the Jedi Council as to the actions of and subsequent death of one of their masters, Rex continues to struggle with the emptiness felt deep within him. A depression falls over the clone Captain, and none of his brothers' comforts can wipe clean the simmering flesh he still feels on the tip of his fingers. A new darkness haunts him. Granted a short reprieve from the front-lines due to the state of him and his troopers, Rex struggles to face the facts of the battle, and the fact that his shaking hands failed to execute the being responsible. It is up to Anakin Skywalker to bring his Captain out of that void which clouds his mind and weighs down his body. Anakin has always been important to Rex, but as their time together continues, he comes to realize that importance may not quite cover it. Anakin himself is faced with a decision that threatens to end a romance, just as it promises to create one.
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09 Sep 2023
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Norwegian Wood (This Bird Has Flown) by Mr_Customs_Man
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 Sep 2023
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James Potter starts his seventh year with a secret.
He has amazing friends, Sirius is always right by his side, Lily is finally starting to warm up to him. His life is an endless cycle of partying and drinking. So what if the Wizarding World is on the precipice of war? So what if Severus Snape has disappeared from Hogwarts? That's not James's problem. Life is beautiful, and even if it's all an illusion he wants to hold on to that dream for just a little bit longer.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 41,183
- Chapters:
- 14/14
- Comments:
- 418
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07 Sep 2023